2024.37 Kitchen Sink

WARMUP:
Move wights into place…

THE THANG:
9/11 Memorial workout simulating 110 + roof (111) stair climb with sandbags and a parking lot with 37 spaces (373==11).

Split PAX into two teams for North and South Tower. Split teams into three groups each. At one end of parking lot (base of buildings) one group on each team will be performing KB lifts of their choosing (stipulation was to touch ground and then go over head, but that got lost in translation). One group will be performing burpees at each parking spot (or floor). One group will be carrying sandbags in between to relieve the other two groups.

As sandbag group relieves burpee group, he will proceed to the next available floor. (If he drops sandbag off at floor 25 while 25, 26, and 27 are doing burpees, he goes to 28.) There is an added mental exercise to count how many burpees/lifts you performed, and add that number to the number given to you associated with the bag you are carrying.

Demo: To start, floor 1, 2, and 3 will start with a bag and do that many burpees to preload the bag. Floor 1 will then run the bag to the lifters and hand it to the next available person. Lifter takes bag with 1, adds his lifts number (lets say 5) to 1. He then takes the sandbag, runs and hands it to burpee group at floor 4, tells him bag has 6 and runs to floor 7 to commence burpees. The man on floor 4 adds his burpee number (lets say 6) to the bag , runs, and hands it to the next available lifter and tells him the bag has 12.

Repeat until burpees have been performed at ever floor.

Run that back 3 times. (We got through 2… next time.)

COT:
Quick reminder that we will take for granted more than we will ever hope to contribute. We stand on the shoulders of giants and it was undeniably visceral on 9/11/2001 when we saw so many risk everything to help their brothers and sisters in need.

There’s two ways to make a living in this world… exploit systems or create value. I hope you get a chance at the latter. A rising tide lifts all boats.

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Flying Squirrels led to Walnut Attack

Disclaimer disclaimed
Mosey to the stage at WEP

Warm Up:
20 SSH IC
10 Windmills IC
10 LSS IC
10 Hill Billy Walkers IC
10 Imperial Walkers IC
10 MNCs IC
Yoga?

The Thang – Pearls on a String around WEP. At each swing, do the following. When you finish, pick up the 6.
10 Merkins
10 Squats
10 Flying Squirrels

Mosey to Pike Entrance stopping to do Toy Soldiers across long, rough parking lot.
Grabbed some wall at Pike entrance:
7s of Derkins and Bomb Jax
7s of Step Ups and Dips

Back to CoT for Mary.

Mary – Flutters, American Hammers, Weird AmHams (Esso) and J-Los.

CoT: stays in CoT

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The hump day run(s)

WARMUP: Rolloff and YHC put in some pre-run miles and Bandcamp ran to the AO from home. Besides that just the standard jaw/mouth warmups aka a lot of mumblechatter

THE THANG: 4ish mile route – head across I77 and take left at QT – take left at 6th Baxter crossing and go down to the YMCA lake trail – pass YMCA and take a right onto Market St to get back up to 160. Make a right and back across interstate to get back to CoT.

Some added the old Kinglsey loop to get closer to 5. Some added some parking lot striders/speed work.

MARY: never heard of her

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter

COT: yup

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Namesake Run l

Humid “Fall” morning. 9 men showed to take flight from the premier running AO in The Fort. 9 men returned at 0600 to share tales of conquering the pavement, dodging sprinklers and spotting <@U025ZUQU82D> biking about Baxter. Thanks <@U5D544AAY> for opportunity to lead.

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Tabata for 4

WARMUP: jog to Ace Hardware. SSH, Merkens, MNC, Wind mills, Cherry pickers, jog back to COT
THE THANG: Tabata workout. 1 minute of the following planking for 10 seconds between exercises.
Merkens, Big Boys, squats, CDD, Flutters, Burpees, Dips, lunges, Bobby Hurleys, Jump Squats,

Run to Hill. 11’s. Squat at top burpee at bottom
MARY: abb work
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: what’s said at cot stays at cot

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11 years and still counting…..

WARMUP: YHC on Q. Circle up.
SSHx22, the following were in counts of 11.
Windmill, Squats, Merkins, Mountain Climbers, Imperial walkers, Moroccan Nigh Clubs, Plank Jacks, Peter Parker, HillBilly Walker, Low Slow Squats. ends with SSHx22
THE THANG: 10 minutes of Merkins, then Wheel O Pain.
hand off to Senator. Longest Indian Run in The Fort. Stop and try to do some pull ups. Many others actually did them. Keep going to bottom of hill. 10 Bomb Jacks and then to COT.
MARY: Flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Golf, Fundraiser, Care Center, Bethel Men’s shelter
COT: Prayers for healing, saying goodbye to loved ones, safety of our children and community.

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The Grand Old Duke of York

I usually only write anything here to make <@UGU3XR5RP> happy, since he’s the only one that reads these, but I am trying to turn over a new leaf, because I do believe in the value of a BB, which is why I write my idiot reports. Problem is, I’m not a data guy, details of many kinds escape me, and I have a general disdain for rules or other practices that I see as officious, or that have high potential to be abused at some point by those who administer them (but often do not follow them – see also: Government).

But whatever… I’m a reasonable guy, most of the time, though I do get a lot more credit for being a jerk than is probably entirely true. Though I’ll be the first to say (and I often do) that we shouldn’t let facts get in the way of a good story, or a promising relationship get in the way of a good joke.

With that said, here’s what happened…

WARMUP: Sure enough… a little jog, a little windmill, a little merkin… I have a few hits that I play most every time. I should probably switch it up some, but I probably won’t.

THE THANG: “The Grand Old Duke Of York”
If you aren’t familiar with the children’s Nursery Rhyme, then this will seem even dumber than it already was.

(See the link in Slack if you want to watch the critically-acclaimed Peppa Pig version, or just Google that stuff yourself. It won’t be the weirdest crap most of you have Googled in the last week…)

Anyhow, it consisted of going up and down the WWW hill (Withers/Williamson/Watson) next to the FM Church of God and doing exercises at both the top and bottom of the hill (top = parking lot after Watson St.. bottom = under the carport at the FMCOG)

Top: 5 burpees, 10 merkins, 15 2-count flutters
Bottom: 5 CDD, 10 squats, 15 LBCs

Round 1: Bear Crawl up the hill (run down)
Round 2: Partner Carry
Round 3: Nur
Round 4: CrawlBear
Round 5: Run (no one made it this far)

Sasquatch and I were off to a strong start and Danny would have stayed there were it not for being partnered with me. Eventually, Farmers and Vuvu overtook us. They managed to complete the first half of Round 4, whereas YHC only got about halfway up the hill on the CB before time ran out. As I was going, Spectre showed up and I think managed to overtake me by a little. It was close…

MOLESKINE: If you listen to (or are familiar with) the Nursery Rhyme, then you know that the last part of the verse goes, “and when they were up, they were up… and when they were down, they were down… and when they were only halfway up, they were neither up nor down”
Be up or be down. Halfway is no way to live your life. That’s how SadClowns live… existing. Being neither a danger to anything, nor good for much of anything either… this can’t be us. It simply won’t do. And there is a zero % chance that I will quit until I have worn myself completely out trying to help men to change their perspective, overcome their self-limiting beliefs, uncover their Personal Purpose, and then wear themselves out in service to it.
MARY: No chicks.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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Block Party at the Varsity

Slow mosey until Skate or Die could catch up. Came in hot. Shuffles, karaoke, high knees, heels to butt, SSH, MNC, Windmills. 15 Derkins in cadence, 20 step ups on benches single count. Bear crawl around the benches.

Mosey to hill where Cindy lives
10 – man makers
10 – curls
20 – flutter press
20 – dips
10 – Cindy swings
Run down hill and back
5 pull ups
Rinse and repeat 3 times

7’s LBC’s and hello Dollie’s

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DH is not a bad example

WARMUP: SSH, Moroccan Night Clubs, Windmills, Low slow squats, Cherry Pickers
THE THANG: mosey to stage at WEP
100 – LBCs
Run a loop
90 – squats
Run a loop
80 – merkens
Run a loop
70 – flutters
Run a loop
60 – lunges
Run a loop
50 – big boys
Run a loop
40 – Freddy Mercury’s
Run a lap
30 – Burpees
Run a lap
20 – dry DOCKS
RUN A LAP
10 – diamond merkens
Run back to cot
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: what happens in COT stays in COT

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Deep Burn

It was a beautiful morning as we explored the land holding.

Ran down to the church for some stairs work.
Back down the street for a Dora.
Over to the playground for some swing work.
Back to COT for prayers and praises.

JWow

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