Slaying Trout to Trout

WARMUP: Monkey humpers on Main St Blowing Rock :-0
THE THANG: Pax ran like billy goats up and down the mtns and then sharpened each other along with Boone pax and others in 2nd F. Mission accomplished on all fronts!

Don’t miss out on 2026 repeat!

COT: yes, completed pre launch

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Drew / Davis route swap

WARMUP:
None
THE THANG:
160 to Sutton
Sutton to Sutton Place
Right on Drew or Davis (who knows), third right
Right on Harvester
Back to front of Sutton Place and back to COT.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Run It Like You Stole It… or Forget the Route

Minute Man rolled in at 6:02 — just early enough to technically make the “6ish” window.

?‍♂️ Road Warriors:
• Fogerty, Bass-o-Matic, and YHC tackled Sam Neely to Harvest Point and back — locked in a crisp 10K (6.2 miles) before most people even hit snooze.
• Peach Stand took the scenic route: Sutton, Baxter, Starbucks fly-by. 4.25 miles and the quote of the morning: “6 miles wasn’t in the forecast.”
• Tiller and Minute Man completely ignored the Harvest Point turn like it never existed.
• Tiller hit the Dam and flipped it at 8 miles.
• Minute Man nearly made it to his own driveway before realizing we weren’t behind him — turned back at Dam Rd for 9 miles, crushed That Hill™ like it was flat. Savage move.

? Trail Gang:
• Vuvuzela and Roll Off delivered a trail-running masterclass:
• Vuvuzela lost a shoe mid-run, went full archaeologist to dig it out, and still gutted out 9.5 miles.
• Roll Off sprinted those same 9.5 miles like he was racing the time clock — controlled chaos at its finest.
• Sasquatch went full beast mode: prerun from home to Lake Haigler, ran the workout, then ran home. 10.66 miles — just showing off at this point.
• Everest and Cobra Kai casually dropped 9 miles like it was a warm-up jog.

? Ruck Ops:
• Wegmans did his thing — 3.6 Kingsley loop miles with weight on his back and grit in his soul.

? Shoes were lost. Hills were tamed. Coffee was earned.
?See you next week — no map needed (but maybe bring a phone just in case).

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It’s Twister’s world, we all rent space

WARMUP: no
THE THANG: 1/3 trails, 1/3 forbidden land, 1/3 corn dogs at the strawberry festival
MARY: not present
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Twister was on TV, sign up for the Cannoli Run, Twister was on TV
COT: always

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