The Smokin Corners

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Warm-Up:
SSH – 20 IC
Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
Hillbilly Walkers – 15 IC
Moroccan Night Clubs – 10 IC
Windmills – 10 IC
Strawberry Pickers- 10 IC
Cheese Shredder
Mosey around the parking lot

The Thang:
1. 4 Corners:
Corner 1: 10 Merkins
Corner 2: 15 Squats
Corner 3: 20 Plank Jacks
Corner 4: 25 American Hammers
➡️ Lap 1: Mosey between corners, Lap 2: Lunges between corners, Lap 3: Bear Crawl between corners, Lap 4: Crab Walk between corners

2. Partner Work:
P1: Plank
P2: 10 Burpees,
Repeat with:
20 Squats / partner holds Al Gore
10 Big Boys / partner holds 6 inches
20 Mountain Climbers / partner holds plank

3. Dora:
Partners:
100 Carolina Dry Docks
200 Shoulder Taps
300 LBCs
➡️ One partner works, the other jogs 25 yds and back.

Mary:
American Hammers – 15 IC
Box Cutters – 15 IC
Freddie Mercuries – 20 IC

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Bucket o Fun

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WARMUP:

  1. Side straddle Hop
  2. Moroccan Nightclub
  3. Imperial walker
  4. Windmill

THE THANG:

  • Bucket of Fun – 6 station + run
  • American Hammers
  • Kettlebell swing – 30 lbs
  • Man makers with 40 lb sandbacg
  • Makhtar N'Diayes
  • Squat with a kick
  • You pick
  • Run up the hill and back
  • One person runs to the top of the hill and back. When they return, we rotated stations
  • DORA
  • 40 CDD
  • 60 Merkins
  • 80 Squats
  • 100 LBCs
  • 120 Side Staddle Hops
  • Repeat

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Bethel Men's Shelter
  • BRR
  • Site Q meeting

COT:

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Primetime Workout (or We Won’t Be Running Much)

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WARMUP: windmill, imperials, short mosey, toy soldiers, lunges
THE THANG:
Station 1 – crosswalk – bombjacks
Station 2 – entrance – burpees
Station 3 – amphitheater – core – PAX choice – cadence
Station 4 – grass hill – PAX choice – reps at bottom and top

This interface is limited in formatting so I can't post my nice chart detailing the exercises. We basically moseyed to each station and did a prime number of reps (1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13), with the last station being double.

MARY: Station 3
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, CSAUPs (and their impact)
COT: families, social harmony

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Where’s Vuvu

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WARMUP: Looked around for our scheduled Q, couldn’t find him in the gloom
THE THANG: Called reverse Whitehall route, because that’s what Vuvu would have wanted us to do.
MARY: One last look for our Q
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Vuvu checked in via text to let us know he was safely tucked in bed on this cool morning.
COT: Always

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💩 Show

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WARMUP: SSH, Moroccan Night Clubs, Micheal Phelps, Downward Dog, Honey Mooners, mosey the short loop

THE THANG: Workout is called 💩 show becuse that’s how it starts until you get into a groove. Partner Work with sand bag for 30 rounds total

3- Bag Jump Over Burpees
3- Power Cleans below the knee
3- Front Squats
3- Push Press
3- Bag Jump Over Burpees

Partner 1 works while Partner 2 rests. Switch after each round. Each man does 15 rounds total. The rest is there so you can attack each round with good form and intensely do the work.

Every 5 min you stop where you are on the workout and run as a group roughly 50 yards and back. Then pick up right where you left off and the 5 min clock starts over.

Total reps per man
90- Bag Jump Over Burpees
45- Power Cleans
45 -Front Squats
45 – Push Presses

After everyone was done we loaded up our rucks and walked the big loop around the soccer field. With great mumble.

MARY: American Hammers, Flutters, Box Cutters, X and O’s, LBC, Low squat stretch

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shetler, Maximus and Boogie Nights Men’s discussion on 8/28, 9/5 Clickbait relief work for a few widows in Fort Mill.

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COT: Prayers for kids starting school and college, prayers for sickness, praise for getting through some tough life moments, praise for M’s holding down the fort while we travel for work

💩 Show

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Why do my Hips Hurt?

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WARMUP:
Moroccan nightclubs
Windmills
Cherry pickers
Hillbilly walkers
THE THANG:
The Nolan Richardson
Partner workout:
Partner 1 starts the exercises while partner 2 nurs 50 yards, does 1 Bobby Hurley, then runs back to start to pick up where partner 1 left off on the count.
150 Burpees
300 Squats
150 Big Boy Sit-ups
300 Little Baby Arm Circles
150 Merkins
300 Imperial walkers
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Dear gauntlet featuring Miss Cindie’s Gloryhole

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WARMUP: SSH, IW, CP, MNC… Farmer carry to gauntlet
THE THANG:
8/25 snake pit
The gauntlet : 

  1. 15 tire flips
  2. 20 monkey King deadlifts (50 LB). ** There was motion on the floor without any vote to rename this “the teabagger”.
  3. Murder, bunny out /lunge walk back
  4. Log landmine press… 15 each side
  5. WWIII sIt ups  x 10.
  6. miss Cindy’s glory holes X 25
  7. Ruck man makers X 10
  8. Sledgehammer on tire (or gorilla smashes with 20 LB dumbbell) X 40
  9. Sandbag toss out and back

Board of pain while waiting for gauntlet:
(Most didn’t get too far… But if we had a higher headcount, this would’ve been critical)

100 SSH
90 American ham
80 KB swing 
70BW squat
60 LBC
50 KB snatch (25 each)
40 CDD
30 Freddie Mercury (2X count)
20 wide or diamond Merkin
15. Hello ladies.
10 Lieutenant Dan
5 Burpee‘s

MARY: partner up, foot to foot

  • one man holds 6 inches (narrow.) while the other does 10 Slaloms each side
  • flapjack
  • one man holds 6 inches (wide) while other does 10 gas pumps
  • Flapjack

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Rock region, Civitas, Bethel, other newsletter type stuff

COT: prayers for patience in dealing with family, grief/loss, and communication in marriages, etc.

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Bojangles Loop

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WARMUP: None
THE THANG: 4 mile loop down to Bojangles and back to Bob Jones Stadium
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fort Mill Lawn Care service opportunities
COT: Closed in prayer

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School Tour

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Commentary courtesy of Dark Helmet:

12 men at The Pit Of Cocks received a generous helping of Italian Jobs.

The Thang:

  • Run 1/4 mile-ish then perform the following
  • 10 Burpees
  • 20 HR Merkins
  • 30 Lunges
  • 40 Mountain Climbers
  • 10 Burpees

Repeat until the hate leaves your heart or until 45 minutes has elapsed…

Moleskine:
The morning began with Liberty rescuing Goose’s hemorrhoid pillow from the parking lot (not sure when that got left there) and placing it lovingly by the flag. Also placed by the flag, was a fat deuce squeezed out like Satan’s toothpaste by 3D’s nutsniffer. Not to worry, like most good dog owners, 3D brought his little doo-doo produce bags and collected the offering to carry with him. I don’t have a dog, and one of the main reasons is that I currently live in a situation that would require me to bend down and collect the feces of a lesser beast. I'm on the top of the food chain. I will not collect feces. Besides, the mighty (though domesticated) canine deserves to leave his castoffs where they lay, so for me to take responsibility to care for such an animal would require me to live beyond the officious reach of an HOA and past the confines of a fence…

Changing subjects, Deep Dish remarked about the amount of sand in the CRHS parking lot and was contemplating how to take his kids there and convince them that it was Myrtle Beach, but with less cigarette butts.

COT: Pray for many men’s relatives, to shoulder our burdens, and to be smart enough not to go alone.

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First time for everything

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Missed the Q … nice …

Bonsai took it… nice …

They ran to Walmart … some rucked to wherever … nice …

COT: We have guys with kids that are struggling. Real stuff. We are blessed to be able to get together and bring these things to light, knowing we have other men to lift us all up. And we pray for our children that they would seek the Lord’s will for their lives and they can find the peace of Christ in difficult times.

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