King of Ring – IPC Style

Workout inspired by IPC Killer Bs, modified the routine a bit, still sucked, but better for it.

WARMUP: 50xSSHIC at COT, moseyed to the FB field, 5 burpees OYO, ready to work.

THE THANG:
Start on goal line
Broad Jump to 10 yard line
Perform 5 Burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs, 15 BigBoySitups

Broad Jump to 20 yard line
Perform 5 Burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs, 15 BigBoySitups

Broad Jump to 30 yard line
Perform 5 Burpees, 10 Bonnie Blairs, 15 BigBoySitups

From the 30 yard line bear crawl back to goal line and perform 20 Merkins & 15 Jump Squats & 10 Straight Lower Leg Lifts

Run 100 yards to other goal line and then NUR back to starting goal line

Round completed, rinse and repeat. PAX who finishes most rounds is King of the Ring

MARY: No time for her

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Break the Dam Feb 28th, Bethel Men’s Shelter serve feedback request by FloatBridge

COT: STK

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Ladder of Fort Mill

WARMUP: mosey to lot, Did 5 warm up exercises, SSH, Windmill, pickers, etc.
THE THANG: A ladder 6 street intersection strategy crossing 1 -10 reps squats 2-20 merkins, 3- 30 etc. Etc.

Then a quick ab workout at the Pharmacy, one person runs the other works
Butterfly crunchesx2
Heels to heaven x2
Bug boys x2

MARY: nope time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: f3 Charity race jan.28th. Read newsletter
COT: prayers for kids etc.

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Walmart Trip

AO: <#C02PN44SHNF>
COUNT: low 20s
– run to hardees for a less than warm up . wait for birdcage to arrive
– run to walmart . wait for birdcage to arrive
– partner work at walmart, 1 person plank and the other lap the parking lot
– run to hardees. wait for birdcage to arrive
– run the zipper intersections increasing rep count by 1. sets of burpee merkin squats

cot- DO NOT let fear control you. Its the root of anxiety, apprehension, and indisicion. We are called not to carry a spirit of fear by our faith in Jesus Christ. We will be carried even when we dont understand the mechanics.

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Fibonacci Escalator

WARMUP:
Mosey around the flag, stopping for windmills, cherry pickers, walkers, and some stretching

THE THANG:
Rounds are cumulative
Celebrate the end of each round with a mosey up the hill for burpees numbering the round (10 rounds)
1 Bomb Jack
2 Worst Merkin Evah
3 Big Boys
5 Gorilla Humpers
8 Shoulder Taps
13 Mountain Climbers
21 Fluttahs
34 SSH
55 Squats
89 Moraccan Nightclubs
Bonus – 144 jacks (PAX choice)

MARY: throughout

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, Dam to Dam, Pints & Padres, Emilo expansion

COT: Prayers for those who are facing medical problems, and those that care for them. Prayers for parenting and patience.

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Walmart Trip

– run to hardees for a less than warm up . wait for birdcage to arrive
– run to walmart . wait for birdcage to arrive
– partner work at walmart, 1 person plank and the other lap the parking lot
– run to hardees. wait for birdcage to arrive
– run the zipper intersections increasing rep count by 1. sets of burpee merkin squats

cot- DO NOT let fear control you. Its the root of anxiety, apprehension, and indisicion. We are called not to carry a spirit of fear by our faith in Jesus Christ. We will be carried even when we dont understand the mechanics.

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Workouts Band Camp Would Call

WARMUP: Mosey to the band parking lot
SSH, imperial walkers, Jimmy Dugan, merkins, calf stretch and runners pose
THE THANG: run to lot by the baseball field and get a partner. Partner 1 runs across the lot and back while partner 2 performs exercises across the lot. Partner 1 picks up where partner 2 got so each round running gets shorter.
Exercises – walking lunge, broad jump burpee and bear crawls

Mosey to hill by football fields for ladder of street lights
1 burpee at bottom of the hill increase 1 each time. 10 monkey humpers at lights. 7 lights total
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: break the dam. Snow or shine
COT: waiting for it to get warmer to post is going to make it worse

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Cold One or 6 on the Weekends

WARMUP: Mosey around Pharmacy and down Tom Hall to St John’s parking lot.
Side straddle hop
Jimmy Dugan
Merkins
Calf stretch
Runners pose
THE THANG:
– Triple nickel on Monroe White
5 Bonnie Blair’s @ confederate
5 burpees @ academy each time you cross
5 bomb jacks at top of hill

– Ab web in Baptist Parking lot
1 big boy and 4 LBCs increase 1 and 4 each set all the way to 5 and 20

– Bear crawl across the parking lot. At the beginning of each parking space, middle and end do 1 Mike Tyson increasing by 1 each time. Finished w 12 reps for a total of 78 Mike Tyson’s

– Mosey back to COT and picked up the ab web at 6 big boys and 24 LBCs all the way to 10 and 40

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Race this Saturday. Happy hour has an extra bib.
COT: prayers for the fart sackers, injured, and safety during this weather.

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Noterate

WARMUP: yea. but with accumulating burpees interspersed
THE THANG: Mosey a tad: to some good island based parking lots

6-7 with curb alberts and mike tysons
mode of transit: bear crawl/crawl bear

6-7 with squats and boxer toe touches
mode of transit: lunge walk/reverse lunge walk

(There were kids here. I had to 6-7 them)

Head to the football field.
Some running 100 yards at a time

1 burpee in the endzone
10 merkins at the 10 yard line
2 burpees-20 merkins at the 20, etc.
3-30
4-40
5-then YHC realized this was stupid as we’d already done 100 merkins and a bunch of mike tysons. So, we went to the hill YCH originally wanted to go to anyway

https://f3nation.com/exicon?entryId=exicon-1757988690608-7220
found this in the Codex
It was Shady-level “fun”
Bowser Jr. rolled down the hill. All of us did not, but I wanted to.

MARY: a little yoga instead.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: lots of them in the newsletter and beyond
COT: was held.

Panhandle confided that this was not a moderate workout. Sorry, Not Sorry. You guys freaking crushed it anyway. 45 min on a Saturday makes it moderate–right? You’re welcome

Many of you know I don’t post often on Saturday because it’s concentrica time in my household. My M was working out of town, and the 2.0s slept in. It was great to be among the PAX this Saturday. The work we GET to do in the gloom is a privilege. Remember that when some jackwagon calls 7-2-20s.

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