Hills with an airborne ending

Plank variety to downdog<>updog

Run to print shop, SSH in cadence, 5 pull-ups, 5 T2B.
0.5 mile loop… beneath FMcog awning = 3 burpees and 5 jump squats, then run behind the church and to the stairs, run up the stairs, 15 dips on picnic tables, down the stairs and then up the hill to 1st Baptist parking lot for 10 single count Peter Parker’s from elbow plank and 5 side plank dips each side, run back down to hill to FMcog awning and repeat…
Run back to print shop for 5 pull-ups and 5 T2B, run back to COT for Mary and airbornes.

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Funhouse sendoff at the Pond

WARMUP: ran to Hardee’s, did SSH, planked, ran more. Ran down to city hall building.
THE THANG: 2 exercises at the city hall building, ran down to 4 way stop for 1 burpee (added 1 burpee each time we passed it, then up the hill to the parking lot for the same 2 exercises.

10 pushups (change pushups each time between diamonds, ranger, regular) and 10 double count flutters.

Last added part was to try and push your way up the hills just so you weren’t dialing it in.
MARY: got some hammers in, bicycles, more hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSPAN style positive vibes to Funhouse!
COT: like all of us when we’re in the flux, we go up and down just like the hills we ran today. Sometimes easier going down the hill, but that push and pull from another guy, and that guy to lean on and talk to when you need it, that’s the goal of leaving no man behind!

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Dick leading dicks with a sword fight breakout

WARMUP: side stratal hops/mosey, cherry pickers/mosey, windmills/mosey
THE THANG: Dora 100/200/300. 100 Merkins-jog/nur. 200 hillbilly squats- karyoke run. 300 lbc’s – side shuffle. Mosey w/ pax’s induced exercises. Back to cot
MARY: she gave birth to Jesus Christ. Round Robin
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read newsletter
COT: prayers/praises from all pax’s.

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Fort 12 Year Anniversary

THE THANG: Liberty led boot camp, 3D led Kettlebell and Time Machine led run
MARY: Dark Helmet rambled about cadence and people not keeping up with the rhythm of his glorious mane
ANNOUNCEMENTS: NASA presented the purpose of the Children’s Attention Home
COT: Esso talked about the purpose and greatness of the work being done by the Fort and Rock Hill regions.

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IPAX recovery?

Some sore ironpax guys and some ready to take it on tomorrow.

WARMUP: 10ssh ic with rucks on …. first bad choice of the day out of the way at least

THE THANG: rucked around kingsley area with stops every 1/4 mile for merkins/squats

Started with 10 merkins and 0 squats then 9merkins 1 squat etc to 0 merkins and 10 squats

MARY: flutter presses ic

ANNOUNCEMENTS: golf outing and bourbon night. See newsletter

COT: yup

Thanks for opportunity Sofrito

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Flying Squirrels led to Walnut Attack

Disclaimer disclaimed
Mosey to the stage at WEP

Warm Up:
20 SSH IC
10 Windmills IC
10 LSS IC
10 Hill Billy Walkers IC
10 Imperial Walkers IC
10 MNCs IC
Yoga?

The Thang – Pearls on a String around WEP. At each swing, do the following. When you finish, pick up the 6.
10 Merkins
10 Squats
10 Flying Squirrels

Mosey to Pike Entrance stopping to do Toy Soldiers across long, rough parking lot.
Grabbed some wall at Pike entrance:
7s of Derkins and Bomb Jax
7s of Step Ups and Dips

Back to CoT for Mary.

Mary – Flutters, American Hammers, Weird AmHams (Esso) and J-Los.

CoT: stays in CoT

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The hump day run(s)

WARMUP: Rolloff and YHC put in some pre-run miles and Bandcamp ran to the AO from home. Besides that just the standard jaw/mouth warmups aka a lot of mumblechatter

THE THANG: 4ish mile route – head across I77 and take left at QT – take left at 6th Baxter crossing and go down to the YMCA lake trail – pass YMCA and take a right onto Market St to get back up to 160. Make a right and back across interstate to get back to CoT.

Some added the old Kinglsey loop to get closer to 5. Some added some parking lot striders/speed work.

MARY: never heard of her

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter

COT: yup

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Bord of Pain OG

WARMUP:
Run to back of school mixed in a few butt kickers, toy soldiers and high knees

THE THANG:
OG Board of pain with a twist. No one has ever and dare I say will never complete the board in 45 mins. With that being said, I cut all reps in half except for calf raises. With the at being said, no one finished, but Tesh was a couple exercises away.

50 burpees
150 calf raises
50 ski abs
50 merkins
50 squats
100 LBCs
50 CDD
50 American Hammers
50 Mac Tar Jai
50 Jump squats
50 Mtn climbers
100 shoulder press
50 Mary Catherine
100 hello dolly
50 wide arm merkins
50 squat jacks
50 nippler
50 burpees

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Low Mileage

WARMUP: Jog the perimeter of the big lot with karaoke up and down a few rows (no KBs).
THE THANG: Back in the small lot for some Partner work:
P1: Overhead Press until P2 completes his work
P2: 10 Man Makers
Repeat
P1: Turkish Get Ups (I received correction here which was greatly appreciated)
P2. 20 KB Situps
Carry your KB at the postion of 1/2 way up a bicep curl over to the circle by the football stadium entrance.
Overhead carry the KB up to the top of the hill.
Bear Crawl down
Nur back up
Overhead carry the KB down back to the bottom.
Back to the big parking lot:
P1: Run up and back a row while…
P2: Bent over rows with both KBs

P1: 10 Burpees
P2: Upright Rows
Repeat
MARY: Yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes (Hi Bandcamp)
COT: For Sure

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