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Fresh off GR021, we’re now at the Fire Ant

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If you were one of the 20 PAX that attended Fire Ant today, you heard me talk briefly about the impact of GR021 (GrowRuck 021) in Louisville this past weekend. Along with Olaf, Shady, Italian Job and Dark Helmet, I was blessed to participate in this extremely impactful weekend. Much like the rest of F3, the true benefits go way beyond the workout or in this case, the 14hr team ruck event spanning Saturday night into Sunday morning.

I tried to bring back just a taste of what we experienced and some of my learnings but unless you actually participate in these GrowRuck weekends, it’s hard to comprehend. However, I did want to bring a taste of the PT to our local PAX and so with 19 other Ruckers, we did the following.

Disclaimer

Warm Up
Jog, Knees to chest, Jog, Toy Soldiers, Butt Kickers, Jog back to our rucks

SSH x 5
Windmills x 5
SSH x 10
Windmills x 5

Ruck Up
Rucks overhead for a 30ct
Ruck Curls x 20 IC
Squat hold with rucks overhead for a 20ct
Ruck swings x 20
Tricep Extensions x 20 IC
Squat with ruck press x 10 IC

2 line ruck shuffle to back lot & ground the rucks
3-tier suicides then ruck up
Bear crawl to the far suicide line and plank
Bear crawl back to the half way point and circle up
Slick-dying cockroach x 30IC
BEAR ROACH for a while (I think we did a total of 20 to the left and 20 to the right). For this exercise, you get into a bear crawl position with your ruck on then upon command, roll over to the dying cockroach position. Upon command, get back to the bear crawl position.

2 line ruck shuffle back to the first starting spot and circle up
5 Merkins – 10 Carolina Dry Dock – 15 Bent Over Rows (all IC)
5 Squats – 5 lunges each leg
2 line ruck march back to COT

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SYITG
Maximus

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84 days til Xmas

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2 for a simple yet hard workout, 84 days until Xmas, 4 exercises with 21 reps each.

run to fountain for 21 reps of each with a run up and down the stairs x 2 after completing each segment:

Merkins
Squats
BIg boy sit ups
Dips

run the stairs

Carolina dry docks
Side straddle hops
Shoulder tap
Calf raises

run the stairs

Incline merkins
Leg step up right
Flutters
Leg step up left

run the stairs

Plank jack
Freddy Mercury
Wide arm merkin
LBC

run the stairs

RINSE AND REPEAT for a total of 672 total reps and 16 times going up and down the stairs.

mosey back to COT

 

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“Get ur rear in gear” workout

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What a morning to workout! Wonderful weather. Many blessings. 12 other workout warriors joined me.

Today’s workout was a “get my rear in gear” style workout. I have been struggling with injuries, lethargy and stress. Not a good mix. So thankful for opportunity to provided to me by Kaiser. First Q since early Feb 2020 that I can recall. (My memory can play tricks on me at 97, Dark Helmet.)

5:00 4 for Warm-up. We did about 18 exercises in 13 minutes.

5:13 13 Circled Up, Mumblechatter

5:14 Disclosure, sighting of an FNG, my message (Words make alive!) below shared:

From the fruit of their lips people are filled with good things, and the work of their hands brings them reward. Proverbs 12:14

The soothing tongue is a tree of life, but a perverse tongue crashes the spirit. Proverbs 15:4.

Words can heal. The tongue can be soothing and a tree of life (James 3:9),

Words are like fruit or food for us; we need them to live.

We also need words coming from the outside to affirm and validate us. We do not live by bread alone but by good words, especially those in line with God’s.

2 Questions posed to the PAX:

  1. Are you aware of the great power even your offhand words can have to bless others?
  2. How can you put this observation about how words can make alive into practice – in thought, attitude, word or deed? PAX challenged to make it happen today!

5:17-6:00

Social distanced group single file run around 1/2 of parking lot over to pull-up bars.

Session 1:

Group 1: 1 min each X 3 rounds of: Chin-ups or Pull-ups (your choice), Burpees, Dead Hang, The Hill

Group 2: Burpee broad jump to stop sign then into 10 Peter Pointers, then run back to start; Sprint to stop sign then into 10 Peter Pointers, then run back to start; Bearcrawl to stop sign, then into 10 Peter Pointers, then run back to start; repeat until Group 1 is completed

Session 2:

50 good form reps of each, any order you want:

Plyomerkins

Split squat jumps (knee touching down, 50 each side)

Thumbs up merkins

Flying Squirrels

Session 3: 5 minute continuous abs, 1 min each exercise

Twisting Pistons

Rolling Jackknife

Scissor V-ups

LBC Crunch and Twist (both sides)

Starfish crunch

Session 4: Switched Group assignments from Session 1. One round completed each.

COT:

A few unhappy (non)smiles about the workout they just did. Thanks for the push, fellas.

A BIG PAX WELCOME TO FNG: COPPERTONE!! (Hospital name: Brandon) (He did great!)

Announcements: Shield BD bash at The Ranch 5/17/2020.

Prayers: for a specific PAX’s child, another’s brother, another’s friend challenged with marital difficulties and the hope of opening up to other’s.

My prayer for all PAX: from today’s subtheme: Your words can make alive!

Lord, each of us has a host of people around us who are eager for, and

desirous of, words of blessing and affirmation from us. We are often too

distracted to deliberately praise and appreciate people every day. We earnestly

pray for you to find us ways to say to others, “Well done good and faithful

servant.” (Matt 25:23) Amen.

 

 

 

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9/11 NaFo Tower Climb

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Today on the 19th Anniversary of September 11th I had the privilege and honor to lead the men of The Fort in my version of the Tower Climb.

We honored my friends who gave it all to make sure the citizens of NY would be safe.

POLICE OFFICER RAMON SUAREZ TD-04 NYPD

POLICE OFFICER MARK ELLIS TD-04 NYPD

POLICE OFFICER ANTONIO RODRIGUES PAPD

We started with a two lap ruck walk around the track and then jumped right into the climb.

The goal was at least 30 times up and down with 9 inclined merkins and 11 squats at the bottom. There was some mumblechatter, it was hot and humid but the men of the Fort did not disappoint….if you completed 27.5 times you climbed the equivalent of the Towers.

I was proud to lead and share my experiences from that fateful morning that changed the world as we knew it.

It was also great seeing DIRTY HARRY return to the gloom

We end with COT and prayers for all the people lost and the people affected still.

FIDELIS AD MORTEM…..ALWAYS FAITHFUL

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Honoring Schmalstieg at The Fire Ant

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Taking a page out of the Honey Badger book by using a page out of the Hero Workout book. This day at the Fire Ant, we’d honor Gunnery Sergeant Justin Schmalstieg (December 15, 2010).

First, disclaimer.
Second, minor warmup.
Third, drop to the plank and listen:

Justin grew up in the Stanton Heights neighborhood of Pittsburgh, and graduated high school in 2000. He spent a semester at Penn State before enlisting in the Marine Corps, where he initially trained as a bulk fuel specialist. After serving overseas in Kuwait, Justin was stationed in Okinawa, Japan and was accepted into the Explosive Ordnance Disposal program. He finished the demanding training required to become an EOD technician and completed two deployments in the Middle East.

In 2008, Justin received orders to Camp Pendleton in California to serve with the 1st Explosive Ordnance Disposal Company, 7th Engineer Support Battalion, 1st Marine Logistics Group. He deployed twice more, first to Iraq in February 2009 and then to the Helmand province of Afghanistan in September 2010. During a night mission, Justin’s unit was in danger of being ambushed – it was his job to clear the way back to base. Staff Sergeant Justin Schmalstieg, 28, gave his life on December 15 while working to render safe an improvised explosive device. He is survived by his widow, Ann Schneider; his parents, John and Deborah Gilkey; and his brother, John Gilkey Jr. For his service and sacrifice, Justin was posthumously decorated with the Purple Heart and promoted to the rank of Gunnery Sergeant.

The EOD WArrior Foundation is dedicated to supporting EOD service members and their families through a number of assistance programs. Please consider making a donation in Justin’s name at www.EODWarriorFoundation.org/Memorial/Warrior/Justin-E-Schmalstieg.

So, the WOD would be slightly modified for our Ruck AO to the following:

For Time:
Run 800M Slick (without Ruck)

2 rounds of the following:
50 Burpees (slick)
40 Pull-Ups would be substituted with 80 Upright Rows
30 One-Legged Pistol Squats
20 Ruck Swings
10 Hand Stand Push Ups would be substituted with 10 Carolina Dry Docks & 10 Merkins

Run another 800M Slick (without Ruck)

Once we completed this, we did a few core exercises.

Until next time, SYITG.
Maximus

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Fire Ant – A First for Cake

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5 showed including YHC for Fore Ant Ruck workout. Ballroom had solid 41 or something of a mini convergence but we still got the work in and took our DRP

💥Quick Mosey around the property with a few warm up exercises

then to Walgreens for 4 corners

we made two rounds before fastest 45 mins was up

first round of 50 and second of 40 reps
💥90 Curls
💥90 Squats
💥90 Swings
💥90 Flutter Presses

Mode of transportation :
🔥bear crawls on the shorts
🔥Ruck overhead on the longs

VQ complete 💪🏻thx @F3_Mainframe

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Honor CMPD’s Fallen

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Police Officer Clark and Police Officer Jeffrey Shelton were shot and killed after responding to a disturbance call.

At approximately 11:30 pm, the two officers responded to a disturbance call in an east Charlotte housing complex on Barrington Drive. They had resolved the disturbance and were walking away when they engaged in a conversation with a man who had nothing to do with the call. As they turned to walk away from the man, he produced a gun and shot both officers in the back.

Both officers were transported to the Carolinas Medical Center where they died from their injuries.

The shooter fled the scene, but was later arrested and charged with two counts of first-degree murder. The suspect has five prior convictions for resisting arrest and assaulting a government official. On September 30, 2010, he was convicted of two counts of first degree murder and sentenced to life without the possibility of parole.

 

Police Officer Sean Robert Clark

Officer Clark was a U.S Air Force veteran and had served with the Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department for one year and was assigned to the North Tryon Division. He is survived by his expectant wife and 2-year-old son.

DOB:  11/22/1972 (run to the bottom of the hill after each exercise)

• 11 pull ups
• 22 burpees
• 19 hand release merkins
• 72 single count flutters


Badge #:  3769

• 37 pull ups
• 69 shoulder taps

Police Officer Jeff Shelton

Officer Shelton had served with the Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police Department for six years and was assigned to the North Tryon Division. He is survived by his wife.

DOB:  9/9/1971 (football field)

• Jacob’s Ladder:  9 wide arm merkins, run across field 1 Bobby Hurley
• 19 – Diamond Merkins
• 71 – Mountain Climbers

 

Badge #:  2884

• 28 – Big Boy Sit-ups
• 84 – Heel touches

 

4/1/2007

• 4 laps for 1 mile
• 20 reps – 7 exercises
o Bomb jacks
o CDD
o Donkey Kicks
o Mak Tar Jai
o Dying Cockroach
o Lunge
o 8ct Body Builder

Sean Clark – age = 34 Yard Bear Crawl

Jeff Shelton – age = 35 Yard Crawl Bear

 

Strong work by everyone that attended today. Thank you Dirty Harry for the opportunity.

Heavy encouragement to attend the Mike Doty run this Saturday!!

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Snake Pit – The Best Mumblechatter Ever

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10 men showed up at the Snake Pit for a VQ by YHC. I’ve been to DBES many times but a first for CRHS. Gorgeous campus with lots of fun to explore.

we kept it simple for our Metallic Kettle Bell workout but I’m looking forward to coming back for another round in The Snake 🐍 Pit

Pleasantries were had and away we went …

mosey around the lot for dynamic warm up

  • SSHs
  • Imperial Walkers
  • merkins
  • sumo squats
  • 2 rounds of calf raises
  • mountain climbers

back to the Bells

mini board of pain

only 5 exercises 1 lap 5 rounds

Reps of 50, 40, 30, 20, 10

  • Curls
  • Goblet Squat
  • Overhead Presses
  • Kettlebell Swings
  •  Flutters w/press
  • run a lap

good times by all. Solid tunes by UHaul but once REM came on I had to get the Viking Metal playing. Only downside were the commercials on my cheap Pandora 🤷🏻‍♂️

thx 3D for a great time with great PAX.
peace ✌🏻

Cake Boss Out

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Just Enough to Hurt

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Planned this Q while sitting at Copper Premium Pub in LW enjoying a nice after dinner  Bulleit bourbon.  I always wonder when planning a WO , will this be enough? As I scrawled out the idea on a bar napkin I tossed the first go out to my Sheildlock for input.  Silence then ??? came the reply.  Who knew the CPP was in a hole and pics wouldn’t send. Then I changed it and sent it back out.  Again it didnt send.  SO I finished up all headed to the house. Then came the reply- Looks great!! Only probelm was I didnt know which version of the workout it was.  So I made the call.

Upon arrival Cyclopes requested the brand of bourbon from the night before since the hype tweet was nondescript. He had his ruck in the car and depending on my answer which way he would go BC or Ruck.  As soon as Bulleit came out his decision was made and he rucked up. #DRP

Circled up w/ our Friends the Golden Corral Bootcampers for a Dark Helmet Disclaimer and we were off.

14 min time hack mile to Tega Cay Elementary School.  The pace was brisk and the 2nd F Was flowing as we cruised up the road.

Took us down the hill to the concrete pad and circled up.

The Thang- Just Enough to Hurt

25 Ruck Squats  IC

5 Man Makers OYO

25 Ruck Hammers IC- Heard some mumbling start

5 Man Makers OYO

25 Thrusters IC

5 Merkins OYO

25 Flutters w/ Ruck Press IC

5 Merkins OYO

25 Curls OYO

5 Merkins OYO

25 Ruck Swings OYO

With right at 15 minutes left me rucked back to COT. 2.39 miles covered right at 14ish minutes per. #Cyclopeshaslonglegs

Arrival with 1ish Minute to spare.

Hit the 6 for Ruck LBCs till the B/c returned.

In COT DH talked about the importance of the #SheildLock in out lives.  I have been blessed with a Sheildlock  that has been expanding from 1 to 2 to 3 to 4 guys.  I challenge all Pax to find that guy or group that we can lean on and be vulnerable with.  It is worth your time.

LOCK SHIELDS AND HOLD THE LINE!

Thanks for the opportunity to lead Mainframe.

Duck Out🦆

P.S. Bar Napkins Weinkies don’t do well on wet pavement.

 

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Guinea Pigs in The Swamp

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What does that title even mean? Well, it means that I stole a workout plan from the boys in F3 Lexington as we put a twist on the customary deck of cards. And since I wasn’t sure how much time this would take or how difficult it would be, we’d test this, Round 1, on 10 of The Fort’s faithful this Friday morning at The Swamp.

After the disclaimer, we took a mosey over to the Depot lot for some SSH & Windmills & a few stretches. We then moseyed over to the water fountain to read through the exercises and attempt to explain how this would be different from previous versions. And this is what it looked like:

We made it through about 85% of the deck and I think there is room to modify these exercises next time, too. Soooo, until that next time…

Read ya d*mn Newsletter.

Maximus

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