Sweatiest Broga

WARMUP: low slow squat x10, plank, upward dog, downward dog, shoulder taps, upward dog, downward dog, peter parkers, upward dog, downward dog, SSH x10
THE THANG: 6 cones set up in a circle – pax and a partner head to a cone to perform 30″ work partner 1 and 30″ work partner 2 OR 60″ of work each depending on the station
station 1: partner squat and high 5
station 2: wheelbarrow walks
station 3: towel Tug O’ War
station 4: partner push-ups with high five
station 5: band-resisted mosey
station 6: partner leg throws

After each minute at each station, YHC leads pack in 1 or more broga stretches. After the minute, rotate clockwise to next station. (Broga positions included Warriors 1,2,3; Sun salutations, runner’s lunge, runner’s lunge with twist, and more)

MARY: 0 reps of LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Twister is running a 5K, maybe a 10K, but definitely not a 15K.
Civitas Marathon is 9/6 at 7AM – it’s essentially the rooster
COT: Back to college prayers.

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The Traz – 080925

WARMUP: Probably some.
THE THANG: We ran to the Golf Club and back and did a lot of dumb stuff on the way… there were bear crawls around the circle in front of the clubhouse, carrying rocks up and down the cart path hill, and other silliness.
MARY: No chicks.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter.
COT: The 5th Core Principle.

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Kitchen Faucet Was Turned Off At The ‘Sink

Bring your sand bag. Those were the instructions.
WARMUP: Short mosey with a few of the typical warmup exercises.
THE THANG: Grab your bag…sandbag, and meet me by the flag poles.
I reintroduced the GoRuck 60×60 and let them know it would be a regular exercise this morning. For the 1 person reading this, if you’re not sure what the 60×60 is, here you go.
Start with the bag on the ground in front of your feet. Bend over and put your hands on the bag, drop back to a plank, execute a pushup with your chest touching the bag, pop up into the bottom of a squat, rack the sandbag to a front-rack position, stand up then toss the sandbag over your head once you get to the top of the movement. That is 1. Turn around, address the sandbag and do it again. Repeat for 60 seconds.
To ensure we knew how to execute it, we performed our first 60×60.
Rack the bag and make our way behind the school to the back drop-off entrance.
15 of each exercise:
Simbas (because I love them and they’re harder with a sandbag)
Flutters with press. At rep #8, I was called out for not actually pressing my sandbag so I performed 8 correct reps once everyone else completed their 15. I’m thankful IJ called me out as I’m sure others saw this yet didn’t speak up. We need men in our lives who will speak up.
60×60
Rack the sandbag and meet at the other end of the back stretch behind the school.
15 of each exercise:
Squats
Dead Lifts (Hopefully with proper form)
Thrusters
Slow(er) Calf Raises
60×60
Rack the sandbag and meet at the corner of the loop by the lighted sign.
15 of each exercise:
Partner Derkins (no sandbag)
Curls
Overhead Press
Chest Press (15 I/C actually means 30)
60×60
Rack the sandbag and meet over by the rock
Another 60×60
Partner Up
Partner 1: Farmers Carry the two sand bags an untold distance, probably 40yds then back.
Partner 2: Mountain Climbers
Flapjack
Rack the sandbag and go back to COT.

MARY: See above
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Rock Hill Rooster (I think) Partnership with Bethel on Sept 6!
All the others are in the Newsletter, or should be.
COT: Indeed

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Fat Amy

WARMUP:
20 SSH IC
10 Windmills IC
10 Cherry Picker IC
10 Imperial Walkers IC
10 Hillbilly Walkers IC
5 Burpees OYO

THE THANG:
50 Air Squats
10 Burpees
40 Sit-Ups
10 Burpees
30 Lunges (alternating legs)
10 Burpees
20 Kettlebell Swings
10 Burpees
10 meter Bear Crawl
10 Burpees
20 Kettlebell Swings
10 Burpees
30 Lunges (alternating legs)
10 Burpees
40 Sit-Ups
10 Burpees
50 Air Squats

Used the pickup loop as a pseudo four square…
Made it to 30/10 on the way back up

MARY:
10 Hammers
10 JLo’s

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Newsletter

COT:
Show To Know

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Double Deuces at The Corral

NO RAIN!!! I used my super secret weather control satellite, that the conspiracy theorists say the government has, to turn it off just in time for 0515 start. All that did was ramp up humidity though. Back to the drawing board on that….
WARMUP: Quick jaunt to the roundabout median down Stockbridge Dr towards the apartment complex. In the circle median, circle up for the following (everything 4 count):
– 15 SSH
– 10 WM
– 15 IW
– 15 MNC
– 10 strawberry pickers
Then mosey through the apartment complex to the other roundabout, with the fountain, and to the corner of the apartment complex entrance at Grant Farm Dr for…..
THE THANG:
Pendulum 22s
The apartment complex entrance at Grant Farm Dr, near the water fountain, is ‘home base’. We will be doing 11s, but up both hills on Grant Farm Dr, the pendulum, so it is 11s x 2 = 22s. Do the exercise at home base, run up the hill towards 160 to the fire station, do the exercise at the fire station, then back down to home base, do the exercise again at home base, then run up the other hill to to exercises at the corner of Palmdale Walk Dr and Grant Farm Dr. Then run back down to home base. That is one round. In form of 11s, you start off at 1, 10, 1, 10, then round 2 is 2, 9, 2, 9, then round 3 is 3, 8, 3, 8. Continue all the way to 10, 1, 10, 1. Exercises are:
– Home base – 10 LSS hand touch to ground
– Fire station – 10 merkins
– Palmdale Walk corner – 10 CDDs

If you got all the way to the end, you end up doing 110 LSS, 55 merkins, and 55 CDDs, and about 3.2 miles with hills. That was a burner!

Senator Tressel and Autobahn finished it. Myself and Half Shell got to starting the last round. GREAT PUSH by all!!

MARY: No time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read the newsletter, get involved.
COT: Alot lifted up.

Thanks for the opportunity to lead! SYITG
Blessings,
-NASA

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Sandbag for 1000

WARMUP:
SSH, windmill, squats, moroccan nightclub, arm circles
THE THANG:
Two stations, same exercises

10 exercises, 10 reps each
Squats
Bent over row
Curls
Leg lifts
Overhead press
Lunges
High pulls
Dead lifts
Bench press

Sandbag toss to station 2 and repeat above
Once done with station 2, go back to station 1 with overhead carry.

Original goal was to see if we could get through 10 rounds. All made it through 6 while some made it through 7.

In total everyone did 600+ reps with the sandbag.
Flutter
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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7/29 GC

WARMUP: Normal routine of SSHs, windmills, imp Walker’s, etc.
THE THANG: Mosey over to front of pet store and partner up. P1 does a burpee while p2 waits. Then p2 does burpee while p1 waits. 20 as a team then yog over to Indian restaurant and back. 4 rounds of partner burpees.
Mosey over to church lot for the 300. 30 reps of 10 exercises. Merkins, squats, flutters, shoulder taps, plank jacks, seal jacks, am hammers, CDDs, lunges, and LBCs.
Moseyback to main lot and circle up. Group does lunges while one PAX does 2 burpees. Go around the horn twice. Next round is shoulder taps while one PAX does 5 merkins. 2 rounds. Final set, one PAX calls out 10, 45, 90 degrees hold while one PAX does 5 LBCs. 2 rounds of that and times up. Recover.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: Thx for the opportunity <@U01CGBKBQ64>

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Better late than not at all!!

Your on Q and plan a great morning then you open your eyes and the clock says 0511
Oh crap is the words and feelings and begin stumbling to get dressed pee and get to AO
While driving I was like I am going to get hammered but we need to face to music even when it’s not the best of intentions.
The PAX were gracious and Slapshot led them well until YHC arrived
#keepposting

WARMUP:
Slapshot had them doing some Tabata
Looked awful
THE THANG:
Mosey to church lot and partner up
8 exercises AMRAP
Partner 1 does exercise
Partner 2 runs lap
See if I can remember all of them
Merkins
Big Boys
Shoulder Taps
LBCs
Mtn Climbers
Flying squirrels
Wide Arm Merkins
Plank Jacks
MARY:
Indian Run back to COT

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Read Newsletter
Start Using Gloom Schedule
COT:
Own mistakes and face the consequences and trust in the future that you’ve learned

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Violating the chicken wing

Warmup: Motivator, IW, CP, WM

Appetizer (before leaving the parking lot): The-Violator to one end,  Cocaine-Bear-crawl back.

Thang#1:  Out windward to hill

1st hill Dora: 1 pax jogs down, Nur Back to switch
• 50 Fisherman’s Calf Raises each
• 100 Merkins
• 200 Flutters
• 200 good AMs

2nd (shorter) Hill: jog up, Crawl-bear down or lunge walk down
• 25 Burpees
• 50 CDD
• 75 box-cutters
• 100 calf-raises (alt toes in/out every 10)

#2:  Back to P.Lot – 4 corners chicken wing (12, 9, 6, 3 reps)
Change MOT between Corners: Mosey, Toy Soldier, Carioka, etc…
R.1: Seal Jacks, SSH, Smurf-Jacks, Bomb-Jacks 
R.2: LBC’s, Gas-Pumpers,  Big-Boiz, Partner Big Boiz
R.3: Flying Squirrels, Burpees, Kraken Burpees, Calimari/Krakens

MARY: she stayed in our car and ogled us
ANNOUNCEMENTS: coffee at TCD, stuff, the Bus, Bethel

COT: held… Prayers for lost loved ones, patience with transition to school season.

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Beat the deck #2

WARMUP: side straddle hop, imperial walker, cherry picker, windmill

THE THANG:

Beat the deck: 9 cards face up and the pax go around guessing higher and lower on any of the cards. You get it right and you do the workout associated. You get it wrong and you do the workout associated and do a lap of different MOT.

Card breakdown:
2 Moroccian night club
3 flutter
4 calf raise
5 hammer
6 shoulder taps
7 big boys
8 Peter Parker
9 burpees
10 Merkin
J cherry picker
Q imperial walker
K LBC
A squat

MOT based on suite
Spade – bear crawl
Club – lunges
Heart – sprint
Diamond – broad jump

Ended up doing two rounds of beat the deck with modifications on the 2nd in the save time
7

MARY: didn’t have the time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: decibel hosted event, bethels, stuff the bus, highway cleanup

COT: prayers and praises

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