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Snowman Celebrates America

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22 Mericans joined YHC at #Abyss for some stars and stripes work.
Disclaimer was disclaimed very well and everyone was clear on my style of “fun” so to get the party started we counted off by twos but since nobody remembers their number we did stars and stripes. Then YHC’s paintrain was opened up and each PAX that was a star was asked to carry a tire carcass and the stripes had to pick logs.

Mosey over to back track and get artistic by making a flag with coupons from paintrain. Wish YHC would have taken a picture of the magnificently heavy flag.

Circle up for some COP/warmup
SSH x 13
Circle of hump x 13

Everyone grab a partner and grab something heavy and make a lap around the track AFAP.

Circle back up for more COP
Suicide squats x 17
Hip slap x 50 (crowd pleaser)

Everyone grab a partner and grab something heavy again and make a lap around the track AFAP.

Last little bit of COP
13 Bropees with high five at the top of the jump.

Now we storm the beaches and charge the back hill in memory of all the great men and women that have died protecting our great country.

One partner grabs a machine gun, aka log, while the other partner grabs a ring of belt ammo for the partner’s machine gun, aka tire carcass, and charge up the hill AFAP.

Starting at the top of the hill, lunge walk down to the middle light then backward lunge walk to the bottom. Then crab walk back up the hill to the middle light then bear crawl up to the top.

Grab all the coupons and rumble down the hill back to the track circle for some ring toss fun.

Broke PAX into 7 fire team columns of 3-4 men each. Starting at the end by the playground first pax up will ring toss tire carcass towards other end of parking lot, then run to where the ring stopped and perform 3 Kraken Burpees. Next man up grabs ring and tosses then chasses and performs krakens and so on until the team reaches the other side. Nobody was seriously injured so we ramp up the difficulty and with it comes more excitement and maybe more danger, remember the disclaimer….Same rules as first trip down but now ring has to be tossed overhead. Now as you can imagine the level of chaos and confusion got pretty intense. I can’t imagine the horror of being in a firefight with my fellow men getting dropped and scattered from a rain of machine gun fire from a superior position. Guys were ducking from other tires being heaved and jumping over their teammates and even jumping over other guys that were not even on their team but somehow there tire rolled into their path so they had to jump over them too, It was mayhem. Nobody died and there were some pretty good laughs so we continued.
All the coupons and logs were then distributed around the oval track for the final exercise. Deep squat expedition was about to start. Everyone started at a coupon around the track. Every time you encountered a coupon in your path you had to stop and perform three deep squats. If there were two coupons side by side, you guessed it, six deep squats for the double coupon. continue around the track until one minute to Endex then jailbreak to COT leaving coupons at the track.

Count-A-Rama,
Name-A-Rama,
Announcements before ball of man for COT with an open moment for PAX to lift up prayers and praises.

Great job by all the men gutting out a physical fast paced good old fashioned American beatdown in celebration of our wonderful nation.

Thanks for the opportunity Copyright to lead and Funhouse for the accountability to get it blasted.

NMM
If anyone has any suggestions or recommendations or comments on how I can offer a better beatdown please let me know. DM me or hit me in the gloom, I would love to discuss. I know that we are very fortunate to be AO rich and have multiple options on where we post each day so I want to make sure I am delivering a beatdown that is worth you unfartsacking yourself for. I don’t think I am alone in striving to serve up a beatdown that checks all of the 3S2T and if anyone has any feedback good or bad let me have it brother. Hit me with the hard truth, I demand it, because we can’t get better unless we get truthful. Here is your chance to work on your Candor, deliver a hard truth to me and let’s discuss like men how to make it better for everyone. I want to represent this region right when I have the opportunity to guest Q downrange so help me make us look good. Get out of your comfort zone and put yourself out there to become a better leader, be vulnerable and learn from the mistakes and analyze the feedback. I can’t wait until next time and I hope you feel the same way.

Stay frosty my friends,
OLAF

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No Turkish Get Ups

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16 PAX met in the gloom for my KB VQ. I wasn’t sure how it would go, so I came overprepared. The Q scheduled couldn’t make it, and I managed to get it from Two Ferns before Royale, who wanted to do 45 minutes of Turkish get ups.

After a thorough disclaimer, we mosied around the parking lot with KBs.

COP
Good Mornings x 6
MNC x 10
Sun God’s x 30
LSS x 10

The Thang
Had PAX pair up for the board of modified DORA (see picture). Run/farmer carry was with KB around one of the islands. Everything else was from one island to the next and back. Bear crawls/crawl bears with KB were more brutal than anticipated. I think everyone almost made it to the squats.

Thanks Two Ferns for the opportunity to lead (and for letting me borrow the KB). Welcome FNG Ricky Bobby (speeding ticket story/works on cars).

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Return to The Tomahawk

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Always enjoy being asked to Q a workout, especially The Tomahawk.  It’s been a little while since I’ve Q’d there since I’ve been logging a bunch of miles for the #1000in2019 challenge.  My last workout there ended up being a discussion of my “best of” workout memories.  So, with this workout coming up, I wanted it to be one for the memory book.  Unfortunately, other priorities didn’t agree and I found myself last Wednesday morning with a impromtQ on my hands.

There I was standing by my lonesome in the gloom, questioning once again my decision of a pre-run.  Polaroid did not disappoint and provided someone to keep me honest and run, rather than catch a few extra zzz’s in the car.

The PAX rolled in and after the disclaimer we were off on a mosey around the parking lot, with some karaoke, toy soldiers, and dynamic stretching mixed in. We circled up for warm-ups and completed SSH, hillbilly walkers, seal jacks, mountain climbers, and cross cross jacks.

Mosey back to the pick up the bells for the Thang!  Mosey around the school, stopping at various locations for a veritable smorgasbord of pain…squats, wall sits/curls, lunge walks with pass through, swing crunches with Merkins, suicides, follow-the-leader through the pillars and around the basketball court, bear crawl with the bell, squat/curl/press, monkey humpers, flutter kicks with press, lawnmower pulls, overhead press, overhead tricep extensions, LBCs, and possibly a little bit more.

We ended back at the front of the school with a reverse pyramid of burpees (5…4…3…2…discussion of acceleration and doing so by getting outside of each of our own comfort zones…5 burpees)

Count-o-Rama, Name-o-Rama, announcements, prayers/praise, COT

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Memorial Day at CrowsNest

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Crows Nest – May 27, 2019

I was not sure how many Pax would show up for a Pre-Murph event, but I planned what I thought was a gentle workout before some Pax completed the Murph.

We started off with a run with some high knees, butt kickers, etc prior to the warm up.

Warm Up
Windmill x 10 IC
Produce Picker x 10 IC
SSH x 20 IC
Sun Gods x 10 (IC) each direction
Seal Jacks x 20 IC
Hillbillies x 15 IC
Imperial Squat Walkers x 15 IC
Merkin x 5 IC
Nolan Ryan x 10 (IC each direction)
Stretches

W.A.S.H.
50 Wide Arm Merkins
Run
100 American Hammers (count each side)
Run
150 Step Ups (unfortunately the benches were moved, so we did Rocky Balboa’s)
Run
200 Hydraulic Squats

Once we wrapped up with the W.A.S.H. we bear crawled. Using the island as a place marker we performed one burpee for one tree, two burpees for two trees and so forth.

With a few minutes to spare we ran to COT for some Mary.

Mary:
Captain Thor (Big Boy Sit up x 4 American Hammers)

A special thank you for Mysterio who took us out with a moment of silence, followed by a prayer.

Aye,
Radar

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Dancin’ at the Ballroom with the topic of Mentorship

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10 bootcampers and 2 runners for a total of 12 got out of the fart sack to get better.  This morning all three Fs were in action to get better.  This morning we focused the conversation on one area which included the theme of mentorship. Discussion included:
  • Recognition that we have something to offer and we have to resist the idea that we don’t or we don’t have time.
  • Quickbooks suggest a great read “As Iron Sharpens Iron” which is a book split between the mentors and menthe’s perspective
  • We recognized the mentors show up and don’t have to be there which makes them special (unlike a parent that is always there… from a child’s perspective
Before we launched we did a little stretching… Broga Style
Mosey up the parking lot a few meters and lined up in three lines for some back and forth with run, power skip, side shuffle while the line is doing squats, mountain climbers, SSH.
Mosey to Football field to celebrate the the 28th day of the month.
  • 5 yard increments 1,2,3…reps up to 28
  • Bear crawl between 5s all the way down the field and back
  • Exercises CDDs, Squats, Seal Claps
  • Run after each cycle back to end zone and back
Mosey to wall for wall work
5 min of MARY
It was an honor to lead
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Sea Legs?

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We ran.  The end.  Actually…on a steamy May morning, myself and 4 other Pax defeated the Fart Sack King, laced up our running shoes, put on our reflective vests and strapped on our headlamps for a run at Sea Legs(also known as the Abyss).  Disclaimer was given and we moseyed.

We started behind the school and wrapped around till we hit the intersection into McDowell Park.  We did a straight shot to the rear lake then headed back to COT where I had cones ready for us in the parking lot.  We did 3x Suicide Drills, then we did 3x sprints from light post to light post.

With 12 minutes left on the clock we finished with track work in the back.

Prayers for sick and injured Pax and homeless children.  Thanks to Hauschka for the opportunity to lead!

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F3 Dads in The Fort, Lake Wylie – Taking it a step further . . .

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Several men have mentioned how they want their boys to be able to connect with other boys of similar mindset or stay out of trouble for the summer. We may see other men in the gloom and talk about our boys, but may not always have time to connect with other PAX and their 2.0 or may want to but just haven’t. This is an F3 Dad’s event as an F2 event. Here is an opportunity foryou . . .

Calling all PAX with 11-12 year old boys! As an Fellowship opportunity for you to connect with your son and with other Dads and sons in a similar stage of life, come to Wendy’s and hang out with us! (change of start of location from Allison Park due to weather).

Benefit: semi-controlled 11-12 year old boy hang out time, connection with PAX, a relaxing evening, and seeing your boy(s) connect with others.

Location: Wendy’s on 160/Pleasant/Sutton in front of Harris Teeter 

Date: Saturday, June 8 at 6:30-8:00 p.m.

Activities:

Hanging out, socialization, games, Frosty’s, and eating if you want.

We look forward to seeing you!

Straight Up!, Yoshi and Hardwood and his 2.0

If you have questions, DM me (Straight Up!) on Twitter

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Ring of Fire Edition: Pantheon

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Serendipity:

/ˌserənˈdipədē/ noun 
the occurrence and development of events by chance in a happy or beneficial way.

Had been thinking about pulling the #RingofFire out of my bag of tricks recently and low and behold, last Friday there began some chatter about this very #TBQ beatdown style I think at Slowburn??  Zima got the credit who in turn gave me the credit who in turn admitted everything is borrowed from someone else.
Dynamic warm up of running laps with buttkickers, karaoke,  and some others.
The Thang:
Set up.  8 cones set 20 yards from the center in a circle equidistant.  Each cone has exercise on it.  Do exercise, bear crawl to center, complete 10 Cinder Block Burpees, run out to next cone.  Rinse/Repeat until made your way around circle.
  • 80 CB Burpees
  • 160 yards of bear crawls
  • 30 lunge
  • 30 plank punch
  • 15 merkin
  • 30 Mountain Climber
  • 25 Carolina Dry Dock
  • 25 X and O
  • 25 Squats
  • 25 Freddy Mercury

We finished off with  6 Minutes of Mary.  Great #smoker today.  Half shell was the man and led the whole way.  Zima and I carried the water for the #soccerarm contingent

 

Aye!

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Partner Work at the Coop

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To say I was excited to lead at the Coop for the first time since since handing the Shovel Flag off to Punchlist would be an understatement.

After a brief disclaimer off we went on a mosey past the pull up bars and around the bus loop and circled up. Standard warm up with a couple things mixed in. Shoutout CSPAN for the flutter kick warmup. Also introduced the PAX to a sleeping hillbilly. Laying down on your side, just perform a hillbilly walker on one side, flap jack.

Next we partnered up for the substantive portion of the work. Starting at the bottom of the hill, we wheelbarrowed up the hill alternating after every tree, doing merkins at each tree. The blackout effect has me forgetting if it were 15 or 20.

Mosey back down the hill for a head fake by YHC. Instead of another wheelbarrow, we lunge walked up the hill stopping at each tree for 25 squats. #jellolegs

Regroup at the top for a princess tea party which consists of hand clap merkins and then a people’s chair up against your partner’s back.

A Q at the Coop isn’t complete without a trip at the pull-up bars. Hold a wall sit while each PAX does 3 pull-ups and then holds a plank. Started on the ends and wait 2 at a time. After the last one, regroup and start from the middle and each PAX does 5 knees to chest/toes to bar.

After a short mosey to COT for some abs.

Thanks for PL for the opportunity even if he was too scared to stay in town for this Q.

 

Wegmans

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Laces Out – The Bear Prep Edition

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4 men joined me today for an awesome 6 mile tour of some hills around Fort Mill. Why not with The Bear around the corner?

A disclaimer was given, as well as a safety check. We warmed up around the lot and we were off. Whenever Vuvu shows up, and I am the Q, I know I will be leading from the back. He put it to us on Tuesday and challenged the pace again today, although mainframe was the rabbit, as he usually is.

Great group today, albeit small. What I love about running is you never know who you will be spending time with and  getting to know better.  For me, today it was Spud. A true #HIM. We mostly talked about The Journey. What it has meant to him and what it might could mean for me. We realized there was a reason God had us running together today. I love that. All 3 Fs were hit.

Anchorman and Barry were missed.

This was the route-

left on Munn, right on Harris, right on Sutton, left on Richard’s Xing, right on Front, right on 160, right on Sutton

It is a keeper.

Thanks for the opportunity to lead.

RT out

 

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