Pillar Pain

WARMUP:
Lap around the car loop. Circle up for SSH, Imperial Walkers, Windmills, Plank Stretches
THE THANG:
11s on the curb. Merkins, crabwalk, dips, bear crawl, rinse and repeat.
Next, Pillar work, Alternate exercises Squats and LBCs x 10. Run to the far pillar and back.
Finish strong, 10 merkins at each pillar, move to the next, rinse and repeat.

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Merkin Infused Happy Hour

WARMUP: 10 each/ Side straddle hop, windmill, imperial walkers, arm circles
THE THANG: Catawba ridge loop run with 10 pain stations.
1) 25 squats, 20 flutters, 15 merkins
2) 25 calf raises, 20 monkey jumpers, 15 merkins
3) 25 box jumps, 20 hello dollies 15 merkins
4) 25 lunges, 20 Am hammers, 15 merkins
5) 25 mountain climbers, 20 big boy sit-ups 15 merkins
6) 25 shoulder taps 20 burpees 15 merkins
7) 25 dips, 20 LBCs 15 merkins
8) 25 bent over rows w plate weight, 20
Weight flutters, 15 merkins
9) 25 tricep extension w dumbbell 20 bicep curls 15 merkins
10) 25 Ass kickers, 20 sumo squats 15 merkins
MARY: wall walls, merkins, cockroaches LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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VQ at VA for SPowers

WARMUP: 1 min plankitude followed by ruck through the woods to destination pull-up and dip station. Carrying Mic the whole time through the woods.
THE THANG:
4 stations
1st person does pull-ups until failure then switch over to dips.
2nd PAX does squats with ruck on.
3rd PAX pounds Mic into the ground like a sledge hammer alternating hands each time.
4th pax does mountain climbers with ruck.
1 min timer signals when to rotate.
2 rounds were performed.
Then rucked up and finished the loop back around to the school. Handed over Q to @SPowers who had us doing laps around the EarthFare lot with ruck exercises at each stop sign. Lunges, shoulder presses, curls, merkins, squats. Before it was over he was calling cadence like a natural. Great VQ after only a month of posting. Look forward to many more.
MARY: men only
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: prayers for marriage and family

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pick it up, put it down, drag it all around

Warmup – SSH, Windmills, plank, merkins

Rucks on – grab sandbags/loose weights and take with for lap around campus- squats/merkins

Move to field – for spoke/wheel style workout using half field (50 yards between corners):

Corner 1 – swings
Corner 2 – OH press
Corner 3 – curls
Corner 4 – bent over rows

Center- man makers (always 5 reps)

Round 1 – suit case carry (5 reps each corner)
Round 2 – Bear Crawl ruck drag (10 reps each corner)
Round 3 – suitcase carry (15 reps each corner)

Another lap around campus with weights- merkins/squats

Announcements: lots of ruck opportunities coming this fall. 10 yr anniversary details to come

CoT: prayers/praises

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Tabatas w/ Cindy

WARMUP: BandCamp warmed us up well with Broga, so it was SSH in Cadence x 25 and we were ready.
THE THANG: Took the Tabata theme I Q’d earlier in the week @ Bushwood to Varsity. Sorry Bobber. Since we were at Varsity thought what the hell, let’s throw in exercises with Cindy.

1 Tabata Round = 3 different exercises, 2 sets of each exercise backtoback, and then 1 set of each exercise all the way through for a total of 9 sets. 30 secs on and 10secs of rest = 4 1/2 min of exercise w/ 1 1/2 min of rest.
In between Tabata rounds we went to the pull up bars to monkey around. The flow is below:

1st Tabata Round
1st Exercise: CurltoCleantoPress with Cindy
2nd Exercise: Dead Lifts w/ 3 Rows completed at the bottom of the dead lift before coming back up with Cindy
3rd Exercise: Alt. forward lunge with a full rotational twist ( twist to both sides while holding the lunge position ) with Cindy

1st Pull Up Bar Routine – Challenge to the PAX was to complete the routine without coming off the bar.
1 Pull up – 1 Knee to Chest
1 Pull up – 2 Knees to Chest
1 Pull up – 3 Knees to Chest
1 Pull up – 4 Knees to Chest
1 Pull up – 5 Knees to Chest
1 Pull up
Completed 2 Rounds of the above.

2nd Tabata Round
1st Exercise: Kraken Man Makers – Man Maker performed with 3 block merkins.
2nd Exercise: BigBoy Situp into an American Hammer with Cindy ( At the apex of your BigBoy Situp complete an American Hammer, then come back down )
3rd Exercise: Sumo squats w/ 3 pulses at the bottom with Cindy pressed overhead

2nd Pull Up Bar Routine – Challenged Pax to stay on the bar to complete 1 round.
3 close grip chin ups, walk hands out on the bar to shoulder width apart and then perform 3 reg. chin ups, walk hands out on the bar to a wide grip and then perform 3 wide grip chin ups.
Completed 2 rounds of the above

3rd Tabata Round ( only had time enough to complete 1 set of each exercise )
1st Exercise: Perform a Merkin but hold at 6 inches and complete a Peter Parker, then complete the Merkin.
2nd Exercise: KB swings with Cindy
3rd Exercise: Perform a straight leg lift and hold with legs at apex, with Cindy in hand perform a crunch in an effort to reach your toes, then lower and upper halves come back to rest position ( rest position for lower half is 6 inches – don’t let your feet hit the ground )

MARY: N/A
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Mens’ Shelter 8/4, Final Countdown CSAUP, and probably a few others I forgot
COT: All PAX were asked to give a praise, prayer focused on being grateful to the point that it impacts those around you.

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Roots

Swampy Soup conditions were no match for 17 men to do the harder thing by launching from startex and heading into the #gloom. And when I say #gloom, I mean original AO, full grass, dirty, immersion. *just want to add that it makes me so happy to see Bojangles out with us again. pretty close to an OG and a strong leader. 2.0 Jackalope falling right in and establishing his own path too. Very cool. Cousin Eddie Accelerating, Bobber has the gift of gab, and Grout is a silent killer.
WARMUP: Full COP with SSH, IW, Merkins, Windmills, overhead claps.
THE THANG:
1. head to hill for Jacobs ladder (7) with Donkey Kicks and Bombjacks
2. Playground- Partner up for lap around playground while partner does pull ups till return. Flapjack. Rinse/Repeat
3. Partner Derkins/Dip. P1 hold plank, P2 does exercise on back of P1. 10 reps. flapjack; Rinse/Repeat
4. Pike Place Muscle ups and wall sits. Extra credit for IJ, Bandcamp and Funhouse for heading after the #monster
MARY: LBC, Rosalita, Hello Dolly, American Hammers, V- Up
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Stuff the bus, 10 year coming up
COT: Praise for Kermit’s new job. Bonsai’s leadership, and a few prayers for YHC Rhinoplasty

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Up & Down The River

WARMUP: mosey with some ab work
THE THANG: up and down the HT aisles, 5 reps of merkins, then groiners, then CDDs, then flutters
MARY: accumulating clock merkins and accumulating clock squats
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSPAN outtro prayers and praises for our families
COT: to Skyq be the glory!

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The Texas Two Step and GI Issues Says It All

MoseyCircle Up:15 IW, 15 Peter Parker’s, 15 Parker Peters, 10 Merkins, 15 Cherry Pickers.Mosey to front of shopping center:Bear Crawl, Crab Walk and Lunge Walk between light post then jog around building.At light posts: 40 Squats, 20 Merkins, 30 Hello Dollies, 20 CDD, 30 Apollo Ohno, 40 LBC and 5 Burpees.Rinse and Repeat x3Peoples Chair with each person doing a burpee, balls to the wall and peoples chair with each person doing a bomb jack.3 minutes of Mary: X/O, box cutters, LBC, etc

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Flash WOD

WARMUP: no warm up
THE THANG:

With ruck on, 5 rounds:
20 high knees
10 Squats
10 Lunges
20 calf raises
10 Merkins
10 Mtn climbers

We had 15 minutes to spare so we did 2 more laps around and 5 minutes of broga led by @cobrakai.

Run/shuffle/ruck one lap after each circuit. Everyone except @slapshot rucked the miles, he run them and completed 8 rounds I think.

Great turn out for Chupacabra and Stockade.
Tinsel out…

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Trucker’s worst nightmare

WARMUP: poppins led off with 20 SSH, 10 WM, 10 Merkins (IC) then some honeymooners and downward dig

THE First THANG:
3 laps around the AO with 5 pain stations each lap (1st time through do exercise 1, 2nd time through do exercise 2, 3rd time through do both exercises)

station 1)
exercise 1: 5 burpees
exercise 2: 10 star sits

station 2)
exercise 1: 5 bomb jacks
exercise 2: 15 monkey humpers

station 3)
exercise 1: 5 jump squats
exercise 2: 20 merkins

station 4)
exercise 1: 5 jump lunges
exercise 2: 25 LBCs

station 5)
exercise 1: 5 knees Tar Jar
exercise 2: 30 plank jacks

THE Second THANG:

un-BEAR-AB-le Ladder

cones at 10, 20, 30, 40, and 50 yards

bear crawl to first cone, do 10 American Hammers, crawl bear back to start

bear crawl to first cone, do 10 AH, bear crawl to second cone, do 20 shoulder taps, crawl back to start

you get idea… 30 yard mark was 30 flutters, 40 yard was 40 LBCs, 50 yard was 50 plank jacks

THE Last THANGs:
mosey to pullup bars – each PAX does 5 pullups calling up – other PAX perform merkins on the up call

Mosey to big hill and do Indian Run up and down hill while 1 PAX drops and does 2 burpees and sprints to catch line of runners.

MARY: no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s Shelter Creole – first Thursday of August

COT: be there

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