Hung out with the one and only Bitcoin. Observed some half assed burpees. They were so bad that I felt obliged to walk away rather than perform any burpees myself.
WARMUP:
– SSH
– Squat
– Cherry Picker
– Mountain Climbers
– Imperial walker
– Wind Mill
THE THANG 1:
Mosey to Bottom hill (entrance) to select a coupon
Exercise, sprint, plank, 6 inches, jog:
– 10 curls
– 10 curls, 10 overhead
– 10 curls, 10 overhead, 10 sqts
– 10 curls, 10 overhead, 10 sqts, 10 tri
– 10 overhead, 10 sqts, 10 triceps
– 10 sqts, 10 triceps
– 10 triceps
Railroad Tracks up hill to parking lot.
THE THANG 2:
Partner up for Catch Me If You Can:
– 20 SSH and toy soldiers
– 20 LBCs and lunges
THE THANG 3 – Team Free Throws
Pax split into 2 teams.
Alternating team members take a turn attempting a free throw.
Round 1
– Make it and the opposing team does 3 Bobby Hurleys.
– Miss it and the shooter’s team does 3 Bobby Hurleys while the shooter does 3 burpees.
Round 2 – We upped the stakes
– Make it and the opposing team does 3 burpees while the shooter’s team does 3 Bobby Hurleys
– Miss it and the shooter’s team does 3 burpees while the opposing team does 3 Bobby Hurleys
Between the 2 rounds (24 shots), only ONE was drained. Yikes.
MARY:
– American Hammers
– LBCs
– Chopsticks
– Rosalitas
Great work by all!
WARMUP: Uber fast windmills, SSHs, ground work
THE THANG: waiter carries, burpee chase, a lot of wall work, an accumulator was started.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read your news letter
COT:
WARMUP: 10 Each SSH, Cherry pickers, windmills, Moroccan Night Clubs
THE THANG: 11’s on the hill behind Harris Teeters Bomb Jacks and Burpees. Moseyed back to the parking and did 3 rounds of 4 corners. Big boys, LBC’s, Flutters, and American hammers.
MARY: 1 round
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Battle Bot leading 420 burpee’s on 4/20
COT:had to be there
WARMUP: SSH, Abe Vigoda, Cherry Pickers, Mosey, bob & weave through traffic pylons. @Fogerty sighting
THE THANG: Stack of F3 cards, select two, do the exercise, run, rinse & repeat, Queen of Spades last card drawn for 25 burpees.
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: See your newsletter
COT: Family & Health
WARMUP: Bit of a mosey and short COP with mumblechatter from Bonsai on the Qs Disclaimer. No, it wasn’t perfect. It also wasn’t missed entirely (except you Bonsai).
THE THANG: Two sets of accumulator series 5x / 10x / 15x /20x / 25x with bear crawls or crawl bears in between. one series was all lower body, one all core. along the way we did a conga line mosey weaving through all the posts of the carpool awning at the school.
MESSAGE: Workout and message today were geared around life not moving in a straight line. it hasn’t for me in career, fitness, faith, marriage, finances, etc. there have been ups and downs and twists and turns. too often I fall into the trap of blaming myself or someone else for the downticks when in fact that’s just part of the journey. and in fact it’s those downticks when I have the most to learn and grow. so take the attitude about the #Suck from the Gloom and apply it to the #Suck in the rest of your life — Embrace It!
thanks for the invite Triple Lindy and the AKA spirit Funhouse and pax! always an honor to lead.
COT: It was Day 2 of AKA and we had a great showing and energy level. some new faces (FITS) and some welcome kotters (Naked and Afraid).
WARMUP: Hillbilly Walkers, Moroccan Night Club, Windmill, Toy Soldier, Karaoke, Down Dog, Honeymooner, Soccer Hip Thingy
THE THANG: Jack Webb Theme ×8
Dry People – Peter Parker Mercury – Seal Humpers – Calf Merkins – Low Slow LBC – Overhead Rosalitas – 8 1 Ros, 4 OH
Broga: Child’s Pose, Cat/Cow, Downdog, HoneyMooner, On back – Stretch – Curve L/R
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
WARMUP:
Mozy to the wall
SSH
Low Slow Squat
CDD and chill
THE THANG:
Balls to the wall
It was at this point Sasquatch joined us
10 handstand pushups OYO
People’s chair
10 wall squats
Balls to the wall
10 handstand pushups OYO
20 burpees
mozy to roundabout
bear crawl around roundabout
20 burpees – to control the amount of chatter. There are people sleeping in those apartments ya know.
A2G (deep squat) for the 6
mozy to second roundabout
bear crawl around roundabout. Turns out this one is bigger. Who knew?
Olaf joined the group
20 more burpees to keep em quiet
Plank for the 6
mozy back to first roundabout
crab walk around
Plank for the 6
Mozy back to Red Bowl
3 corners, 10 reps each:
1) Big Boys and 2count Flutters
2) Burpees!!
3) Jump Squats and Bomb Jacks
The pattern was 1, 2, 3, 2, 1, 2, 3, 2, etc.
Funhouse joined us somewhere in here
MARY:
Flutters, Peter Parkers, and LBCs
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Men’s shelter next week – Battle Bot
Blood Drive – 3D
Cannoli run
New 3rd F on Wednesdays – Kaiser
4/20 Partake – Battle Bot
Download “In Love While Parenting” App. It’s free – Olaf
COT:
WARM UP:
Imperial walkers
Wind mills
Cherry pickers
THE THING:
Mosey across the breeze way to the middle of the track. I had cones setup approximately 25 feet apart.
Round 1 – shuttle run
With a timer set the goal is to make from one cone to the other before the timer goes off. If you miss the timer you must do 3 kraken burpees and jump back in
Timer
5 rounds of 20sec
5 rounds of 18sec
5 rounds of 16sec
5 rounds of 14sec
5 rounds of 12sec
10 rounds of 10sec
10 rounds of 9sec – this is where it really strayed to get hard
10 rounds of 8sec
10 rounds of 7sec – this was as far as we could make it and Old Bay was the only one.
Round 2 The tail of Ouroboros
There are 4 pax, we all start at opposite ends of the tracks
Run around the track if you tag some one they drop and do 2 burpees
Old bay was the victor of the day.
Announcements and Praise & Prayers
Off to coffeeria
WARMUP:
Quick mosey, SSH, Moroccan night clubs, windmills, low slow squats, low slow merkins
THE THANG:
7 reps of the following:
Hand release merkin
Squats
4 count calf raise
Pull ups
Knee raises
Over the shoulder sandbag toss
Diamond merkins
Run down the hill to the stop sign, NUR back
We did 4 rounds of this with some life testimony in between rounds.
MARY: 3 minutes of broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Manion WOD
COT: 5th core principle
Tinsel OUT!