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Sharpen Your Axe

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6 got marginally better but significantly sweatier at Varsity. Here’s what we did:

Warm Up:
– 15 SSHs (IC)
– 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
– 10 Imperial Walkers (IC)
– 10 Mountain Climbers (IC)
– 10 Windmills (IC)

Mosey to the track
– 10 Burpees
– 20 Merkins
– 30 Squats
– 40 SSHs
– Lap
Repeat 3 times

Mosey to the bars
– Grab a block
– 10 Pull-ups
– 10 Flutters w/ a Press (IC)
– 10 American Hammers (IC)
– 10 Sit-up to Press
– 10 Skull Crushers
– 10 Pull-throughs
– Run to AO Jones
Repeat 3 times
Total mileage: 2.5ish miles

NMM
We each get 24 hours a day. What we choose to do with it is up to us. Do we doom scroll on our phones or study to become better? Is it all work and no play?

There were two lumberjacks—one young and strong, the other older and more experienced.
They both started working at the same time each morning, and the young lumberjack was determined to prove he was the best. So he challenge the older lumberjack to a contest – who could cut the most wood in one day? He chopped trees nonstop, all day long, barely taking any breaks, confident his youth and strength would make him the winner.

The older lumberjack, meanwhile, would take regular breaks—even disappearing for an hour at lunch. The young man was convinced he was winning by a landslide.

At the end of the day, to his surprise, the older lumberjack had cut significantly more wood.
Frustrated and confused, the younger man asked, “How could you have possibly cut more trees than me? I worked the entire time. You took so many breaks!”

The older man replied, “Yes, but every time I sat down, I was sharpening my axe.”

Whether in business, leadership, or life, working nonstop without reflection, renewal, or improvement often leads to burnout and diminished results. But if you “sharpen your axe,” you perform better in the long run.

Aye!
IJ

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Sleep Deprivation

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WARMUP: SSHx25, WM, IW,HWx10 maybe more, maybe less
THE THANG: Mosey to the upper class lot, Butt Lickers/high knees, karaoke to the entrance. Wall sits while we went through 5 Merkins. Made our way down to bus entrance did 7’s Step ups at the benches, run up to the top of the hill and did dips, crab walk down the hill. Last made our way to the far lot, 1-2-300 Dora, Merkins, LBC, Squats, partner runs ~1/2 lot. Mosey back to COT
MARY: Briefly
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Helmets grandstanding speech on Friday, Bethel…
COT: Of course, lots of prayers and praises needed.

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A Whole New World

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Some of this may have been modified. Maybe.

Thrillville is the latest amusement park from the mind of Drop Thrill. Will you survive the day?

Parking Lot – Time to pay up!

Round 1 = 2 Burpees
Round 2 = 4 Burpees
Round 3 = 6 Burpees

Ticket Booth – Really time to pay!

Round 1 – Hand Release Merkins x10
Round 2 – Add Clap Merkins x10
Round 3 – Add Toe Touch Merkins x10
Round 4 – Add Mike Tysons x10

Bathrooms – First stop when you enter the park is of course the bathroom.

Round 1 – monkey humpers
Round 2 – squats
Round 3 – calf raises
Round 4 – raise the roof

Now you’re ready to ride the big coaster but you’ve got to beat the crowd there!

Running of the bulls !

Run a lap.

Ride Time

Round 1 – calf raises x20
Round 2 – Add Bonny Blairs x20
Round 3 – Add Side Lunges x20
Round 4 – Add Jump Squats x20

Lunchtime

Round 1 – LBCs x25
Round 2 – Freddy Mercuries x25
Round 3 – Heels to Heaven x25

Lunch time is over and you see your favorite coaster just reopened so you run to ride the reopened coaster l.

Run a lap.

Oh no! It Broke down again!

Time to run again as you have to run across the park to another coaster.

Finally the day is over. You’re exhausted but you’ve got to make it back to your car.

Time for toy soldiers down and back.

Finally you’re back relaxing at the hotel. Time to cool down with stretching and some Broga.

You survived a day at the virtual park!

Well done! Thanks for coming along for the ride.

Thrill reminds you that you can’t always predict the twists and turns of life, but you can be strong enough to push through when you need to.

With that, The Thrill is gone.

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Bear Crawl and Ode to Wilt

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WARMUP:
Motivator
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
Windmills
Arm Circles – front and back
Michael Phelps
Downward Dog
Honeymooners
Runner’s Stretch
THE THANG:
We moseyed down to the lower lot.
Thang 1
Using the Parking spaces start at one end, Bear Crawl 2 lines do 1 Merkin, Crawl Bear 1 line and do 8 squats. Bear Crawl 2 lines do 2 Merkins, Crawl Bear 1 line and do 7 squats. Repeat until you do 8 Merkins an 1 squat.
Moseyed bottom of the hill to the upper lot.
Thang 2
Starting at the bottom of the hill, Bear crawl forward 4 steps, then do 1 merkin, 1 plank jack, and 1 shoulder tap (R + L =1). Repeat, adding 1 rep to each exercise each time—bear crawl forward 4 steps, then do 2 merkins, 2 plank jacks, and 2 shoulder taps. Repeat until you reach 10 reps each of merkins, plank jacks and shoulder taps.

Nur to the top of the hill, then we moseyed to the basketball courts.

Thang 3
Starting at the baseline at the far court do 100 LBCs, then run to the opposite baseline and do 100 squats. At the next baseline 100 flutter kicks (R+L =1), and then run to opposite baseline and do 100 lunges (50 each leg).

We made it back to COT in time for a 1 minute plank.

Announcements were made and prayers were said.

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Deadly Dozen

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WARMUP: SSH, IW, Merkins, Deep Leg Stretches then Mt Climbers
THE THANG: 400ish M run after each exercise. Counts were 20, carry’s were to the Handicap lot.
1. Farmer Carry
2. Sing Leg Deadlift
3. Lunge
4. Snatch
5. Man Maker
6. Goblet Squat
7. Rack Carry
8. Push Press
9. American Hammer (4 ct)
10. Tri’s
11. Curls
12. Swings
MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Garbage Pickup, Stuff bus and Gloom schedule
COT: Hard resets are sometimes necessary to realign to true north

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4 corner fun

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WARMUP:
20 SSH
10 wind mill
10 imperial Walker
10 cherry picker
Other stretching

THE THANG:

4 corners
5 reps per corner
Burpee’s, big boy sit-ups, Carolina dry dock, lunges

Ladder on the basketball courts
1-6 pushups down
6-1 LBCs back

MARY:
Various an exercises

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
See newsletter

COT:
Prayer for families and work

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Squatch Pond

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WARMUP: run to Church of God Worship Center, 5 SSH, 5 Seal jacks, 5 downdog merkins
THE THANG: pick up two 2lb weights, run to stairs at FM COG, calf raises on steps x10, SSH x10, seal jacks x10, run through upper lot of COG to Confederate St, turn right down Forrest St, turn right down Academy St, run up steps to 2nd floor of COG to perform SSH x10, seal jacks x10, derkins on picnic tables x10, run down steps, drop 2lb weights at corner of Academy & Withers, run up Withers towards the Print Shop to complete 5 pull-ups and 5 toes to bar, run out of Print Shop and cut through lot of Craft Axe, down Academy St to go pick up your 2lb weights at corner of Academy & Withers… RINSE AND REPEAT 2 more times
MARY: LBCs, Broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash pickup, Stuff the bus, Bethel Serve
COT: :pray: back to school

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