Tax Day Cometh

WARMUP: SSH, Stretch, Nightclubs, Merks, Squats, Seal Jax, LBCs
THE THANG: Board of Pain- 5 exercises 5/10/15 reps – taking a lap between sets. SSH, Squats, Merks, BBs, Plank Jax and Lunges.
7’s Hillwork: (Merks and squats)bottom with LBCs and Plank Jax at top.
MARY: None
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel Men’s May 7th, May Ruck CSAUP, Litter Pickup June 6th, Tortoise and Hare…
COT: Prayers for mental health, marriages, health, Healing, and jobs.

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King of the Ring – Modified Bert Style

WARMUP: SSH, Moroccan NC, Big Arm Circles
THE THANG: We did a modified Bert
25 Burpees
Run 400mm
50 merkins
Run 800mm
75 lunges
Run 1200mm
100 squats
Run 1600mm

Go back down the ladder

No one finished but @UN6PTD007 made it the furthest by completing the 2nd 1200mm run before time ran out.
MARY: big boys, LBCs, Freddy Mercury’s,
Box cutters, flutters, American Hanmers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Tortoise and the Hare, Bethel (let’s stop giving @U083QU67RF0 a panic attacks the day before serving by signing up for service earlier) Overnight Ruck
COT: prayers for health, travel, graduations and marriages

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Unlit lights

WARMUP: yes! Absolutely it was windy and cold. We would mosey and then wall sit dor everybody to catch up. As soon as the last guy arrived and sat down against the wall we were up and running again to another random location. Bonsai openly wondered if that was all I had planned. We did it for so long.

THE THANG: truth is: when I Q a moderate I often see who is present and budget our workout accordingly. In the spirit of a moderate, I kept all the counts to 10 or under and the mileage limited. These guys are strong.

The main portion was built around light poles and additive work. We were doing merkins and squats, adding an additional rep each light pole

At pole six and pole nine we stopped even though the lights weren’t on. I made a reference to how some men in our community are like those light poles: present but their light has gone out. Being among F3 guys is like standing in a well lit parking lot. A ton of dudes on fire accelerating.

But are we invigorating male community leadership if we don’t continue to reach out to those guys whose light has dimmed? The sad clowns among us need F3!

So, at every light pole we came across that was out—we did six merkins and nine squats. Turns out there are a lot of light poles at this AO in need of new bulbs or more power. I’m not sure what the metaphor is for sad clowns needing a new bulb or more power, but let’s keep working on EHING them and we can ask after their fifth or sixth post.

Closed with Bulgarian split squats, core work, and some mobility that is always a crowd favorite

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Tour of Pleasant Knoll


WARMUP:
The warmup was SSH, Windmills, Imperial Walkers and Hillbilly Walkers
THE THANG: The tour started in the courtyard with Inclined Merkins, step ups and squats…then we proceeded to the blacktop area where we did American hammers, shoulder taps and LBC's with a lap around the blacktop area for 4 rounds….then we Lunged to the Johnny Pump….ran to the bridge and wall sat while one person at a time did burpees….then we ran up the hill to tje front benches where we did SSH, Mt Climbers and Derkins…even threw in some Bulgarian split squats for Bandcamp even though he wasnt there….we ended with a run around the front parking lot and Ended with COT
MARY: flutters and Freddy mercuries
ANNOUNCEMENTS: had to leave before announcements
COT: Prayers and praises

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All in cadence?

WARMUP:
Moroccan nightclubs, windmills, cherry pickers, hillbilly walkers
Mosey/karaoke around bus loop, stoping for inclined merkins and then calf raises on the curb
Grab a cinder block and shuffle down to the school in the back for 4 corners
5 manmakers every time you get back to the middle
Corners are: 20 thrusters, 15 Cindy swings, 20 2-hand upright rows, 15 goblet squats
THE THANG:
Drop cinder blocks back off and then do an abbreviated Hightower on our way to the end zone of the football field

The rest is all called in cadence:
Interlink arms and lunge walk, stop after 4 count, perform exercises, then lunge walk again, exercise, lunge walk, exercise, lunge walk, etc. below are the stops
mike Tyson’s
Freddy mercury
squats
Ranger merkins
Lbc
Carolina dry docks
Low slow squats
Wide arm merkins
American hammers

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Unlit lights

WARMUP: yes! Absolutely it was windy and cold. We would mosey and then wall sit dor everybody to catch up. As soon as the last guy arrived and sat down against the wall we were up and running again to another random location. Bonsai openly wondered if that was all I had planned. We did it for so long.

THE THANG: truth is: when I Q a moderate I often see who is present and budget our workout accordingly. In the spirit of a moderate, I kept all the counts to 10 or under and the mileage limited. These guys are strong.

The main portion was built around light poles and additive work. We were doing merkins and squats, adding an additional rep each light pole

At pole six and pole nine we stopped even though the lights weren’t on. I made a reference to how some men in our community are like those light poles: present but their light has gone out. Being among F3 guys is like standing in a well lit parking lot. A ton of dudes on fire accelerating.

But are we invigorating male community leadership if we don’t continue to reach out to those guys whose light has dimmed? The sad clowns among us need F3!

So, at every light pole we came across that was out—we did six merkins and nine squats. Turns out there are a lot of light poles at this AO in need of new bulbs or more power. I’m not sure what the metaphor is for sad clowns needing a new bulb or more power, but let’s keep working on EHING them and we can ask after their fifth or sixth post.

Closed with Bulgarian split squats, core work, and some mobility that is always a crowd favorite

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Tour of Pleasant Knoll


WARMUP:
The warmup was SSH, Windmills, Imperial Walkers and Hillbilly Walkers
THE THANG: The tour started in the courtyard with Inclined Merkins, step ups and squats…then we proceeded to the blacktop area where we did American hammers, shoulder taps and LBC's with a lap around the blacktop area for 4 rounds….then we Lunged to the Johnny Pump….ran to the bridge and wall sat while one person at a time did burpees….then we ran up the hill to tje front benches where we did SSH, Mt Climbers and Derkins…even threw in some Bulgarian split squats for Bandcamp even though he wasnt there….we ended with a run around the front parking lot and Ended with COT
MARY: flutters and Freddy mercuries
ANNOUNCEMENTS: had to leave before announcements
COT: Prayers and praises

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All in cadence?

WARMUP:
Moroccan nightclubs, windmills, cherry pickers, hillbilly walkers
Mosey/karaoke around bus loop, stoping for inclined merkins and then calf raises on the curb
Grab a cinder block and shuffle down to the school in the back for 4 corners
5 manmakers every time you get back to the middle
Corners are: 20 thrusters, 15 Cindy swings, 20 2-hand upright rows, 15 goblet squats
THE THANG:
Drop cinder blocks back off and then do an abbreviated Hightower on our way to the end zone of the football field

The rest is all called in cadence:
Interlink arms and lunge walk, stop after 4 count, perform exercises, then lunge walk again, exercise, lunge walk, exercise, lunge walk, etc. below are the stops
mike Tyson’s
Freddy mercury
squats
Ranger merkins
Lbc
Carolina dry docks
Low slow squats
Wide arm merkins
American hammers

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Bam Bam Board of Pain

WARMUP: Moroccan Night Club, Windmills, Side Straddle Hops
THE THANG: Over Head Press, KB Swings w/Block ,Merkins, Big Boy Situps w/Press, Curls,Squats w/Blocks.
MARY: LBC’S, Hello Dolly’s and other core exercises to name a few.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: Prayer for Uhaul family

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