Introducing the Office

WARMUP: disclaimer
THE THANG: took a tour around the outer perimeter of the Manliest AO in the Fort. We stopped at what is now referred to as “The Office” where each man did a weighted pullup while another man stabilized the pull up station by holding a dip. After each man did their rep @Flounder decided to show us all up with preforming 3 weighted pull ups at the ripe old age of 76. We made one last lap around the VA and made it to the base of the hill by cycle bar where we took turns calling squats while passing a baby sandbag around the circle. Introduced the hillbilly squat: a deep squat followed by two hillbilly walkers. Then sprint up the hill to COT.
MARY: we did a few flutters
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Journey groups will be forming soon. If interested contact me
COT: prayers for schools, parents dealing with teens, marriages, work stress, and patience with in-laws.

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The Final Countdown

The day finally arrived for our CSAUP, The FInal Countdown. The rainy weather was not ideal, but it helped keep the temperature and humidity down for ideal running conditions. 67 men participated in the event. Most groups participated in the relay. Ruckers and trail runners fought the elements and got their work done to.
Relay details:   The first Pax will run 3 miles and return to the starting point.  The 1st and 2nd Pax will run 3 miles and return to the starting point. The 1st, 2nd, and 3rd runner will run the final 3 miles.  Each route will be unique.  If you get lost, just run 3 miles and return back to the park.

Total miles:  3+3+3 = 10 F3 math   (Runner 1 – 9 miles, Runner 2 – 6 miles, Runner 3 – 3 miles)

Inspiring stuff this morning. River Rat’s 2.0s ran the course like it was a lap around the track. Lots of guys ran distances they have never run before.
We’ve got a good pool of runners for the upcoming Dam to Dam Relay.

Great job by everyone this morning!

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Week 0 Iron PAX challenge

WARMUP:

15 SSH IC
15 Michael Phelps IC (DH gave us an abridged Michael Phelps bio during this exercise)
5 Windmills IC
15 Mountain Climbers IC

THE THANG:

The COE Sandwich.

COE:
5 rounds
20 Thrusters with Coupon
20 Standard Merkins

Brenton
3 Rounds
100ft Bear Crawl
100FT Burpee Bear Crawl back (3 burpees for every 5 broad jumps)

5 more Rounds of Coe.

Modified version offered Goblet Squats and Incline or Decline Merkins for Coe and a 100 FT mosey/Lungewalk for Brenton with 10 HR merkins at the halfway point

We decided to make it harder than the recommended 3 merkins.

Please remember to submit those times.

As always it was a tough workout but we all better for it. Today’s workout was a combination of 2 hero WOD’s I encourage you all to take the time and read up on it at F3 greenwood.

Until Next time………

Announcements…. Read the newsletter!

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dead end of suck

mumblechatter was pretty solid throughout but not much from YHC… was feeling rough this week after a late night concert Sunday- the early mornings this week just never came together.

Thankful to get the nod to Q here though as I have only been to a couple workouts over on this side of town.

WARMUP: Mosey past Teeter and Express Oil to Old Farm Dr. circle up and perform following IC: SSH, WM, MNC, Plank/honeymooner/down dog, Mtn. Climbers

THE THANG: 5 station ladder style Pyramid along Old Farm Dr.

5 stations equally spread along length of Old Farm Dr.

1) 15 Freddy Mercuries
2) 20 Merkins
3) 25 Jump Squats
4) 30 Wide Arm Merkins
5) 35 Imperial Squat Walkers

went up the ladder and back down for totals of:

120 Freddy Mercuries, 140 merkins, 125 jump squats, 90 wide arm merkins, 35 Imperial Squat Walkers

MARY: Mosey back to CoT for 3 minutes of LBCs, Leg Raises, American Hammers

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Stuff the bus this Saturday, 9/11 workout pre-blast soon

COT: Gotta be there

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B.L.I.M.P.S.

WARMUP:
15 – Side Straddle Hops
10 – Windmill
15 – Moroccan Night Club
10 – Cherry Pickers
15 – Merkins

THE THANG:
B.L.I.M.P.S.
Snaked across the parking lot up and down the lanes starting with B and adding letters each time and then back down the ladder. (B, BL, BLI, BLIM, BLIMP, BLIMPS, BLIMP, BLIM, BLI, BL, B)

5 Burpees
10 Lunge each leg
15 Imperial Walker
20 Merkins
25 Plank Jacks
30 Squats

MARY:
Captain Thor  Jack Webb
BBS & American Hammers

Yard Sale Ab callout: 20 LBC
Paddle Ab callout: 20 count 6 inch feet together hold, 20 count 6 inch feet shoulder width apart hold
Spectre Ab callout: 45 Heel Taps

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP
AO consolidation

COT:
Sickness going around for kids
Nagging injuries
Wisdom on housing issues

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Alcatraz Soup

WARMUP: IC
15 IC – Side Straddle Hops
10 IC – Windmill
15 IC – Moroccan Night Club
10 IC – Cherry Pickers
15 IC – Merkins

THE THANG:

Merkin Indian Run around Runde Park down hill and back up
A combination of Catch Me If You Can and a traditional Indian Run. The last person drops and does 5 Merkins, while the rest of the Pax mosey in a line. After completing the Merkins, the last guy runs to catch the group, tapping the (new) last Pax on the shoulder, who then stops to begin his 5 Merkins, while the (former) last guy continues on to the front of the line. Continue until all Pax have performed a set of Merkins or until the Q calls it.

Charles Bronson on the Baseball Field
Performed exercises at entrance to baseball field, run to infield dirt/grass line. First round bear crawl, Second round walking lunge, Third round walking lunge. 50 Merkins, 50 LBC’s, 50 Jump Squats.

Partner D.O.R.A. run down parking lot and back.
100 – Merkins
200 – LBC
300 – Squats

MARY:
ABC’s of Abs
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP
COT:
Safe travels
Clarity on home buying process

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The Merkabet

WARMUP:
Broga warmup flow with Sasquatch
THE THANG:
20 Merkins, 10 BBS, 20 Squats at 10 lightpoles around the parking lot.
Total – 200 Merkins, 100 BBS, 200 Squats
(Regular, Diamond, Skinny, Wide, Staggered R, Staggered L, Right Arm Out, Left Arm Out, Carolina Dry Dock, Regular)
MARY:
ABC’s of Abs – On your 6/back spell out each capital letter of the alphabet with your legs) called out each letter around the group.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP
COT:
Sawdust flying to Brazil
Marty Birds son lost a tooth
Spectre clarity on home buying process

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Escalator Goes Up, De-escalator Goes Down

WARMUP:
Divac
Moseyed around the park & stopped by pull-up bars for IC windmills and 5 Merkins OYO. Moseyed further down the path and did IC cherry-pickers and 5 Merkins OYO. Finished Mosey to basketball court.
THE THANG:
4 corner escalator (increasing reps each corner) with bear crawl the short side and burpee broad jump/walking lunges the long side.
10/20/30/40 reps.
Round 1 – Merkins
Round 2 – Jump Squats

Suicides on the basketball court
Round 1 – 3 Merkins at free throw, half, free throw, full
Round 2 – 2 Merkins at free throw, half, free throw, full
Round 3 – 1 Merkin at free throw, half, free throw, full
Round 4 – 0 Merkins at free throw, half, free throw, full

Spectre
Ladder de-escalator with run down parking lot and back each round
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4
Merkin, Air Humpers, Diamond Merkin, Squats, Merkins with taps, Leg Raises

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Chatted about housing market and who’s gonna pay kids going away to college
COT:
God’s Will Be Done

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The Dirty 21s

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills, Morrocon NC, Merkins, Burpees, Hillbilly Walkers, Overhead Claps, Calf Raises, and Cherry Pickers
THE THANG: 21s of Big Boy Sit Ups and Carolina Dry Docks with running in between; Light Poles: 5 Burpees then Lunges and Nur to next light pole and then 10 Squats then bear crawl to next light pole and run back to COT
MARY: Flutters until 6am
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP Relay Race and Check your bulletin
COT: Spectre buying a house and trying to get pregnant

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24….

It was a gloriously humid morning at BAOPS where I was joined by 4 other pax to tackle the hills of Tega Cay.

WARMUP: 24 SSH. That’s all we needed to get warm with 70ish relative humidity.

THE THANG: Sprinted out of the parking lot for roughly.25 miles.

Performed the following:

12 Merkins IC
12 Squats IC
12 LBCS IC
12 Flutters IC

Sprint another .25

Repeat the exercises reducing the reps by two.

We would run from the traffic circle by Anchorage all the way to the marina and back towards the fire station to complete this sequence. When we got to 4 reps I had us run up “the hill” and then back down to get our set of 2 reps in.

From there we ran back up “the hill “ to the fire station for part 2 of the Weinke.

Here I began part 1 of a Webb. HR Merkins and Double Count shoulder Taps. We got to 6 and 24 and then sprinted a little over .25 miles up towards the TC clubhouse. Here I flapjacked the exercises so we would do 1 shoulder tap for every 4 HR Merkins. We got to 5 and 20 where YHC looked at the time and got us back to the Runde parking lot.

Back at the lot we finished with 6 Taps and 24 HR Merkins.

Part 3 of the Weinke took us to the basketball court where I led the pax in a core focused Tabata. This included BBS, LBCS, Flutters, Hello Dolly’s, Freddy Mercurys, Dying Cockroach, Hammers, FGLbcs, and a plank. The “rest” in between sets was a sprint in the parking lot.

With exactly 35 seconds left YHC realized there was an exercise he didn’t call but everyone expected. So we ended with 10 burpees OYO.

Great Work by everyone as we ended with over 3 miles and lots of Merkins.

I spoke a little today about an accomplishment I had earlier in the week and how great it felt to get it done. But I also mentioned that with accomplishment comes the threat of complacency. While we should be proud and enjoy achieving a goal… that doesn’t mean we don’t stop pushing or finding that next “hill” to climb. A message I thought appropriate for Alcatraz.

Announcements were plenty. We have a lot going on in the Fort and are blessed with the opportunities we have.

Prayers for health and guidance.

Until the next time …. Slapshot 👊

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