Smokin Duo Running Around Massey

We paired up with a partner to run with depending on your current speed and endurance. We pushed and listened to each other to strengthen our minds and soul with various ranges of miles between 3 to 5 miles depending on the running duo you were part of. Great and safe place to express your burdens.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read your newsletter
COT: Prayers and Praises

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Rosie needs a cigarette afterwards

WARMUP: ImpWalkers, ChPickers, WMills, HBWalkers… mosey to track/ endzone, then the Motivator, Down-Dog

THE THANG:

R.1: EZ-50 yard line pax choice of
– Fireman’s Drag (swap at 25)
– Piggy-Back
– Cocaine Bear crawl (2 merkins at each 5-yd. Line)
@50:
– IC: 10 Hello Ladies, 20 Plank-Jacks
– OYO: 30 BigBoiz, 40 Heel-taps
– CBCrawl back to EZ

Intermission: “The Violator” (corner to center of Field goal posts) -if unfamiliar, this is a bent-over-row, using partner‘s body weight… Done in caterpillar fashion (similar to cheese grater).

R.2: EZ-50 pax choice:
– Sparrow Runs (back to back: 1 pax carries other… who performs Rosalita during the ride)
– Walking Lunges
@50:
– IC: 40 AmHammers, 30 Gas Pumpers
– OYO: 20 LBC, 10 DyCockroaches
Return to EZ… same MoT

R.3: up & down bleachers till ~5:55

MARY: Pax- Derived Ab-Lab

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter stuff

COT: yes

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Broga at the Yard

WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Pickers, Slow Merkins, Windmill, Mosey
THE THANG: 4 corners that were actually a straight line
Lunges, Shoulder taps, good mornings, BBS, Slow Merkins, glute bridges, squat to calf raise, grave diggers, Freddy Mercurys, bear crawl, SSH, Imperial Walkers out of sync, slow squats
Broga
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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ChatGPT Wrote It, Your Quads Regret It

WARMUP:
– Windmills – 10 IC
– Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
– Arm Circles – 10 IC
– Overhead Claps – 25 IC
– Mosey to the larger parking lot

THE THANG:
Part 1: Dora 1-2-3 – Partner up
– 100 Merkins
– 200 LBCs
– 300 Air Squats
– While one partner worked, the other ran a 50-yard shuttle.

Part 2: Four Corners – AMRAP
PAX took on each corner with intensity:
– 10 Burpees
– 20 Bonnie Blairs
– 30 Plank Jacks
– 40 Flutter Kicks (4-count)

Part 3: Jack Webb
1 Merkin to 4 Air Presses, all the way up to 5:20.

Mosey back to COT

MARY:
Worst Worst LBC – 10 IC
Fire Hydrants – 10 IC Right Leg
Fire Hydrants – 10 IC Left Leg

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Blood Drive
– Cannoli Run
– Read your news letter

COT:
Prayers and praises, This was done C-Span Style everyone shared.

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Youngest Q in the Fort

Tapout’s 2nd Q
WARM UP
Play “We Will Rock You”
When it says “We will, do a squat
When it says “Rock you” do a burpee
And every other beat do an overhead clap
Mosey
Down the road to the bus entrance
THE REAL WORKOUT
Run to the 2nd pole and do 10 Merkens and run
back to the first pole and do 10 LBCs. Then run 2
poles up for 10 merkens, and one pole back for 10
LBCs. Repeat
IF WE HAVE EXTRA TIME
Run to the football field and do the same thing but
when you get to each 10 yard line do 10 bomb jacks
and when you come back do 10 squats
GO TO COT
Count OFF
Name-O-Rama
Announcements
Prayers and Praises
Tapout’s Prayer

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This Shirt Stinks

11 men toured the Ranch this morning to get a full body beatdown. The workout received the shirtless Change Order seal of approval, so pretty good start to the day. Here’s what we did.

Warm Up
– 10 Low Slow Squats (IC)
– 10 Imperial Walkers (IC)
– 10 SSHs (IC)

The Thang
Mosey to the front of SMS
– 20 Squats, Lap
– 20 Squats, 20 Merkins, Lap
– 20 Squats, 20 Merkins, 20 American Hammers

Mosey to the back of SMS
– 20 Forward Arm Circles (IC)
– 20 Backward Arm Circles (IC)
– 20 Seal Claps (IC)
– 20 Overhead Claps (IC)

Mosey to the back of SES
– 20 Flutter Kicks, Lap
– 20 Flutter Kicks, 20 Alternating Shoulder Taps, Lap
– 20 Flutter Kicks, 20 Alternating Shoulder Taps, 20 Burpees

Mosey to car loop
– 20 Wall Lunges
– 20 Wall LBCs (IC)
– 10 Australian Mountain Climbers (IC)

Mosey to picnic tables
– 20 Calf Raises (IC)
– 10 Derkins (IC)
– 20 Dips (IC)

Mosey to bus loop
– 20 Bombjacks, Lap
– 20 Bombjacks, 20 Wide Arm Merkins, Lap
– 20 Bombjacks, 20 Wide Arm Merkins, 20 Butterfly Sit-ups

Mosey to alley
– Wall Sits and 10 Merkins each
– 10 Dirty Hook-ups (hands) IC
– 10 Dirty Hook-ups (feet) IC

Mosey to COT
– 10 Boxcutters (IC)
– 10 Reverse Boxcutters (10)
– 10 Pretzel Crunches

NMM
How many of us have said something we wish we could take back? I know I’ve burned bridges and hurt feelings because I didn’t control my words. It happens, but we should strive to reduce the frequency by being slow to anger and biting our tongues. Words have the power to build or break. You can’t take back toxic talk and bitter babble. “Those who guard their mouths and their tongues keep themselves from calamity” – Proverbs 21:33.

Let’s keep that in mind when frustrated at work or when arguing with loved ones. What has been said cannot be unsaid. Sometimes silence is best.

Aye!
IJ

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Ladder with lots of Merlin’s

WARMUP:
10 overhead claps
10 Moroccan nightclubs
10 cherry pickers
THE THANG:
Run to each station complete the exercise at each station and return
Round 1 ladder
1 – burpee
10 Merkins
10 shoulder taps
10 flutter kicks
10 squat jumps
10 plank jacks
10 mountain climbers
10 American Hammers

Repeat for round 2 with 20 of each exercise
Repeat for round 3 with 30 of each exercise

Merkins total 300
Shoulder taps total 250
Flutter kicks total 200
Squat jumps total 150
Plank jacks total 100
Mountain climbers 50

MARY:
10 piston crunches each leg
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
AI seminar on Friday
Cannoli run on Saturday

COT:

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Bald Wod at The Creek

WARMUP:
SSH – 30, Windmill – 10, Moroccan NC – 10, Broga
THE THANG:
Round 1: 20 Merkins, 20 LBC’s, 20 Squats – Run lap
20 Dips, 20 BB, 20 Monkey Humpers – Run Lap
20 SSH, 20 Lunge (10 E/L), 20 Incline M – Run Lap
Round 2: All of the above, increasing to 30 reps
Round 3: All of the above, increasing to 40 reps
MARY: No, worked out until 6am
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes, too many to type
COT: Always

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1Minute per Year

WARMUP: Burpee, cherry picker, imperial walker, mosey through cones
THE THANG: on the hill: 1 double count merkin, mosey down, 9 double count merkin, mosey up, 7 double count merkin, mosey down, 9 double count merkin, mosey up; parking lot lights poles: MOT to be chosen from toy soldier, lunge walk, bear craw, karaoke, side squat lunge; exercise to be chosen from: big boy, merkin, mountain climbers, flutter kicks, Freddie Mercury, plank jack, monkey humper; all 10 count in cadence; end with Airborne hip workout lead by Harry
MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: share, pray, accelerate

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