Rosie needs a cigarette afterwards

WARMUP: ImpWalkers, ChPickers, WMills, HBWalkers… mosey to track/ endzone, then the Motivator, Down-Dog

THE THANG:

R.1: EZ-50 yard line pax choice of
– Fireman’s Drag (swap at 25)
– Piggy-Back
– Cocaine Bear crawl (2 merkins at each 5-yd. Line)
@50:
– IC: 10 Hello Ladies, 20 Plank-Jacks
– OYO: 30 BigBoiz, 40 Heel-taps
– CBCrawl back to EZ

Intermission: “The Violator” (corner to center of Field goal posts) -if unfamiliar, this is a bent-over-row, using partner‘s body weight… Done in caterpillar fashion (similar to cheese grater).

R.2: EZ-50 pax choice:
– Sparrow Runs (back to back: 1 pax carries other… who performs Rosalita during the ride)
– Walking Lunges
@50:
– IC: 40 AmHammers, 30 Gas Pumpers
– OYO: 20 LBC, 10 DyCockroaches
Return to EZ… same MoT

R.3: up & down bleachers till ~5:55

MARY: Pax- Derived Ab-Lab

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter stuff

COT: yes

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ChatGPT Wrote It, Your Quads Regret It

WARMUP:
– Windmills – 10 IC
– Imperial Walkers – 15 IC
– Arm Circles – 10 IC
– Overhead Claps – 25 IC
– Mosey to the larger parking lot

THE THANG:
Part 1: Dora 1-2-3 – Partner up
– 100 Merkins
– 200 LBCs
– 300 Air Squats
– While one partner worked, the other ran a 50-yard shuttle.

Part 2: Four Corners – AMRAP
PAX took on each corner with intensity:
– 10 Burpees
– 20 Bonnie Blairs
– 30 Plank Jacks
– 40 Flutter Kicks (4-count)

Part 3: Jack Webb
1 Merkin to 4 Air Presses, all the way up to 5:20.

Mosey back to COT

MARY:
Worst Worst LBC – 10 IC
Fire Hydrants – 10 IC Right Leg
Fire Hydrants – 10 IC Left Leg

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Blood Drive
– Cannoli Run
– Read your news letter

COT:
Prayers and praises, This was done C-Span Style everyone shared.

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Block Party Beatdown

WARMUP: SSH, windmill, cherry pickers, navy seal burpees (10 count movement)
THE THANG:
Mosey to Walter Elisha
Run to each park bunch and do 5 Navy Seal Burpees. Wait for the 6 to finish then run to next bench together.

Once we reached the grassy hill, we ascended the hill with various MOTs:
Run
Nur
Bear Crawl
Crawl Bear
Burpee broad jump
At top of hill, accumulate as many squats as you can until the 6 reaches top of hill. Careful descent down the hill.

Continue our mosey down the path to remaining park benches.

Mosey back to Massey hill – lunge to top parking lot where we did merkins, calf raises, and proved to ourselves we got better at navy seal burpees.

MARY: yes and we shared the areas of our lives we need help in
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: had to be there

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Tour De Fort Mill

WARMUP:
– Imperial Walkers
– Pumpkin Pickers
– Moroccan night-clubs
– Merkins
– Hold position for down dog
– Honeymooners
– Right side plank
– Left side plank

THE THANG:
Run from starting lot up Main St. to 160, right on 160 to Right on Monroe White St. to First Baptist Church:

DORA in parking lot of First Baptist Church:
– 100 Big bois
– 200 Squats
– 300 SSH

Mosey back to Main St. back to starting lot then up Massey St. to parking lot.

Merkin March
– Start at parking lot line, 5 merkins per line, bear crawl to the next line, you’re done at 50
– Turn around, do the same thing but with 10 squats for each line

50 dips
Ab Lab to close it out

Thanks <@U01NGHPR2HW>!

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Bushwood Casino – Suplex dealing…

WARMUP: MOTIVATOR, Windmills, Imp.-Walkers

THE THANG:
:black_joker: Texas Hold ’Em Beatdown Rules
Setup:
– Regular deck of cards. Assign each suit to an exercise:
– Hearts → Merkins Diamonds → Squats
– Clubs → Big Boy Sit-Ups Spades → Jump Squats
– Number = reps (face cards = 10, Ace = 11, Joker = Q’s Choice)
– Change Exercises for Each Round…
– All Pax do exercises for Flop/Turn/River. Folding = 5-10 of “ante-exercise”. Betting (w/ IOU of ante-exercise reps) proceeds as with regular Texas Hold ’em. Upon the showdown (post-River card), everyone “Pays up”. Winner calls out easier/alt. exercise for himself & the pax that pay up w/ time to spare (until the 6 is up)

Round 2 & 3 (same as above… new exercises)
Hearts:CDD / Shakira
Diamonds:Lunges / Sumo Squats
Clubs:V-ups / Dying Cockroaches
Spades:Flying Squirrels / Kosak Squats
Ante/IOU: Hand-Release Burpees / Lt. Dan/Apollo Ono complex

Mosey around Lot …. Then 4-Square.
when “out”… take a short lap & do merkins until back in.

Quotes shared w/ Pax throughout the workout (Common theme of paying your debts):
Proverbs 10:9 (NIV)
“Whoever walks in integrity walks securely, but whoever takes crooked paths will be found out.”

Marcus Aurelius – Meditations 6.30
“If it is not right, do not do it, if it is not true, do not say it.”
(And if you said it—do it.)

Seneca – On Anger, Book III
“A promise is a debt.”

John Wooden (legendary coach):
“Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are.”

George Washington:
“Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for ’tis better to be alone than in bad company.”
(Good company pays their IOUs.)

F3 Lexicon – Freed to Lead
“Your word is your bond. If you said it, own it. If you owe it, do it.

MARY: Pax choice – included Am.Hammers, leg raises, LBC’s among others

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Trash clean up, New AO in Rock Region, upcoming Canoli Run & Tortoise+Hare
COT: prayers for various life transitions lifted to Sky-Q

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Bass O Matic loops

YHC was honored to be asked to Q the STL. When we run from Flight Plan and do Brayden loops, Bassomatic adds an additional loop around the neighborhood which I have dubbed “Bassomatic loops”. This loop was chosen for the downpainment today.

WARMUP:

No warmup at STL. Disclaimer is given and we go. Run to Brayden entrance.

THE THANG:
Three stops around the loop. At each stop do:
5 burpees
10 Merkins
15 Squats
20 LBC
Goal is 4 loops

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

– Read your newsletter
– Mothers Day this weekend

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Do Overs

WARMUP:
SSH
Windmill
Merkins
Peter Parker’s

THE THANG:
Do Overs

I created the MXC – Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. Form teams of 3. Split work among the team. Complete Groups I and II separately. In between sets in the group, do the mode of transportation before the next set.
After Groups I and II are complete, farmer carry bell to the top of Bob Jones Stadium road and back

Group I
Mode of transport: Bear Crawl to cones and back
5 – Manmakers
10 – Curls
15 – Goblet Squats
20 – Bentover Rows
25 – Chess Press on 6
20 – Renegade Rows (1x)
15 – Flutters, Bell High (2x)
10 – Tris
5 – Manmakers

Group II
Mode of transport: run block around parking lot
20 reps
1. Deadlift
2. Shoulder Press
3. Cleans (1x)
4. Swings
5. Lunges
6. Snatches

Farmer Carry to top of hill and back

After challenge was complete, I asked teams for time. 15-20 minutes was average.

I gave the team a “do over” and the challenge was to be repeated but faster.

COT: You were given a second chance. How will you use? What will you do better? Get a faster time. what bad event happened to you: layoff, parenting, divorce. What will you do differently next time?

Improvements: I would shorten the bear crawl distance and bell carry distance.

Music: The Killers – Hot Fuss

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CMPD Challenge

Intro and disclaimer. Discussed the reason for the type of workout.
WARMUP: MNC, Wind Mills, none discript produce pickers. Mosey to 1station.
THE THANG: Ran across the street and up the hill. Continued warms with HB Walkers, Imperial Walkers, down dog, up dog then mosey. First of 10 stations and broke into teams of 3.
1. Step ups -100- Each person will participate and as a team work on getting all 100 down. While one is working the others encourage. Once complete, mosey to 2.
2. SSH- 100- Rinse and repeat, mosey to 3.
3. Bear Crawl as a team 50 yards. Mosey to 4.
4. 100 Flying Squirrel- Rinse and repeat, mosey to 5.
5. 100 Tricep extensions- Rinse and repeat, mosey to 6.
6. 100 Air squats- we had a pax leave, so we completed at a full team. Then i talked about the reason for the Challenge race put on every year and the importance of service. Mosey to7.
7. 50 big boys together, mosey to 8.
8. 50 merkins together, mosey to 9.
9. 50 jump squats together, mosey to 10. COT
10. 50 Monkey humpers.
MARY: None. Did some yoga stretching by Huffy.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: I had to leave
COT: I had to leave.

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Bar-ab-tastic!

AKA at Varsity!!
Disclaimer and began with a run towards front of NaFo.
Warmup: SSH, Windmills, Imp Walkers, Moroccan N/C, Low Slow Squats, big arm circles, Peter Parkers, plank stretches
Run towards back end of Nafo
Thang 1: Bench mench: step ups, dips, squats, inclines, derkins, calf raises
Run
Thang 2: Wall work: wall tar jai, wall sit, BTW
Thang 3: parking lot climbers: at each line of parking rows, do 20 mtn climbers.
Thang 4: bear crawl: from paint to stop sign
Short mosey run to bottom of the hill
Then NUR back up the hill, stop at pull up bars
Thang 5: bar-ab-tastic: pax do bar exercise called and then do an ab exercise called, we did:
Pull ups, chin ups, switch grips, dead hangs, knees 2 chest, toes 2 bar
Above was interspersed with: LBCs, flutters, leg raises, freddies, American hammers
Fini
COT

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Wow that was a lot of hills

WARMUP: None
THE THANG: Head out to Munn to Harris make a right and a Right on Spring Blossom cross Sutton onto Sutton View past the Anchorman estate into Masons Bend and back. Some how it was uphill both ways?!?
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Cannoli Run 5/17
COT:

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