Running with scissors

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WARMUP: listening to Twister talk
THE THANG: running and listening to Twister talk
MARY: was listening to Twister talk
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes, official (corporate was present)
COT: yes, pre and post

Welcome FNG, Shaqaroni

Looks like we made it,

Barry Manilow

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music cat calls and quadzilla

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WARMUP: Mosey to firehouse. Moroccan night club, windmill, hill billy walkers. Merkins, downward dog and honey mooner
THE THANG: jog to hill by glclub house with some pain stations plus bear crawled around pickleball courts. At hill partner runs hill while other partner does exercise with rocks. Curls, overhead press, goblins squats, clean and press. Jog to hill by COT with pain stations. At hill 4 rounds of quadzilla, one buy out of 10 burbes.
MARY: one round of Moby with merkins when he said down held until up.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read news letter.
COT: prayers for those in need

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Memorial Day continuation

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WARMUP: mosey with ssh and merkins
THE THANG: Modified combination of the Danny Dietz and Matthew Axleson hero wods. Lots of running. Lots of reps.
MARY: only a little
ANNOUNCEMENTS: some
COT: yes

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East side no shows

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WARMUP:
THE THANG:

If you weren’t then you don’t know.

Cyclopse and I decided to save the wienkie and ruck instead. Great conversation with shieldlock.

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Enter The Snake Pit Hurricane

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12 pax entered the eye of the storm and got better. Welcome FNG’s Grogu and Binford!

<@U072Z2Z380L> brought out FNG Binford because of tools or something along those lines. :clap:

<@U076RS8F1DG> brought out his 2.0 FNK Grogu who can outrun all us old guys. :tada:

<@UST30T7FF> was on-deck after running 2,000 miles or something like that. :man-running:

<@U01NGHPR2HW> was blinding us with science and his shirt. :tshirt:

<@U083QU67RF0> still looks like Radar from M.A.S.H. to me. Nothing wrong with that. :hospital:

<@U5KBYSF6Y> was doing his best hair impression of Conan O’Brien :haircut:

<@U061P7HUFRR> was advertising for the next 2nd F event and for pizza next time. :pizza:

<@U076RS8F1DG> was holding the flag during COT and lead his family by bringing his 2.0. :us:

<@U01ABNC7YLU> was ready to sweep the leg at any moment :martial_arts_uniform:

<@UN6PTD007> was the king as always. :crown:

That’s my report. It has been submitted to the master of puppets and the sandman in charge.

Thrill is gone.

COT:
Bethel men’s shelter
Tortoise and Hare
Varsity going to one hour at 0500

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Slow Cookin’

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WARMUP: Disclaimer and mosey around the Lowes campus. Circle up in about the middle of the parking lot for COP

THE THANG:
COP (all in cadence)
SSH x 20, windmill x 10, squat x 20, merkin x 7/hold/drop to elbows/regular to mountain climber x 15/hold/elbows, LBC x 20, small and large arm circles CW and CCW

Mosey to the parking lot lines and form a single line along one line. Lunge walk to the opposite side and do a burpee ladder from 1-5. Repeat the ladder backwards with backward lunging.

Mosey to the grassy hill by the gas station for Jacob’s ladder. 5 reps up the hill with bombjacks at the top counting to 5

Retrun to the parking lot and pair up. Wheelbarrow about 20 yards and do 10 partner merkins (handclaps). Flapjack and return to the start. Rinse and repeat

Circle up for the <@UJGS2BBQD> killer hip routine (7 reps ea).

MARY:
Flutter kicks x 15, pretzel crunch x 10L/10R, Rosalita x 15, Superman hold x 3

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Sign up for Ft Mill Care Center Lawn Duty. It’s summertime and the grass is growing. Get a partner and get it done – easy duty. Tortoise and Hare this weekend and Hog and Coyote (Rock Hill) next weekend for you CSAUP enthusiasts. Read your newsletter!

COT:
Prayers for family traveling, praise for young children’s birthdays.

Each AO has a distinct vibe. Slow Burn has a relaxed vibe because it’s well-lit, it’s moderate, which encourages (I think) more mumble chatter, and it’s on Fridays so the Pax are excited for the weekend ahead. It’s usually a fun workout and even more fun to Q it. I enjoyed the Q this morning, and I met some guys today in person, who I have only seen on Slack video (<@U07LMG5PDQU>, <@U08BNRBQ9D1>). The pax were in good spirits, and it was a pleasure to lead them. The rain stayed at bay, but we did have <@U08G28Z7E> today (see how I did that). Thank you again, <@U04M7P605SM> for the invite, and I look forward to the next one.

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Triangle of Trust (TOT)

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WARMUP: Mozy around the parking lot followed by Moroccan Night Clubs, Merkins, CDDs
THE THANG: Slowzy to the closed dental office and formed a plank line. Completed 4 plank jacks, dips, shoulder taps, and Supermans. Side shuffle and repeat for 8 reps, then 16, then 32.
We moved to the wall and enjoyed the light rain with seated Jack Webbs. Everyone assumed the wall sit position for overhead claps followed by merkins. 4 OC/1 Merkin, 8/2, 12/3,…40/10. Quick walk to get our legs back underneath us then back to the wall for wall sits. First person bear crawled out for 5 CDD and bear crawled back for the next person to go. Next round was monkey humpers then we switched to BTW for a rotating 10 count.
Walked to the drainage area to pick out a rock of your own choosing for 7s to Dogtopia and back. Overhead presses and dips were the exercises. YHC is nursing a bum leg and did LBCs and flutters during the run portion of the 7s.
With limited time left we returned to drop off the rocks and did 20 triceps presses. To balance our arms out, we did 20 curls before returning the rocks unharmed.
MARY: Nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Upcoming events
COT: TOT (Triangle of Trust) turned into a LOT (line of trust) when Grassy needed to leave. Prayers and praises from both Pax remaining.

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The Time is Always Now

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WARMUP: methodical
SSH
1 burpee
Windmill
2 burps
IW
3 burps
HW
4 burps
J-Lo
5 burps

Farmers carry

https://medium.com/@danjohn84123/humane-burpee-342d0054a13f
Finished with swing sequence to hit 100 total
5 swings
5 America swings
5 swings
5 swing squats
5 swings

Farmers carry

12 halos
10 split squats
Bear crawl the hill with the bell
12 halos
10 split squats

Waiter’s carry

3 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHj1DVQSau2/?igsh=MXZhMjY4MGZlcHltbA== each side
(Couple of rounds)

3 dead lift
3 goblet squats
3 swings
SPRINT the hill
(Couple of rounds)

Farmers carry

4 clean to squat
4 thrusters
4 swings
4 rows right
4 rows left
8 merkins
(Couple of rounds)

5 burpee snatches each side to close out

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Bethel service next week
Tortoise and Hare
Suplex has a long term EH coming to the Yard tomorrow

COT:
https://f3nation.com/get-right is never over because “The Time is Always Now.”

If something isn’t solid in your world, what are you gonna do about it? The time is now.
Put aside your ego, doubts, fears, worry, hesitations, past, limiting beliefs, and get started. The time is now.
You know what needs to be done. Gentlemen, the time is now.

“There is never a time in the future in which we will work out our salvation. The challenge
is in the moment, the time is always now.”
—James Baldwin

Grateful to share the gloom with you this morning

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