Not so moderate. But fun!

WARMUP:

  • Moroccan Nightclub
  • Cherry pickers
  • Imperial Walker
  • Windmill

THE THANG:

  1. Bucket of fun -> group does the exercise. One person runs with the sandbag
  1. Exercises
  1. Squats
  2. Leg Raises
  3. Merkins
  4. Should Taps
  5. Flutter Kicks
  6. Lunges
  7. Imperial Walker
  8. Plank Jacks
  9. Side Straddle Hop
  10. American Hammer
  1. Pyramid of Intrigue
  1. 3 pain station – Reps 20, 15, 10, 5, 10
  2. Station 1
  1. Mike Tyson
  2. LBC
  3. Wide Arm Merkins
  1. Station 2
  1. Jump Squats
  2. Lunges
  3. Plank Jacks
  1. Station 3
  1. American Hammers
  2. Leg Raises
  3. Big Boy Situps

MARY:

  • Freddy Mercury
  • Pecker Pointers
  • LBC

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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It was a Friday… this Friday… at slow burn

WARMUP: ssh, windmill, imp walkers, Peter Parker’s, all in cadence. Mixed in some up and down dogs
THE THANG: there was a list of 6 assignments taped to the empire pizza end and the Persis end of the building near cot. Each assignment consisted of one or more exercises, with counts of each to complete. The pax started at one end of the building and did assignment 1, then moseyed to the other end of the building to complete assignment 1 down there. The pax would then mosey back to the original location to complete assignment 2 on that list. This patterns continues. Halfway through each run between ends, the pax would stop for 15 dips (180 in total across the entire workout). Once all six assignments were completed. We finished the last one with the 6 and moseyed back to COT
MARY: we got a few rounds in including freddys, penguins, shakiras, and gas pumpers among others
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Not so moderate. But fun!

WARMUP:

  • Moroccan Nightclub
  • Cherry pickers
  • Imperial Walker
  • Windmill

THE THANG:

  1. Bucket of fun -> group does the exercise. One person runs with the sandbag
  1. Exercises
  1. Squats
  2. Leg Raises
  3. Merkins
  4. Should Taps
  5. Flutter Kicks
  6. Lunges
  7. Imperial Walker
  8. Plank Jacks
  9. Side Straddle Hop
  10. American Hammer
  1. Pyramid of Intrigue
  1. 3 pain station – Reps 20, 15, 10, 5, 10
  2. Station 1
  1. Mike Tyson
  2. LBC
  3. Wide Arm Merkins
  1. Station 2
  1. Jump Squats
  2. Lunges
  3. Plank Jacks
  1. Station 3
  1. American Hammers
  2. Leg Raises
  3. Big Boy Situps

MARY:

  • Freddy Mercury
  • Pecker Pointers
  • LBC

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Hello Newman

I. The Warm-O-Rama (The Tip-Off)
• The Mosey: A light 5-minute jog around the AO (Area of Operation) to get the blood flowing.
• Side-Straddle Hops: 20 reps in cadence (IC).
• Imperial Walkers: 15 reps IC (keep it slow to stretch the hip flexors).
• Windmills: 10 reps IC.
• Rebound Jumps: 30 seconds of small, rhythmic hops (stay on the balls of your feet).
II. The Thang: “The Road to the Final Four”
This is a four-station circuit. Spend 4 minutes at each station. If the group is large, split into four teams and rotate.
Station 1: The Round of 64 (High Reps, Low Impact)
• 64 Mountain Climbers (Single count): Focus on form, not speed.
• 64 Air Squats: Steady pace. Keep the chest up like you’re boxing out for a rebound.
Station 2: The Sweet 16 (The Core)
• 16 Big Boy Sit-ups: Slow and controlled.
• 16 Box Jumps (or Step-ups): Use a curb or bench. Step-ups are the preferred moderate modification here.
• Repeat until time is called.
Station 3: The Elite 8 (Upper Body)
• 8 Merkins (Push-ups): Quality over quantity.
• 8 Carolina Dry Docks: Great for the shoulders.
• 8 Werkins (Wide-arm push-ups):
• Repeat until time is called.
Station 4: The Full Court Press (Cardio)
• The Suicides: Run 10 yards and back, 20 yards and back, 30 yards and back.
• The Modification: Perform this at a 60% “recovery” pace rather than a sprint.
III. The “Buzzer Beater” (Finisher)
The “Bobby Hurley.” On the Q’s command, everyone “slaps the floor” (squats down to touch the ground) and jumps up for a jump shot.
• Perform 15 reps total.

Go through gauntlet again as a group

Beat crawls
Crawl bears
Burpees

Mary

Announcements
Bethel
Cannoli Run
NCAA Lunch
Newsletter

Prayers
Health
Family
Comeback kids

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3-13

Good group for a chilly morning. Decided to be super creative and use date as workout plan. Yog over to side of lowes for 3 exercises, 13 reps of each: HR merkins, big boys, and squats. Repat this at 2 more stops until we ended up near the Imdian restaurant. Break up into 3 teams, 2 teams work while 1 team does active rest. Teams 1 & 2 do 10 merkins while team 3 holds plank, then 2 & 3 merkins and 1 planks, then 1 & 3 merkin and 2 planks. 2 rounds of this. Then same sequence but big boys were the exercise and 6″ leg holds were the rest. 2 rounds of that. Then another 2 rounds with squats and Al Gores. Yog over to main parking lot. Everyone line up on curb for 15 merkins, 15 big boys, and 15 squats, then run 3 line suicide. 13 merkins, 13 big boys, 13 squats, 2 line suicide. 11 merkins, 11 big boys, 11 squats, run to far line and back. Circle up, PAX are doing shoulder taps while 2 do 5 merkins. Rotate merkins around the circle until everyone has done 2 sets. Next round was lunges and 3 burpees. Again go around until everyone did 2 sets of burpees. Back to the cars for a few minutes of Mary. Thanks for the opportunity <@U04M7P605SM>!

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Brayden, but no loops

WARMUP:
THE THANG: suggested route was heading out Richard’s crossing to 160, right at the first entry to Brayden. Go all the way down the hill and turn left. That road loops through a section of neighborhood and heads back. Climb up the hill you just went down and head for home. 4.3 miles. Many pax did others things that only they have record of.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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2026.11 Minnow Pond

Run up Massey hill, 20 bobjacks in Sisk parking lot, run to gas station for 10 merkins, run to Millstone park for 30 flutters, run to the millstone for 10 1leg air humpers (trying to put a foot on the wall).
Repeat as many loops as possible.

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Wally World out and back.

WARMUP: Route discussion
THE THANG: Wally World loop – Walmart & back via 160.
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read newsletter – Sprint Yeager – Overnight Ruck –
COT: Fellowship, prayers for pax, health and family.

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WARMUP: produce pickers, windmills, imp walkers, plank/down and up dog stretching, Peter Parker’s, all in cadence
THE THANG: we moseyed to the back parking lot and started at the first island of the top row. We progressed up the row, stopping at each island to do a set of exercises and the moseyed to the next island. Once we reached the end of the row, we moved to the next row and made our way back

The exercises were called in an accumulator fashion. First island was Carolina dry docks

Second was ccd and merkins
Third was ccd, merkins, and adding big bois
Fourth added American hammers
Reaching the fifth island added flutters
The sixth added monkey humpers
And the seventh added jump squats

The rep count for the first pass through this garden of bliss was 5

The second row we did 10 of all of it

The third row we did 15 of everything

We didn’t quite finish row 3, but we got in the work

Once the mumble chatter hit that magical point where the complaints started to drip into the conversation, I shared that my first idea for this morning was way worse and consisted of basically spending the 45 mins bear crawling around the parking lot, and when you needed a rest, you could take that rest while you did LBCs. This would have been way less enjoyable, and thankfully we were all spared this terrible idea

MARY: we barely made it back to cot on time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Pre Trash Pick Up

WARMUP: no
THE THANG: run to round about down Kingsley hang right on 21 to Peach Stand hang left on 160 to Main Street up to Tom Jones hang right to little Walmart and trace the steps back. Some rucked, some ran, some ran a lot more.
MARY: no
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: yes

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