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WARMUP: yea. It’s important
Mosey
SSH
IW
HW
dynamic yoga rotations
MC
Mosey
Carioca
Butt Kickers
Carioca
Toy Soldier’s Mosey

THE THANG:
Visited a few churches for a warped 4 corners
Most of the time we bear crawled between corners, but not always
Nazarene
Stough Baptist
10 HR merkins
10 in cadence monkey humpers
10 in cadence burpees
(3 sets because it was a “warped” version of four corners)

Down to Print Shop for called pull-ups and squats

Back to COT for TapOut’s “favorite” hip exercises
Lots of grammar and punctuation discussion today; it was swell.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
HIM camp:
https://criout.regfox.com/f3-him-camp

Stuff the Bus:
https://www.signupgenius.com/go/30e054aa8a723a3ff2-stuff3#/

COT: Isaiah 55:2
Why spend money on what is not bread,
and your labor on what does not satisfy?

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Flexing

We spent most of our time challenges that @Mainframe “could have accomplished 20 years ago.”
Notes: @Peta needs a side career doing voice overs
@Joe Lyons (F3 Long Duck) is actually from GA, which makes the bulldog thing understandable
@Slapshot and @fishstix stayed towards the 6 to make YHC feel like the workout was challenging
@SouptoNuts brought a co-worker (Joe Blow) along to commiserate. He name dropped @Royale_F3
@photobomb and @Badlands were psychic on the lack of running and got more in on their own. For an extra fee, they’ll do tarot card readings
@Sprocket is considering building a company based around puzzles of Mark Rothko paintings
@Shady & @Esso seemed enamored with how many picnic benches you can fit under an awning

Kept it light on running as recovering from giving blood apparently takes me a long while. Spent a lot of time on mobility and leg exercises. And hey, you can learn a lot on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuLyss7FkFc

The pistol squats after a ton of lunge walking pissed guys off. 🙂

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In Cadence

WARMUP: SSH, Merkins
THE THANG: 7 of Diamonds-curls,manmakers,tricep extensions, halo lunges
MARY: kbell swings
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Him camp, adopt a highway, stuff the bus,
COT:

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Kettlebell Tabata

WARMUP:

SSH
Imperial Walker
Hillbilly Walker
Low slow Squat
Moroccan Night Clubs
Shoulder Taps

THE THANG: go to 3 different areas (repeat twice-ish) for Tabata Kettlebell workout. Do as a group.

Mumblechatter was strong with drawing penne’s during financial review mtgs, 14th amendment, number of Sugarbug’s kids, and YHC not knowing the difference between the imperial and hillbilly walker

Area 1:
Swings
Curls
Flutter w/ Bell high
Single arm Deadlift
Shoulder Press

Area 2:
Turkish Get-Ups
Goblet Squats
Triceps
American Hammers
KB merkins

Area 3:
Deck Squats
Rows
Calf Raises
Side Lunges
Chest press on your 6

COT: prayers for Cohiba’s family travel, patience, wisdom, trusting God

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Man Bags & Dragging Asses

WARMUP:
10 windmills, 10 Moroccan Night Club, 10 Cherry Pickers, Plank, Stretch, Dirty Dogs & Honey Humpers
THE THANG:

All Movements With Sand Bags (weight of users choice)
Maintain Zone 2 H.R.

15 Flutter Press
20 Single Leg Lunges
Max Man Makers
Lap Around Amphitheater w/weight.

15 Thrusters
20 Curls
Max American Hammers
Lap Around Amphitheater w/weight.

15 Chair Press
20 Rows
Max Lateral Burpees
Lap Around Amphitheater w/weight.

Completed Circuit 2X

MARY:
Pax Split 4/4
200LB Sandbag P.T.
Row, Curl, Press

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel Men’s Shelter Needs Volunteers, HIM CAMP Aug. 11-13. Sign-up.

COT:
Prayers for Sasquatch’s Family

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Slash’s Snake trip

WARMUP: yep. With some yoga and Dan John’s humane burpee

THE THANG:
Run to go see the dead snake Slash found
Sprint the tiny hill behind the stadium

8 min EMOM
3 single arm dead lift
2 clean and squat
1 squat thruster
Repeat on other side
Rest the remainder of the minute

Sets of 5 on each side in the grass
Single arm swing to snatch
Split squat
Lunge to halo
Single leg deadlift
Overhead reverse lunge
Overhead hold and march

5 burpee snatches each side

Some shin box mobility to close

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence 7/4
Bethel 7/6
HIM Camp 8/11-8/13

COT:
Quote from Airborne: It’s easier to raise a son than fix a broken young man. Try to do the harder thing (like waking up to workout). Cause that harder thing for me is often being patient and soft with my words around a 9-year old boy that shares my last name. I’m more emotionally built to power through burpee snatches… parenting effectively takes work

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Postal Loops

Ran to former Hardee’s location. CCDs, Squats, and LBCs in cadence.
Ran Springs, Elliott, Unity loop to Post Office.
Partner up. Each partner ran in the opposite direction, 10 merkins when they meet up, 15 CCDs, Squats, and LBCs at the Post Office. Rinse and repeat, Pax completed 3 to 4 loops.

Back to COT.

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Everything BUT The Kitchen Sink

WARMUP: Mosey through the parking lot with intermittent stopping for bear crawl, burpees, SSH, Merkins and crab walks
THE THANG: Every PAX grab 1 coupon to be your partner for the workout. Now, load up all the additional gear (Kettle Bells, Sand Bags, Rucks, Jerry Cans, Medicine Balls, Plate Carrier) and move it to the lot on the right side of the school. There is a penalty applied. Every time you set a weight down or hand it to someone else, everyone does 3 squats.
With your personal coupon:
10 Man Makers
20 Overhead Presses
30 Squats
Now, load up all the gear again and move it to the parking lot on the other side of the school. Same penalty applies, every time you set a weight down or hand it to someone else, everyone does 3 squats.
With your personal coupon:
40 4ct Flutter Kicks w/ Press
50 Curls
Now, grab all the gear and move it around the big loop on the outside of the field with the same penalty.
MARY: Throughout and a bit at the finish.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Happy Hour always looking for Hive Q’s. Full scale Shieldlock throw-down at Varsity this Friday…be prepared. Bethel Men’s Shelter assistance, Independence Day Convergence, Stuff The Bus, HIM Camp.
COT: Indeed. 5th Core Principle.

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Chugging $1 beers downtown

WARMUP: mossy to parking lot across from Little Caesars. 10 windmills, 15 SSH, 15 LSS, 10 merkins. Since Bobber missed half of the warm up, we rinsed and repeated for him.

THE THANG: mossy to the first bar – Pint Shop – for some bar chugging pain. 5 rounds to complete a 1/4 of the Murph (5 pull-ups 10 merkins 15 squats). Run to Emmits, 1 round of 3 exercises (these 3 were repeated at all stops but with different number of rounds – 10 merkins, 15 squats, 20 LBCs). Missy to Armor artis for 2 rounds, mossy to Illumination for 1 round (3 rounds were called but due to high volume of mumble chatter reduced to 1 to avoid cops), mossy to Flower Bar for 2 rounds, lunge walk to FM eatery for 1 round, lunge walk to Hobos for 1 round. Run to intersection with 160 and do 5 burpees then run back to Emmits for 5 burpees. Rinse and repeat one more time then mossy to COT

We all enjoyed the beer chugging pain at each of the drinking holes in downtown. We even discussed opening up a college bar servig $1 beers in plastic cups as this would be a real $$$$ maker.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: prayers for patience and healing for those sick

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Tour of Campus

WARMUP:
25 SSH
10 HB Walkers
10 Merkins
10 Mt Climbers

THE THANG:
Mosey down the back road
10 merkins and 10 SSH at each light pole
Mosey back
10 squats and 10 overhead claps at each pole

Head to the basketball court – partner up
Partner 1 toy soldiers down and back
Partner 2 does burpees – 100
Partner 1 bear crawl across the court & lunge walk back
Partner 2 does LBCs – 200

Mosey to COT for MARY
10 Birddog crunches each side)
10 Shoulder taps
10 Elbow to knee Bicycle
20 flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots of them
COT: It happened with a long prayer at the end

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