Musical spaces

WARMUP: WINDMILLS/PICKERS/MERKINS/LOW AND SLOW SQUATS
THE THANG: mosey over to Lowe’s 11s with big boys and merkins

PART 1: MUSICAL CHAIRS WITH THE BURPEE PIT (20 min)
Setup: Everyone in a parking spot. ONE LESS spot than total PAX.
Each Round:
1. Exercise in spot (20 sec) → 2. “MOVE!” (scramble) → 3. “SPOTS!” (find space)
2. Last PAX without spot → joins THE BURPEE PIT
Burpee Pit: Eliminated PAX work together on 200 total burpees (split however)
In-Spot Exercises: Merkins • Squats • Mtn Climbers • Imperial Walkers • Shoulder Taps • Freddies
Travel Methods: Run • Bear Crawl • Lunge Walk • Backward Run
Endgame: Pit not done? Everyone finishes together. Pit done early? Final players do 25 burpees.

MARY: gas pumpers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes, read ya newsletter
COT: yes

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Webbs and Swings

WARMUP: SSH/MERKINS/peter Parkers/mountain climbers
THE THANG:
Jack Webb at the print shop- pull-ups / merkins up to 6/24

Ran to top of hill at Withers and Watson- stopped to bear crawl through field. Once we got to intersection Lunge walk to parking lot entrance, perform 20 burpees, run down to stop sign, 15 burpees, then run to next stop sign 10 burpees. Bear crawl to parking lot entrance, run back to stop sign for 5 burpees, run back top of hill at. Watson lunge walk to parking lot entrance and start over with X’s and O’s 20,15,10,5
Last round was squats
Mosey back to COT
MARY: YEP
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Operation love, thanksgiving convergence, Christmas party, read your newsletter
COT: yes

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Frozen tundra mumblechatter

WARMUP: An adventurous warmup of circle runs and

SSH
IW
Tunnel touches
Merkins
Mtn Climbers
Overhead claps

One man ran two circles around us wilst we completed the various exercises.

THE THANG: We moseyed to the center of the park and partnered up. One partner ran half sped across the park whilst the other partner counted to 5 and then chased them down, completing the run to the concrete track. Jogged back. Repeated until everyone was annoyed.

Moseyed to the hill where the partners participated in the now trademarked “Indian Land Butt Sniffers Bear Crawl Uphill” :tm:

Then lunges uphill.

At playground – partners did planks, dips and grave diggers whilst partner ran around the playground.

The Mary was one set of flutter kicks.

Perhaps <@UGU3XR5RP> will have some comments but it was clear this was his favorite workout in months.

Dear Abby joined! We got a Chicago report.

We had the privilege of COT to express prayers for fellow Pax and also for Mrs DD.

Food drive to come!

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The Impossible Mile

WARMUP: barely
THE THANG: impossible mile
400m Bear Crawls
400m Lunge Walks
400m Burpee Broad Jumps (no one got past this)
400m sprint
MARY: nah
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Operation Love, Christmas Party, Bethel
COT:
Yes

So this workout was one of many that remind me why we do what we do.
Unexpected FNG came out this am, dudes an ex marine and a solid dude. Knew we would be there. But really it’s because every single man made a decision they weren’t going to leave the next man hanging. That’s why we post in unpleasant conditions, wee hours of the morning and in some cases with little sleep the day after a birthday where it would have been nice to sleep in if I’m being honest. I wouldn’t have been there for my brothers, and I also wouldn’t have gotten to see Private Dancer who came up from Florida, Dear Abby from Chicago, Boomhaur on his second post, met Hershey and MP, and gotten to see DH do some DH ish, with an FNG onboarding and so and and so on….So all in all a great morning. Welcome Body Butter!

The workout itself, well that’s another story. I wouldn’t say I regret it but I am going to be feeling that one for a few days…

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Small white sacks

WARMUP: SSH, low slow squat, navy seal burpees
THE THANG:
Mosey to front of movie theatre
7’s – navy seal burpees and box jumps. Run across parking lot in between

Run to the hill by the Biergarten.
Partner carry up hill. At top of hill, partner who was being carried do dirkins putting feet up on partners back who holds a plank. Go back down hill and switch roles. Add 1 dirkin each hill ascent. We did around 5-6 rounds.

Killed time in a parking lot where we did variety of MOTs with merkins, squats etc mixed in.
MARY: yes bc YHC didn’t plan enough shit to do
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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GTL at the ramp

WARMUP: 25 SSH, 10 Cherry Pickers
THE THANG: Mosey to the Parking Garage
high knees, butt kickers, toy soldiers, karaoke

Arrive at garage
Hold plank and do low slow merkins until the 6 came in.
Level 1:
• 10 Low Slow Merkins
• Lunge walk up the ramp
Level 2:
• 10 Low Slow Merkins
• 10 Burpees
• Bear crawl up the ramp
Level 3 (UpperDeck):
• 20 LBCs
• Mosey a lap up top with a short nur.
• Crab walk down ramp
Level 2:
• Al gore until the 6 came in
• 10 Low Slow Merkins
• 15 Low Slow Squats
• run down the ramp
Level 1:
• Wall Sit for 60 seconds
• Plank jacks
• 10 Low Slow Merkins
• Lunge walk up the ramp
Level 2:
• 10 Low Slow Merkins
• 25 SSH
• Run down ramp
Mosey back to COT
• 25 Moroccan Night Clubs
•25 Seal Jacks
• Plank it out until the end

MARY: Yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: check your newsletter, trash pickup, blood drive, 4B’s, Thanksgiving convergence, Christmas party.
COT: YES :raised_hands:

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Whoops! Gotta shake myself!

WARMUP:
THE THANG: ran to the parking deck.

ROUND 1:
THE ASCENT OF FIRE (BEAR CRAWL EDITION)
• Bear crawl up 2 flights
• 10 merkins at each landing
• Descend stairs all the way to bottom
ROUND 2:
THE GRINDER REPEATS
• Each level = one station
• Level 1: 25 HR Merk-ins
• Level 2: 30 Jump Squats
• Level 3: 40 Flutter Kicks (4-count)
• Level 4: 20 Burpees
• went down stairs and back up- headed back to COT
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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4 horsemen of the apocalypse

WARMUP: 50 SSH 5 burpees
THE THANG:

“First phase- in rain”

Descending rounds of merkins with KB work each round
Starting with 20 merkins, reducing 2 every round

KB Swing
10
KB Goblet Squat
12
KB Clean & Press (8 each arm)
16 total
KB Deadlift
14
KB Upright Row
12
KB Reverse Lunge (5 each leg)
10
KB Swing
20
KB High Pull
12
KB Curl
10
KB Front Rack Hold (30 seconds each side)

“Second phase”

Cycle through five stations continuously for 3 rounds. Each for 1 minute, rest 15 sec between rounds.
1. KB Snatch (L)
2. KB Snatch (R)
3. Merkin → KB Row Combo (1
merkin, 1 row each side = 1 rep)
1. KB Thruster (squat + press)
2. KB Swing to high Pull
After each round, perform 10 diamond merkins

Third phase-
Every minute on the minute
(EMOM X 8):
• 5 Merkins
• 5 KB Swings
• 5 KB Goblet Squats
• 5 KB Bent-Over rows

Tried a new exercise- Weighted monkey humpers- suck just like they sound.

MARY: nah
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, BBQ and Bourbon, Christmas party
COT:
Yes

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What’s your WHY?

WARMUP: Yes

THE THANG:

Mosey to Print Shop
Partner Dora
25 – Pull Ups
50 – Dips
75 – Squats
100 – LBCs
Partner run around the building

Mosey to lot at top of lot at Watson and Monroe White
5 burpees

Mosey to COG lot
Partner Dora
50 burpees
100 MNC’s
150 flutters

Mosey to corner of Main, Academy and Railroad Ave
Hold Plank, wait for the 6

Mosey to Massey
Up Massey and down
Merkins at top
Squats at bottom

MARY: Yep

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter

COT: Every time

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Bears and burns

WARMUP: usual suspects- ended with SSH not started lol
THE THANG:

? The Thang – 12 Laps Total
• 4 corners per lap
• Complete the same exercise at all 4 corners each lap (so 4 sets per round)

MODE OF TRANSPORTATION
FIRST 6 LAPS- BEAR CRAWLS
Always face forward so side crawling, and crawl bearing as to always face the west end of the lot

Big group so we split up so approx 25% of the PAX started at each corner

? UPPER BODY LAPS (6 total)

Lap 1 – Shoulder Taps
• 10 Shoulder Taps (IC) at each corner

Lap 2 – Arm Circles
• 10 forward / 10 backward (20 total) each corner

Lap 3 – Plank to Pike Walkouts
• 10 reps at each corner

Lap 4 – Air Presses (standing)
• 10 reps each corner

Lap 5 – Superman Pulls
• 10 reps (on belly, simulate row) each corner

Lap 6 – Shoulder Raise Plank (alternating arms)
• 20 reps total (10 each side) each corner

? CORE LAPS (6 total)

MODE- SHUTTLE RUNS- same concept, always facing west

Lap 7 – Flutter Kicks (IC)
• 10 reps each corner

Lap 8 – American Hammers (IC)
• 10 reps each corner

Lap 9 – LBCs
• 10 reps each corner

Lap 10 – JLOS
• 10 per side each corner

Lap 11 – Big Boy Sit-ups
• 10 each corner

Lap 12 – Hollow Hold
• 20–30 second hold each corner

With time remaining pick a cone and do 50x what was on the cone, example was CDDS

MARY: flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read ya letta
COT: always!

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