- QIC: Dark Helmet, Double D
- When: 02/19/2022
- Pax: 3D, Assassin, Big League, Bobber, Cake Boss, car bomb, Change Order, Clickbait, Dark Helmet, Divac, Dojo, Double D, Gears, Hardwood, Harry Carry, Jekyll, Jiffy, JWOW, Longshanks, Maximus, Mr T, Nasa, Photobomb, Pusher, Quack Attack, Roy Kent, Ruby Slippers, Schism, Shady, Smuggler, Sparkplug, Spiderman, Tesh, Truckers, Twister, Vuvuzela, White Lightning
- Posted In: Alcatraz, The Fort
40-some pax posted to the region’s Ground Zero at WEP for a smorgasbord of pain, from 6@6 to Millkshake to a tried and true BC beatdown. A very explicit and thorough Disclaimer was pronounced by Dark Helmet for the benefit of our FNG, and then the pax blasted off.
The Thang
The recitation of the 5 Core Principles quickly failed to meet DOAH’s standard, leading to some burpees.
Mosey around the parking lot with some toy soldiers and knee lifts mixed in, with the pax following onto the bandshell stage.
COP proceeded including more core principles along with some Merkins and DOAH’s proclamation that maybe the FNG’s fitness surpassed that of many of the pax present. {Yes, he’s good at stirring the pot whether he’s poking at the Q or Qing himself.}
More mosey and more warm up exercises until the pax reach the far side of the WEP.
Enter stage left — the BAOPS boys via Clown Car — Trucker, Smuggler, Change Order & Longshanks, who just couldn’t stand the thought of missing out on the best 1st, 2nd & 3rd F in The Fort on this given Saturday. {Pro move by whoever made that call!}
Partner up for wheel barrow…to the playground…Yes…to the playground!…where the fun really starts. {Fishsticks promptly cruised 85% of the way there to prove to his FNG that no matter what DOAH says, the FNG’s fitness had room for improvement.}
At the playground, each partner does 50 (yes, Five-O!) pull ups. {Jiffy cranked out 30 in rapid fire.}
Some core work followed including LBCs and Rosalitas among others.
Handoff to Double D
Run to the bottom of the hill
Jacob’s Ladder with Donkey Kicks at the bottom and Sumo Squats at the top. Traverse to the top via Bear Crawl and run to the bottom.
Mosey back to the parking lot with some Mary led by Jekyll
Climb the Stairway to Heaven via lunge walks, pausing for Carolina Dry Docks at each lamp post, starting with 5 reps and adding 5 more at each successive post.
Mosey down to the monuments with some Mary led by Longshanks
Circle up for an FNG introduction to Jack Webb by Change Order
Run home for final 2 mins of Mary by Longshanks
COT
NMM
A spirited pax at The Fort on this pleasant late winter morning! Back to back weeks with a convergence at The Fort — thanks to the Alcatraz boys for adding their zeal to the day!
Maximus delivered the tailgate coffeeteria in the parking lot afterward and our FNG (EHed by Fishsticks) hung around long enough to learn the backstory of his name (Roy Kent) and to fill his rolodex with roofing customer prospects.
Welcome to Roy Kent! Barry Manilow was quite vocal about the quality of the name and the importance of RK living up to it. Well, if he doesn’t meet the mark, we can always default to what RK thought we named him — Rockette!
It was great to have Car Bomb among the pax today, fresh off his return trip from New Zealand, prior to his resettlement in another adventure.
The theme for the day was geared around the notion of life being an endless series of mountain climbs, peak after peak, with no arrival to the top in sight — ever. Depressing, huh? No, not for the HIMs of F3 and The Fort. Give us the hard stuff. We’re playing the long game and we know you can’t play it alone. So keep posting, stay engaged with your brothers. Together we’ll keep accelerating.
It was a treat to Q with DOAH for the first time. We all look at him as just another member of The Fort, which of course he is. At the same time, he also invests a huge amount of his life leading the 43 feet for the Nation. Not only is it not easy being Frank {imagine how hard it must be for Traci his wife}, it’s also lonely at the top of any organization {how about leading one with 50,000 type A men?}, and it’s incredibly challenging to serve as the successor to any founder {would you want to try one Dredd’s shoes}. Despite the small jabs, I say this with all seriousness — DOAH has taken on an extremely difficult challenge, one that he executes well with tremendous energy and virtue and that we all benefit from. We’re fortunate that he calls The Fort “home” and that we get to take his crap on a regular cadence. Thank you, DOAH!
Thanks to Grinder for the opportunity! Always an honor to lead the men of this brotherhood!
SYITG