A Little Bit of Everything

WARMUP: “long mosey” not to be confused with “medium” or “short”. around parking lot to the top of driveway. Windmills, produce pickers, Moroccan Night Club, Peter Parker, Down/Up dogs, Seal Jacks
THE THANG: Mosey “Medium” to back of school. Merkin Ladder: start at one curb….bear crawl across….other curb. start with 1 merkin and work up to 10 merkins. | Freddy Mercury ladder. 20 Freddie….NUR….18 Freddie….NUR…..down to 10. | Jack Webs | Mosey to front of school. Lunge 2 columns and 5 Burpees…..repeat 5 times.
MARY: Windmills
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murph
COT: Prayers or marriages, healing, teachers/students

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Runny thingy doing on

WARMUP:
Ready… set…

THE THANG:
…GOOO!!
Route:
160 to Massey to spratt to Leonidas, and repeat the loop then return to COT

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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From the Archives

WARMUP: Disclaimer and Pledge were pronounced. Nothing else is allowed at MP if there’s no FNG.

THE THANG: pax ran to WEP and mustered at the far end along path near 160 and Sidney Johnson St (who is that guy?).

3 rounds of running and pain as follows:

round 1: Run (not a mosey!) across park to hill, bear crawl to top, 20 squats, bear crawl down, run back to start, 20 shoulder taps, plank for the six.

round 2: repeat, adding 20 monkey humpers after squats

round 3: repeat adding 20 side lunges after humpers

mosey to WEP parking lot

AMRAP session (AKA Free MacGyver)

run to top of stairway to heaven 10 merkins, run to parking lot at entrance from Ardrey St, 10 Freddy’s

repeat sequence adding 10 to each exercise on each end until time is called

mosey home

COT: solid work by all pax today — 100% veteran HIMs, good push, average mumble chatter, solid reminders of GetTo, no plateaus, no finish lines. stay close to your brothers and keep posting.

veteran pray out by 3rd F Q Emeritus Short Sale.

Thanks for the invite Funhouse and for keeping the Pond spicy!

appreciate the much needed recharge from you men! long live The Fort!

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Gas station route of pain

WARMUP: massey uphill to utility parking lot
THE THANG:
I. Partner DORA – 100 Merks, 200 squats, 300 LBC with run up and down hill.
II. 1 mile loop with pain stations at each gas’s station. Same exercises as DORA but rep was 15 each.

Touch workout with the hills!

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Coach says Don’t Quit!

The inevitable confusion of a new AO meeting in a different parking lot of a familiar place led to YHC almost being late. For those attending in the future, parking for The Coaches Box is next to the actual coaches box at the baseball field. Also known as the band practice field with the painted football field on the parking lot.

WARMUP:
Given that YHC showed up confused, it seemed like a good idea to start with a mosey toward the other two parking lots typically utilized at FMHS. As soon as we reached that lot we saw a black Jeep confusingly creeping along. After parking in a random spot, we picked up Cheddah and continued our mosey to the school entrance.

– SSH x30
– Imperial Walker x15
– Merkin x10
– “what the hell are these called, oh yeah” Moroccan Nightclubs x15
– Dips on the benches x10

THE THANG:
Most back to the band practice field.

Band practice field:
– Bear crawl to the 10 – 1 Burpee
– Crawl bear back
– Bear crawl to the 20 – 2 Burpees
– Crawl bear back
– Continue to the 50 – 5 burpees
– Crawl bear back from the 50
– Run past the 50 to the 40 – 6 burpees
– Nur back
– Continue for the whole field finishing with 10 burpees and a Nur back to the start

This took way longer than expected so the second half of the weinke was cut short.

Mosey to the pull up bars (3 rounds)
– 10 pull ups (decrease by 1 each round)
– 20 merkins (decrease by 2 each round)
– 30 American Hammers (decrease by 3 each round)

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Doty Run this weekend
– Cannoli run next weekend

Thank you Cyclops for the opportunity! As he said, we started the day 3-0!!!

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Cinco De Mayo History Lesson

WARMUP: Lap around parking lot ending inside football stadium gates.
THE THANG: Cinco De Mayo History lesson. Fun exercises while the PAX learned. Cinco De Mayo is a celebration of the victory of the Battle of Puebla De los Angeles in 1862.
5 Burpees
18 Merkins
62 Overhead claps
The battle was against the French. 20 Freddy Mercury’s
Pueblo de las Angeles: 10 Flying Squirrels
1861 Mexico defaulted on loans to Europe hence the invasion. 18 Werkins | 61 Moroccan Night Clubs
The countries Mexico default to were Britain, Spain, and France.
Britain: 10 Bonnie Blairs Spain: 10 Sumo Squats
The leader of France was Napoleon III: 10 Nolan Ryan’s each side
France: 6000 troops. Mexico: 2000 troops. 2 laps around the track.
France eventually withdrew from Mexico 1867. 18 Diamond Merkins | 67 SSH
Mexican Independence Day: Sept. 16 1810
18 Ranger Merkins | Burpees
MARY: LBCs, Flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: prayers for healing
COT:

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No one reads these…

WARMUP: We did, in fact, warm up.

THE THANG:
Round 1:
– Get a partner – size ALWAYS matters. That’s what she said.
– Mile loop with stops. At each stop, 10-10-10, Merkins, Squat Jumps, Flutters (4ct)
Loop =
1. Run up Massey to the parking lot on Right
2. Run from Parking lot to far end of Sisk Parking Lot on left
3. Run to Valero
4. Slight left onto Spratt – stop at intersection of Leonidas
5. Run to other end of Leonidas – intersection at Kanawha
6. Left on Kanawha – left onto White St – stop at FM Rescue Squad
7. Run to Amoco on Corner of White and Spratt
8. Run back to bottom of Massey…

Round 2:
– Same loop. 10-10-10 is CDDs,
– Slight variation is bear crawl up Massey to top and Partner Carry down Leonidas

MARY: No chicks.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter…

COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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Sir run a lot

WARMUP: none
THE THANG:
Route included a Little Ceaser drive by then over and around FM, back up Jackson to COT. Most got 4, some got 5.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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AKA at the Sink: Mobility-HIIT-Broga

WARMUP: dynamic warm-up—-knee to chest; heel to butt, heel to hip, side lunge walk, lunge and overhead reach, inch worms
mobility warm up— seated internal/external hip rotations; back rolls to reach forwards; 1/2 kneel spinal rotations against wall
plank warm up— upward<>downward dog, peter parker x6, upward<>downward dog, parker peter x6, upward<>downward dog, plank jacks x6, upward<>downward dog, shoulder taps x6, upward<>downward dog, merkins x6, upward<>downward dog
THE THANG: recommended sandbag weight of 40-60lbs
thruster x30″, row x30″, Lunge x30″, curls x30″, manmakers x30″, big boys x30″, REST 90″ — REPEAT x4
Partner up: partner 1 sandbag overshoulder toss x30″, partner 2 SSH x30″— rinse and repeat x2
MARY: BROGA!upward<>downward dog, warriors 1, 2, & 3 and some other wonderful poses that we all need more of
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: Marriages, Walker, Drop Thrill, Vuvu’s Son- Luka

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The final call

WARMUP: mosey to the flag for pledge and mosey from there to the basketball courts for warm ups including flying squirrels.

THE THANG: PAX took the hill – 4 & 27of various exercises at each light pole always returning to the start line after each set.
MARY: time for one minute of protractors.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: happened

COT: 5th core principle

The book was closed on Matterhorn at 0600 on 4/27/23.

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