β€˜Merica 250

WARMUP: 5 Burpees
THE THANG: Flipped off King George, as well as 13 Colony inspired exercises for a rep count of 1776
MARY: She slept in
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your various newsletters
COT: Remembered what our fore fathers sacrificed for our freedom, we remembered U-Haul and presented Bowser with U-Haul flag.

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Chutes and Ladders πŸͺœ- Round 2

Backblast! 1 Jarvis + 1 Bobber = Acceleration
DATE: 2026-06-09
AO: The Ballroom
It was a steamy morning at Slow Burn and the PAX were chomping at the bit to accelerate.

Quick warmup with the stretching and we were off.

Over to the hill for some Chutes and Ladders. πŸͺœ There were two cones at each station and the PAX had to choose one of them. If they chose a C we had to Chute (run) up to the top of the hill. If it was an L we would run up to the next rung on the ladder. Each rung had two cones and some exercises. I think the PAX had drone footage of me setting up the cone this morning as they found almost all of the Ladders this morning.

Back to COT for prayers and praises.

JWow

Chutes and Ladders πŸͺœ- Round 2

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Some πŸ‚ πŸ’©

WARMUP:
THE THANG: Suicides on Williamson st starting at church to banks. 10 merkins and 20 monkey humpers at each of the 6 stops. +1 burpee everytime you hit the start
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

Some πŸ‚ πŸ’©

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Location change to WEP due to construction

WARMUP: nope
THE THANG: run or ruck the following loop
WEP to 160 left on Clebourne, which becomes Tom Hall at Main, then a right on Banks, right on academy back to the millstone and return to WEP, once or twice depending on choice of the run or ruck option

MARY: not present – open to all mean
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes sir
COT: 5th core principle

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Tour de Fort Mill

WARMUP:
Mosey to Pharmacy Parking Lot
SSH, Imperial Walkers, Hillbilly Walkers, Windmills
THE THANG:
Reverse Alabama
Stops along the way…
20 Reverse Lunges
7 Burpees
15 Big Boys

Down to Harris St Park.
Indian Run up Harris St.

Exercises at the church

Partner Nur/Run up Massey St.

Exercises at Pike
MARY:
No
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Yes
COT:
It was done.

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