Squatch Pond

WARMUP: run to Church of God Worship Center, 5 SSH, 5 Seal jacks, 5 downdog merkins
THE THANG: pick up two 2lb weights, run to stairs at FM COG, calf raises on steps x10, SSH x10, seal jacks x10, run through upper lot of COG to Confederate St, turn right down Forrest St, turn right down Academy St, run up steps to 2nd floor of COG to perform SSH x10, seal jacks x10, derkins on picnic tables x10, run down steps, drop 2lb weights at corner of Academy & Withers, run up Withers towards the Print Shop to complete 5 pull-ups and 5 toes to bar, run out of Print Shop and cut through lot of Craft Axe, down Academy St to go pick up your 2lb weights at corner of Academy & Withers… RINSE AND REPEAT 2 more times
MARY: LBCs, Broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash pickup, Stuff the bus, Bethel Serve
COT: :pray: back to school

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ROF 7-23

WARMUP: yes, 7 minutes
THE THANG: A cinder block board of pain
OH claps/Imp walkers
squats
shoulder taps
curls
clean and press (maybe not, could have been a dead lift)
LBCs
merkins
swings
man makers
OH press
high reps, running up and down the back hill, sometimes with the block
MARY: yes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: some
COT: yes

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Ice Cream Cones at Ballroom

WARMUP: SSH/Merks/Squats/LBCs/Imperial Walkers/Stretching/Cherry Pickers/Mosey
THE THANG: 11s w dual exercises at top and bottom (Merks/Squats and BigBoys/Plank Jax)
Cone work – Four Corners with 2 exercises at each corner- completed in Cadence.
Closed out with some Step ups,Dips, and Merkins.

MARY: 4 mins of Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: the Barry, Adopt a Highway, Blood Drive, Newsletter
COT: Prayers for Texas, Family transition, Health and Marital prayer.

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Arms & Legs So Bad It Still Hurts

<@UST30T7FF> and <@U01JUGK82TY> were Co-Q’s for the day. We decided to split it up by muscle groups. Ruby started first with arms and then Splinter took over with legs.
WARMUP: Warmup-y things.
THE THANG: Ruby’s 1/2:
Mosey to the playground for a all arms DORA. MOT is bear crawl 20 yards out and crawl bear 20 yards back to the playground, Exercises & Reps: At the swing set put your feet in the swing to get into a position to perform derkins, bring your knees to your chest while in plank position and then extend, then complete 1 derkin, that is 1 rep, partners complete 50reps, then 75 reps of a Merkin/ParkerPeter combo exercise, and then 100 reps of a WideArmMerkin/ShoulderTaps combo exercise. ARMS WERE BE SMOKED!!!
Splinter’s 1/2:
Indian Run 1 lap around WEP. Unfortunatly, becase Ruby killed us in the 1st half, we lost 60% of the PAX on the lap. Then we regrouped for some step-ups on the park benches, some calf raises then ran over to the hill. We lined up and raced up the hill not knowing what was going to be required of the winner and losers. Since there were 10 of us (to start) 1st Place did 1 more run up the hill and 100 squats, 2nd place 2 more runs up the hill and 90 squats, and so on. Second go round was 1st Place, 1 run up the hill and 100 lunges, 2nd place 2 more runs up the hill and 90 lunges and so on.
<@U035XDY7ABC> started talking to a guy at the top of the hill. He ended up EH’ing him on the spot to finish the last set and Mary. Welcome The Apostle.
MARY: 4 minutes of Mary
ANNOUNCEMENTS: The Sweaty Barry, Blood drive, Read Your Newsletter
COT: Welcome The Apostle

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Salsa & Merengue Dance Moves

Warmup:
SSH, Imperial Walkers, Windmills, Moroccan Night Clubs, and Strawberry Pickers then Mosey around the perimeter

The Thang:
1. Ballroom Blitz (AMRAP)
Set up 4 corners:
Corner 1 – 10 Merkins
Corner 2 – 20 Squats
Corner 3 – 30 LBCs
Corner 4 – 40 Step-back Lunges (20 each leg)
Run between corners; rinse and repeat for 2 Rounds.

2. Partner “Dance-Off” (10 mins)
Partner up for Dora-style work:
100 Carolina Dry Docks
200 Big Boy Sit-ups
300 Flutter Kicks (4-count)

MARY: American Hammers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Grad Q School

WARMUP: 5 Burpees, 20 SSH, 8 WM some stretching, covered our mission
THE THANG:
Mosey to benches, 10 of each Urkins, Dips, Dirkins x2 covered 5 core principles
Found some wall and had a seat, started going through Pax on why they first started coming out and why now. Started a run out the lines and back, 5 Burpees at each progressive parking row
Went to the circle, mini Dora, 50 Merkins, 75 BBS, 100 Squats, covered the Credo.
Over to the band lot, Suicides out to the 50, run out nur back, Hello Dolly’s at the 10’s yard line Last 50 yards called on Bald, he said cocaine bear crawls to the 30. Barry called broad jumps and merkins the last 30 yards.
Mosey back to COT and finish up the last of the PAX stories
MARY: Nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, 4th and Barry
COT: Remember the why.

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The “BERT”

WARMUP: Mosey to the track. 10 Imperial Walker. 10 Moroccan Nigh-clubs.
THE THANG:
The “BERT”. :fire: :hot_face:
• 50 Burpees
• 400 meter run
• 100 Merkins
• 400 meter run
• 150 Walking Lunges
• 400 meter run
• 200 Squats
• 400 meter run
• 150 Walking Lunges
• 400 meter run
• 100 Merkins
• 400 meter run
• 50 Burpees

MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 4th Convergence, Bethal Men’s, (running short on some supplies so reach out to Cake Boss if you can contribute) Splinter has an upcoming open house @ his new office. (Signature Beer Provided)
COT:

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No One Escapes Alcatraz Without Doing Hard Labor

Pulled in with 5 minutes to spare, unloaded the whiteboard of pain, and got ready to honor someone who fought harder than we ever will in a 45-minute workout.
Today’s beatdown was in memory of Kathleen “Mrs. Burns,” the M of F3 Puget Sound’s Burns, who courageously battled pancreatic cancer for 571 days before passing on August 21, 2022. The workout was built as a tribute to her strength, endurance, and spirit.

THE WOD: “Mrs. Burns” Tribute
(Goal: 5 rounds – Completed: 3 rounds IC)
Buy-In: Run ~0.35 miles (approx. 500M)
Each Round (x3):
– 20 Overhead Coupon Presses
– 20 Burpees
– 20 Curls
– 20 V-Ups
– 20 Goblet Squats
– 13 Man-Makers
– Run ~0.35 miles again

Team Grinder – The Block Chain:
– Stack all Cindy’s at the front
– Line up the PAX
– First HIM passes a block down the line
– Last HIM restacks it, moves to the back
– Repeat until every man has cycled through
– (Yes, it was slow. Yes, it burned. Yes, we’ll probably do it again.)

COT:
– Announcements, praises, and prayer
– Challenge: Carry more than just weight today—carry each other
– Wrapped with Coffeeteria at Tega Cay Deli because fellowship matters

Strong men showed up. Stronger reasons kept us going.
#MrsBurns #PushThroughThePain #F3Strong

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