Webs, webs, webs

WARMUP: windmills, arm circles, low slow squat
THE THANG: Mossy to big drop off loop
1 merkin 4 shoulder taps, stop at each lamp post and increase the web 2-8 for a full loop circle with ten stops ending with 10 merkins and 40 shoulder taps.
Mossy half loop for another web: 1 squat-4 calf raise, progressive to 10 squats and 40 calf raise, feeling the burn on those calves.
Mossy to start of loop, full loop Indian run, everyone got to do it twice, walk/decompress for half the loop to school entrance find a wall, people’s chair, each pax did 5 Side straddle hops while everyone else is holding position.
Mossy to grassy area, find a comfy spot for next web. We had a visit from Captain Thor for abs web, 1 big boy- 4 American hammers progressive to 10 BB and 40 AH ( lots of grunting here) recover, mossy around small loop, back to grassy area for some broga. Apparently my brain was leaking here after counting so many reps..
MARY: broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel shelter, tortoise and hare, Manion, May 16th CSAUP
COT: stays in COT

TINSEL 🎄 OUT

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Expedited Tour of Fort Mill w/Pain Stations

WARMUP: Mosey to FM Animal Hospital, SSH, Merkins, Calf Stretch, Runners Stretch
THE THANG: Run to Walmart, 7s with merkins and dry docs, run to CVS, 10 merkins, 10 squats, 10 lunges (repeat 3x with a lap around CVS in between rounds), run to print shop pull up bars for 7s with pull ups and burpees, back to COT for a steep hill run, quick run around pharmacy to hit 3mi
MARY: 2 min plank
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes
COT: Prayers & Praises

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Expedited Tour of Fort Mill w/Pain Stations

WARMUP: Mosey to FM Animal Hospital, SSH, Merkins, Calf Stretch, Runners Stretch
THE THANG: Run to Walmart, 7s with merkins and dry docs, run to CVS, 10 merkins, 10 squats, 10 lunges (repeat 3x with a lap around CVS in between rounds), run to print shop pull up bars for 7s with pull ups and burpees, back to COT for a steep hill run, quick run around pharmacy to hit 3mi
MARY: 2 min plank
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes
COT: Prayers & Praises

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Hills and Pull ups

WARMUP: mosey to Print shop
SSH x 20
Imperial walker x 10
Hillbilly Walker x 10
Cherry picker x 10
Calf stretch runner stretch
THE THANG: triple nickel from town hall up hill past church
5 Bonnie Blair’s 2 is 1
5 jump squats at church each passing
5 Freddie Mercuries
X3

Go to print shop pull up bars.
5 pulls ups
10 merkins
15 squats
Lap around print shop

MARY: 38 Flutter kicks
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT:

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2026.11 Minnow Pond

Run up Massey hill, 20 bobjacks in Sisk parking lot, run to gas station for 10 merkins, run to Millstone park for 30 flutters, run to the millstone for 10 1leg air humpers (trying to put a foot on the wall).
Repeat as many loops as possible.

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7th year Anniversary… with Burpees

Warmup
 
Mosey to Grace Parking Lot
 
28 SSH IC
5 Windmill IC
20 SJ IC
10 MNC IC
28 Mnt Climbers IC
Stretch
15 Peter Parkers IC
 
Recover on your feet.
 
Flashback for 7 years in F3
DORA
100 HR Merkins
200 Squats
300 LBC’s  (First workout I ever did Fishsticks was the Q)
 
Also Grace Church Parking Lot
Pendulum Workout (Routine I “borrowed” off of Cha Ching)  10 – 5 Reps
Catalina Wine Mixers (an OTG favorite)
(no burpees in the middle this time)
Diamond Merkins
 
Run Back to COT
My personal Favorite with the remaining time left….
EMOM  10 Burpees a minute on the minute….. (only got 9 minutes in)
 
The question of the day is why…why I still am doing this after 7 years when I first thought I’d only give it like 3 months.
 
And it really is because of all of the guys I’ve met and learned from. When I started the saying was if you want to run fast…run with faster people. And There are so many HIMS in our region that run so much faster than me. Not just actual literal running but accelerating at all phases of life. These are role models for us and a big reason why I keep coming out, and I keep pushing. Everyone reading this has in some way pushed me to be 1% better than I was yesterday.  Thank you guys! And see you all in the gloom!
 

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Happy half hour

WARMUP: SSH cherry pickers imperials hillbilly’s arm circles merks lap
THE THANG: loop 1, leeks dry docks Mike Tyson’s / lap – loop 2 min climbers sounder
Taps plank, / lap – loop 3: lbc flutters penguins

11’s – Mike Tyson’s & squats
MARY: pac lead round robin Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Uhaul Ruck & prayer
COT: lots of prayers and praises, lifted up U-Haul

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Fun at WEP

Mosey over to lot behind WEP amphitheater. EMOM run a lap around parking lot and do 15 SSHs. Whatever time you have left in the 60 seconds, try to get your heartrate back down. Repeat for 10 minutes.

Move over to in front of amphitheater for main thing. Exercises on the left were 10 merkins and 10 LBCs. Exercises on the right were 10 squats and 10 plank jacks. Every time you pass center 10 SSHs. Break into 2 groups. Group 1 runs out 4 swinging benches to the left, does Exercises, then runs back stopping at middle then 1 bench on right. 3 left, 2 right. 2 left, 3 right. 1 left, 4 right. Stopping at middle every time. Group 2 does same thing but starts with 4 right, 1 left….fun was had by all. Mosey back to COT. Fast guys finished with a few abs. Thx for the opportunity <@U686LEPLH>

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Humpers, pumpers and burps

WARMUP: mosey to church parking lot for merkins
THE THANG: partner up, each partner had a quarter mile out run with 10 monkey humpers and 10 gas pumpers and then back to the lot. Each team had a cumulative twenty burpees each round.
MARY: wasn’t there
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: yep

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Ruck n Roll

Beautiful morning!
WARMUP: none
THE THANG: 3.7 miles ruck at a nice brisk ranger pace. Down to GHMS, around it, then up the back side onto Dam rd. Then around the back side of the Walmart, then behind the retirement home through the townhouses, back onto 160 down to the first light at Brayden, then into Brayden briefly to loop around to the other light at 160. Then back to COT right at 7am.
MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: highlighted alot of the items in the newsletter.
COT: lifted up injured PAX, PAX going through some hardships, and a few ither burdens/concerns.

Thanks for the opportunity to lead.
Blessings and SYITG,
-NASA

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