A Modified Miracle Mile Maelstrom of Muscular Misery

WARMUP: we don't need no stinkin warmup
THE THANG:
This workout is based on the Miracle Mile routine.

Base exercises at each station:
Big Boys
Merkins
Burpees
Monkey Humpers

1st station – amphitheater – 1 rep each
2nd station – White/Ardrey – 2 reps each
3rd station – playground – 3 reps each
4th station – White/Sidney Johnson – 4 reps each
5th station – Sidney Johnson/Looms – 5 reps each
6th station – restrooms – 6 reps each
7th station – amphitheater – 7 reps each, plus wall sits/bomb jacks
8th station – White/Ardrey – 8 reps each, plus 25 shoulder presses
9th station – playground – 9 reps each, plus 25 dips
10th station – White/Sidney Johnson – 8 reps each (audible – begin reverse Fibonacci countdown), plus 25 gas humpers
11th station – Sidney Johnson/Looms – 5 reps each, plus 25 overhead claps

Mosey to Calhoun gazebo
Group 1 – bear crawl or lunge to tractor in the parking lot, Nur back to start
Group 2 – Curb Alperts AMRAP
Groups switch places

Next round – shoulder taps AMRAP

Next round – dips AMRAP

Mosey to 12th station – restrooms – 3 reps each

Return to COT – some did 2 reps and 1 rep to close it out. The rest of us had enough at that point (who made up this workout, anyway?)

MARY: throughout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, trash pick-up, and a July 4 convergence teaser
COT: prayers for family health, and a praise for family health as well, parental care, patience in marriage

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Tour all the parking lots

WARMUP: SSH, IW, HBW, MNC, WM, cherry pickers, mosey

THE THANG: mosey through all the parking lots around Kingsley stopping for pain stations along the way:

Pain stations alternated between

  1. Exercise set (10 ea)
  • big boy
  • Plank jacks (plus short broga sequence with and isometric holds eg. down dog/updog/single arm/leg hold, Superman)
  • Calf raises

And

2. Burpees (started with 2 and increased to 10 by the last stop)

MARY: throughout
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel, trash pickup
COT: praise for graduating students, prayers for life transitions, medical challenges

Reprise of Coach Box discussion on combatting worry in our lives. – Many men fail because worry convinces them not to act. Leadership often requires moving before certainty arrives.

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What Rain!!

WARMUP: Merks, SSH, Nightclubs, Stretch, Mosey, PlankJax, Imperial Walker, OH Claps
THE THANG: 4 Corners w accumulator adding an exercise. 1st Corner 10 Merks, 2nd Corner 10 Merks,10 Squats, 3rd corner 10 Merks, 10 squats, 10 BBS, 4th corner 10 Merks, 10 Squats, 10 BBS, 20 OH Claps. Next up – 7s using Hill near BP 2 exercises at top and bottom. (bottom: Squats / Merk Top: BBs/SealJax) Finished up w another accumulator: using 3 stops : start w 5 reps at each stop then 10 reps then 15 reps and back down to 5 reps to close out.
MARY: 4 mins of Mary with Superman being the mumblechatter favorite due to puddles and rain.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: MURPH, Trash pick up, Bethel
COT: Prayers for pax health, marriages, Brotherhood, and Catfish friends daughter who had unexpected hospitalization at age 7

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Blast the burpees

WARMUP: Side Straddle Hops, Squats, hillbilly walker,Peter Parker, Up Dog, Down Dog, Walk the Dogs
THE THANG:
Run to pond side (lpl fin) towards speed limit(25) symbol

Do 10 reps of first exercise, run down hill (Lpl parking)for 2 burpees, run back up hill.
Repeat the pattern until last exercise has 20 burpees at the bottom of the hill.

  1. Donkey kicks / 2 burpees
  2. Big Boys / 4 burpees
  3. Bomb Jacks / 6 burpees
  4. Merkins / 8 burpees
  5. LBCs / 10 burpees
  6. Jump Squats / 12 burpees
  7. Shoulder Taps / 14 burpees
  8. Apolo Ohno / 16 burpees
  9. Calf Raises / 18 burpees
  10. Overhead claps / 20 burpes

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Family health issues, kids, parents, teachers finishing school; anniversaries; sons going into harm's way to help others; PAX health both mental and physical; and more.

Thanks for the opportunity to lead.

Blessings
-Spike(Madhan)

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Popular bear crawl

WARMUP: each pax ran a couple of circles around the group
THE THANG: we toured the park with various annoying exercises, including sprints, jogging. Indian runs. Butt hole Indian bear crawls, uphill lunges, run around the playground. And an ending circle of fun. All enjoyed immensely.

Welcome Dr. Suluki, who was EH’d by McHale

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Running is fun?

Blocks, Coffee, and Sandwiches

WARMUP:
Windmill
Moroccan
Side Lunge
Mtn Climber
Downdog
Updog

THE THANG:
4 rounds of 4 exercises repeated at 4 corners.
Reps increase at each corner: 5/10/15/20

Round 1
Merkins
Jump Squats
Crunches
Side Straddle Hops

*** Lunge walk with 28 lb block to next corner.

Round 2
CDD
Bomb Jacks
Box Cuttahs
Apolo Ohnos

*** Lunge walk with 28 lb block to next corner.

Round 3
Burpees
Lunge (count right leg)
Fluttahs (count right leg)
Seal Jacks

*** Lunge walk with 28 lb block to next corner.

Round 4 – using 28 lb block
Tricep Curls
Forearms Raises
Bicep Curls
Squat Thrusts

*** Lunge walk with 28 lb block to COT.

MARY:
Throughout

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel, Cannoli Run, 12 Hr ruck

COT:
Being the “sandwich” generation, taking care of both adult kids and aging parents; new job opportunities; job training for current job.

Ends as always with some fresh Java and 2nd F!

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Ran around….did some stuff

Substi-Q'ing for Super-G who was not feeling well. We found some good ways to do hard stuff with our muscles. It came from one of my old weinke's balled up in a corner of the trunk of my car.

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Buckets and stairs

WARMUP: Lots of clapping
THE THANG: Buckets made an appearance and were placed in three locations around Kingsley including up a staircase which was very well received.

Each bucket contains tickets of exercise suggestions which were very well received. After each exercise we yogged to the next buckets. Claps were included.

MARY: The Mary included the world famous, but not in the lexicon, Peter Pointers.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: next week is Bethel Shelter ministry.

COT: It started to rain and we praised the Lord for the rain that is definitely needed. 🙏

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