so much chatter at slowburn

WARMUP: windmill mosey, imperial walkers, hillbilly walkers, low slow squats
THE THANG: Dora with merkins, squats, crunches. Other guy runs loop. Lunge walk then bearcrawl, across the parking lot. Goldilocks squats,
MARY: crunches,
ANNOUNCEMENTS: HIM camp.
COT:

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The Whittman

WARMUP:
THE THANG:
Warm-Up:
We kicked things off with a lap around the parking lot followed by:
• 25 Side-Straddle Hops
• 10 Imperial Walkers
• 10 Hillbilly Walkers
• 10 Cherry Pickers

The Thang:
Mosey to the track for The Whitman — a Hero WOD honoring Army Sergeant Jeremiah Wittman, who gave his life serving our country.

Workout:
• 15 Burpees
• 15 Jump Squats
• 15 Merkins
• 400m Run

Repeat for 8 rounds.

After finishing, we moseyed back to the parking lot for Four Corners Finisher:
• Center: 1 Burpee
• Corner 1: 15 Hello Dollies
• Corner 2: 15 Flutters
• Corner 3: 15 American Hammers
• Corner 4: 15 LBCs
Each round we added +5 reps.
MARY: plenty during corners
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethal
COT:

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What’s your WHY?

WARMUP: Yes

THE THANG:

Mosey to Print Shop
Partner Dora
25 – Pull Ups
50 – Dips
75 – Squats
100 – LBCs
Partner run around the building

Mosey to lot at top of lot at Watson and Monroe White
5 burpees

Mosey to COG lot
Partner Dora
50 burpees
100 MNC’s
150 flutters

Mosey to corner of Main, Academy and Railroad Ave
Hold Plank, wait for the 6

Mosey to Massey
Up Massey and down
Merkins at top
Squats at bottom

MARY: Yep

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter

COT: Every time

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Hills?

WARMUP: ssh, cherry pickers, imperial walkers, Moroccan nightclubs
THE THANG:
Part 1 –
Mosey over to pull up bars for station 1, run down to bottom of hill for station 2
Station 1 –
5x pull ups
5x sandbag man makers
10x merkins
Station 2 –
5x burpees
5x jump squats
5x jump lunges

Part 2 –
Round 1 –
1 x sandbag man maker/burpee in the center before each corner
5 x merkins
5 x hello dolly
5 x flutters
5 x American hammers
Each round add 1 rep in center and 5 reps at corners. All got around 5 rounds in.

MARY: yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Pain and suffering with a happy ending

WARMUP:
– Moroccan nightclubs
– Windmills
– Cherry pickers
– Imperial walkers
Mosey to benches and do a W.A.S.H.
– 50 hand release Werkins
– 50 American Hammers
– 50 Step ups (25 each leg)
– 50 Hip thrusts

THE THANG:
Mosey to poles
There are exercises at each pole around the middle school bus loop. Stop at each pole, starting with 1, compete exercise, then return back to starting pole and do one burpee per pole (1 burpee for pole 1, 2 burpees for pole 2, etc.). Run to next station, but stop at each station you pass and complete those exercises, run back to start.

Pole 1 – 5 Mike Tyson’s
Pole 2 – 10 Merkins
Pole 3 – 15 Squats
Pole 4 – 20 Monkey humpers
Pole 5 – 25 Big boy sit-ups
Pole 6 – 30 Diamond Merkins
Pole 7 – 35 Leg raises
Pole 8 – 40 Carolina Dry Docks

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Bears and burns

WARMUP: usual suspects- ended with SSH not started lol
THE THANG:

? The Thang – 12 Laps Total
• 4 corners per lap
• Complete the same exercise at all 4 corners each lap (so 4 sets per round)

MODE OF TRANSPORTATION
FIRST 6 LAPS- BEAR CRAWLS
Always face forward so side crawling, and crawl bearing as to always face the west end of the lot

Big group so we split up so approx 25% of the PAX started at each corner

? UPPER BODY LAPS (6 total)

Lap 1 – Shoulder Taps
• 10 Shoulder Taps (IC) at each corner

Lap 2 – Arm Circles
• 10 forward / 10 backward (20 total) each corner

Lap 3 – Plank to Pike Walkouts
• 10 reps at each corner

Lap 4 – Air Presses (standing)
• 10 reps each corner

Lap 5 – Superman Pulls
• 10 reps (on belly, simulate row) each corner

Lap 6 – Shoulder Raise Plank (alternating arms)
• 20 reps total (10 each side) each corner

? CORE LAPS (6 total)

MODE- SHUTTLE RUNS- same concept, always facing west

Lap 7 – Flutter Kicks (IC)
• 10 reps each corner

Lap 8 – American Hammers (IC)
• 10 reps each corner

Lap 9 – LBCs
• 10 reps each corner

Lap 10 – JLOS
• 10 per side each corner

Lap 11 – Big Boy Sit-ups
• 10 each corner

Lap 12 – Hollow Hold
• 20–30 second hold each corner

With time remaining pick a cone and do 50x what was on the cone, example was CDDS

MARY: flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read ya letta
COT: always!

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Zipper backwards

WARMUP: run to new Arbis parking lot, plank for the 6, then 10 burpees oyo. Run 2 blocks straight on Spring st, plank and do 10 Merkins OyO. Run down two More blocks on Spring and plank then 10 mike Tysons. Run down to the end of Spring st.
THE THANG: run the zipper backwards. On one side of the zipper do 10 Merkins, on the other side do 10 Mike Tysons. Every time that the runner go accross Spring St, stop and do 5 burpees.
MARY: 5 Burpees, 10 Mile Tysons.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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sprints at the biscuit 3 weeks ago

WARMUP: jog over to school
THE THANG: sprints going from 40 to 80 yards up to 100 and back down. Did some backwards runs, some walking, and a few dry heaves to honor those they have gone too soon.
MARY: keep that core tight
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: greatful for opportunities to lead those that the skyQ has put in my flock.

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