Painful 8

WARMUP: Stretching, windmills, IW, HW
THE THANG: Mosey to HS, in the parking lot, established the figure 8 we would run around islands. Started the Painful 8 Ladder:
8 Burpees
16 Merkins
24 LBC’s
32 LSS
40 Grave Diggers
48 Flutters
56 SSH
64 Shoulder Taps
Run the figure 8 after each round and progress back up the ladder to the next wrung.
MARY: No Time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fast 5K, Bethel Men’s Shelter, Canoli 5K
COT: Kids, 2.0, What are you living for?

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Moderate My A$$ Kickin April

WARMUP: SSH, Imperial Walkers, Windmill, Moroccan NC, and Strawberry Pickers.
THE THANG:
Phase 1: Cheese shredder 2 Rounds
Phase 2: 4 Corners of Doom:
1st Corner: Peter Parkers and Lunges
2nd Corner: Shoulder Taps and Seal Jacks
3rd Corner: Donkey kicks and Carolina Dry Docks
4th Corner: Mountain Climbers and Tricep Dips
2 Rounds with reps at 10 during Round 1 and Bear Crawl as mode of transportation and 20 reps during Round 2 with mode of transportation being the Crab Walk.
Phase 3: Dora:
100 Merkins
200 Squats
Clock was the other partner not doing exercise would run from one end of parking lot to the other.
Phase 4: Sprint
Everyone sprinted from one end of parking lot to passing the striped crosswalk. Winner chose an exercise. Kodak won and made everyone do 10 burpees.
MARY: She was afraid and didn’t show up
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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It was worth the drive

WARMUP: Olaf and YHC arrived to a lot of stretching and to Rumbling dressed in his 20 degree attire. It was almost 50 degrees outside but I guess he has the southern blood. Warmup consisted of: 1/4 mile jog or so, SSH, low slow squat, very low squat hold, couple hamstring stretches, merkins, mountain climbers, and off we went.
THE THANG: arrived at pull up bars. Instruction was 7s with bars being the top and the bottom of the hill down by the school being bottom.
Top of hill / bars: the set was, 1 pull up, 1 leg lift or knees to chest while hanging on bar, drop and do 1 burpee. That’s 1.
Bottom of hill: set was 1 lunge each side, 1 jump squat. That’s 1.
When done, pick up the 6.

Next we stayed in the same area but grabbed a Cindy. Still did 7s at the top and bottom of hill.
Top: squat thruster with block
Bottom: 4 count flutter
When done, Cindy hold over head.
MARY: yes, focus on core with abs for a plank hold, hammers, v-up. Some back with Superman and pull the cord.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Luka fast 5
COT: yes, good stuff here!

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Just run in circles is all I said

WARMUP: gave the route of the big circle and the small circle. If you know you know and we had no FNGs so they knew.
THE THANG: we ran in the circles
MARY: none but everyone came back from running in circles
ANNOUNCEMENTS: upcoming convergence and nothing else related to circles
COT: no mention of circles but we did a ball of man which is like a circle

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And then there were hills

WARMUP: Intro and mosey to the church parking lot. Complete 15 reps of MNC, Micheal Phelps and arm circles. Then mosey to the day car parking lot for some None Discrpt Produce pickers, Hill Billy Walkers, Imperial Walkers and Wind milks. Then left to mosey down the hill to the entrance to the apartments.
THE THANG: Instead of a full Pendulum workout, we did 7’s on each hill. The first was to run up the hill and do 1 merkin and come back down for 6 bomb jacks. Rinse and repeat until complete. The I spoke about struggles lately and then started the 2nd hill. Run up to the fire department to do 1 burpee and run back down for 6 Squats. Rinse and repeat to complete the 7. Started walking back to COT and talked about JFK conspiracies.
MARY: American Hammers is all we got in!
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Had to leave to pick up kids!
COT:

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1 Minute Closer to Death

WARMUP: windmill x10, cherry picker x 10
THE THANG:
This may or may not be accurate.
Overhead carry KB
1st Station
10 burpees
25 90/45
25 chest to back pullover
25 Curls
25 lunge with pass through

Overhead Carry
2nd Station
25 KB Merkin
25 Figure 8
50 Toe taps
10 Manmakers

Suitcase Carry
Peoples Chair
Overhead hold for 10 count x3
BTW
Peoples Chair with concentration curl
15 each side

Overhead Carry

4th Station
KB Dips

5th Station
25 Halo
25 Upright Row
25 Dead Lift

KB carry to 6th Station
50 Chest Press
25 Skull Crushers
25 Rows each side

Overhead carry to flag

10 Man Makers

15 Grave Diggers each side
25 LBC w/ KB
15 X/Os

MARY: yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: yes

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Make Arms Great Again

10 at Slow Burn this morning. We began with a lap around Lowe’s parking lot and stopped in front of Persis for the typical warm up exercises.
Next, we did 7s between the sidewalks, dips and merkins on each end, bear crawls in between the sides.
Another lap around Lowes
Dora – 150 merkins, 250 squats, 350 LBCs
Burpee ladder with partner – alternate running and burpees. 1 burpee at each painted line add 1 at each line, total of 12 lines or 78 burpees.
Back to COT for Ab work. Twister got in some Gas Pumpers.

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Rinse and repeat

WARMUP: Yep
THE THANG:
10 deadlift mosey to next station
10 deadlift, 10 row, mosey back to first station
10 deadlift mosey to next station
10 deadlift, 10 row mosey to next station
10 deadlift, 10 row, 10 cleans mosey back station
10 deadlift, 10 row and so on and so forth until we got to

10 deadlift, 10 row, 10 cleans, 10 press, 10 front squat, 10 back squat.

Oh yea if anyone dropped the bag everyone had to do three bag over burpees.
MARY: 3 bag over burpees
ANNOUNCEMENTS: some
COT: in thy circle we trust.

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Biscuits and light poles

WARMUP: Various exercises while doing laps around outside of parking lot. Somehow biscuits were brought up and for the rest of the time everyone discussed their favorite biscuit restaurant and topping.
THE THANG: Start at point where road split for the football parking. 5 bombjacks, run to 2nd light pole, 10 merkins, 10 squats, back to start for 5 bombjacks, run to 1st light pole for 10 merkins, 10 squats, back to start for 5 bombjacks. That’s one round. Each round we moved up a light pole, kept the bombjacks, and let PAX pick exercises. 3:2 was seal jacks and LBCs. 4:3 was diamond merkins and plank jacks. 5:4 was jump squats and flutter(?). Finally 6:5 was shoulder taps and mountain climbers. Times up, back to COT.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Pretty sure a few PAX had biscuits later this morning. Lots of recommendations for places to try around town. Fun group this morning and we got some good work in. Thx for the opportunity Bassomatic!

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Yellow Pixie Dust

WARMUP: Honored Sergeant Major Robert Cottle, Mozy, butt kickers, toy soldiers, windmills, downward dog and honeymooner
THE THANG: 5 rounds of pain – Run down the hill around the playground and back to the ROTC building, 10 pull ups, 20 curls, 20 dips, 30 squats, 30 merkins then we finished off with 11s with overhead press at the top of the hill and merkins at the bottom.
MARY: went around the circle, lbcs, flutters, box cutters, hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: marriages, health, families

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