Humpty Dumpty Jumped the Wall ………..

WARMUP: in cadence, SSH, Imperial Walkers, Cherry Pickers. Mosey to Square Lot or Rectangle Lot who knows?
THE THANG: Sofrito Led:
Squat Jacks x 10
Paired Shoulder Taps with Fist Bumps x 10
Paired Wheel Barrow one way, switch and repeat
Alabama Ass Kickers x 10
Outlaws x 10
Back Scratchers x 12
2 Laps Around the Ring
DarkHelmet Led:
Burpees Run to the wall (5ft) jump over it and perform donkey kicks at opposing wall, then jump over wall again for burpees, for a series of Sevens. I’m sure there is a better way of explaining that. (Q School)
Mosey to the road behind the school for a series of run segments with Merkins and more Burpees.
Run back to COT, over achievers paused for a series of dips and back to COT.
MARY: We had some or a few sets. Hard to remember now!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Shanking with Stang reminder. Need for volunteers, Christmas Party at Airborne’s House with some pocket pool?, and reminder to checkout your NewsLetter !
COT: Should Stay in COT !

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2023.34 Colosseum

Ball2wall / shoulder tap stack
Pogo stick / squat jump stack
Bearcrawl / merkin stack
wallsit / single-leg air humper stack
half-mile run to end

Slackblast or it didn’t happen (according to slackbot).

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Only 11 on Black Friday?

WARMUP: Intro and then mosey to the Lowes parking lot for warm ups. MNC, Produce Pickers, Windmills. Mosey to another corner of Lowes for Up and Down Dog, plank stretches and Mountain climbers. Continued to the Thang.
THE THANG: Four Corners. Round 1- 12 Big Boys then bear crawl, 12 Big Boys then nur, 12 Big Boys then crawl Bear, ended with 12 Big Boys then run.
Round 2- 12 flying Squirrels then Karaoke, 12 flying Squirrels then nur, 12 flying Squirrels then Karaoke, finally 12 flying Squirrels then run.
Message: asked everyone to say what they were thankful for on Thanksgiving.
Ran to the back of the building where Empire is located for some wall sits, balls to the wall and more wall sits. Ran back in front of F45 for some monkey humpers then back to COT for Mary.
MARY: Flutters, hammers, Burpees, MT with Wine Makers and lbc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Golf, D2D, Party and team competition
COT: Prayers for family, marriages and those traveling.

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Rain and Angry Neighbors

WARMUP: Mosey to WEP bc it was raining like crazy. SSH, IW, HW, Wind Mills, Moroccan Night Clubs.
THE THANG: 10 exercises 12 reps, Bear Crawl from one side of stage and back. Rinse and Repeat 5 times.
Merkins, Big Boys, Squats, Dips, Carolina Dry Docks, Lunges, Diamond Merkins, Hammers, LBC’s.
MARY: 1Mosey to Pike parking lot 10 Burpees and Abb work. Darkest of Helmets cadence woke up a neighbor but we said sorry. Mosey back to Veterans Park for 10 Merkins.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: prayers for Thanksgiving

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Acceleration in Neutral

WARMUP:
SSH, IW, HW, around the world, halos, some yoga, humane burpee

THE THANG:

Suitcase Deadlift 2×10 each side
Single leg deadlift 1×10 each side
Boxer Squat 4×10
Waiter Press 2×10 each side
Clean and Press 4×6 each side
Two hand Row, Clean and Press 2×8
R Row x4, clean x4, press x4 2 sets
L Row x4, clean x4, press x4 2 sets

Overhead Lunge & March x10 each side
Overhead Lunge & March x5 each side

3 cleans
2 thrusters
1 snatch
Swing to switch sides
3 cleans
2 thrusters
1 snatch
Did this twice

KB Windmill
Once each side

3 burpee snatches each side to close

Covered 0.08 miles
Mostly pacing between sets

COT:
Screwing up is hard. Dealing with the consequences is hard. Persevere

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Snarky Title Here

WARMUP: We warmed up by no one reading the backblasts
THE THANG:
We do this for the stats
MARY: No chicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: If more than one person comments on this backblast without being prodded by Band Camp I will buy him lunch
COT: The 5th Core Principle

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Don’t fear the Reaper!

Rubber Ducky brought a full body pain session. Barkley showed up, “as always” his shield lock may have differing opinions. A contingent of marathon runners came by to see how the other side lives and said bell swingers are crazy. I even heard Band Camp contemplating his bell choices.

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