Pre-BRR Squatch Beatdown

WARMUP: run to Print Shop
THE THANG:
5 pull-ups, 5 toes to bar, 5 dips
Run to church
Partner wheelbarrow 20yds, flapjack
Run, turn left, run turn left down stairs to other church
Partner push 20yds, flapjack
Run, turn left at axe throw and back to Print Shop

Repeat x3

Loop around Main St and Fort Mill Pharmacy

MARY: a little
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CIVITAS Marathon and Greater Charlotte Heart “Walk” CSAUP
COT: Powerful reminders from Soup and Olaf surrounding marriages. 🙏

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Keep it close

WARMUP: windmills, cherry pickers, planks, down and up dogs, Peter Parker’s, shoulder taps – many in cadence
THE THANG: stations were marked in a row of parking spaces. In each was written an exercise. Pax selected a space and did the indicated exercise for the given count, and then moved one space to the left to do that exercise. Once the pax finished the last space in the row, they moseyed a lap of the parking lot and went to the first space to continue the circuit. Exercises in the spaces were LBCs, American hammers, gas pumpers, big boy sit ups, hello Dollies, flutters, Freddy mercuries, weezie Jeffersons, penguins.

Rep counts – first time through, 10, then 15, then 20, then 15, then COT
MARY: the whole workout was pretty much Mary. It seemed redundant to do more
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Missing in Action

Munn then right on Harris. Enter neighborhood past Sam smith and run to masons Bend dead end and circle back to cot

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The Velocity Vanguard Run

WARMUP: admiring my handy work on the new base for the flag
THE THANG: after oooo-ing and awww-ing for quite some time, we ran
MARY: did not give a rats tail about my handy work
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 6@6 has a new spot to put the shovel flag, Kingsley approved
COT: circled around the shovel flag, with its new base

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Lawn Ornament Weights

WARMUP: SSH / Cherry Pickers / 5 Windmills (crowd wasn't happy with the low quantity) / one lap around the lot dodging geysers.
THE THANG:
AMRAP CIRCUIT. 5 pairs of PAX. One pair leaves to do a lap with Cindys, Sandbags or KB the rest do AMRAP work.
Merkins, American Hammers, Jump Squats, Mountain Climbers, Flutter Kicks, Lunges After the circuit, run a lap. Repeat. Times 4 and 5 we swapped to Wall sit variations along the pilates wall.

Core Finisher
Hold a Bear Plank 60s, Back plank 60s, Side plank 30s each, dead bugs (IC), Toe touches and Gas Pumpers.

MARY: Core Finisher
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter and Bethel
COT: Yes

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A comfortable August morning?!?

WARMUP: Mosey to behind the stadium via pedestrian bridge

Hold plank until 6 arrived
Exercises in cadence
Windmills
Cherry pickers
Imperial walkers
Hillbilly walkers
Seal jacks
Merkins
Mountain climbers

THE THANG: Mosey to the back parking lot for a view of the Space X rocket experiment and DORA with rocks

Partner 1 runs, partner 2 exercises then flapjack.

100 merkins
200 flutters with the rock press
300 goblet squats with rocks

Return the rocks to their rightful place.

Mosey on to the light poles where exercises were done in cadence at each one moving back toward COT

Merkins
Mike Tyson’s
LBC’s
Carolina Dry Docks
Monkey Humpers
Mosey a lap around the front lot

MARY: A few exercises called – Boxcutters among others
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Always
COT: 5th core principle

NMM: We post to get better and be there for those in the circle with us, who we support and love. Shoulder burdens with others. They get a bit lighter and more tolerable. The workout makes us just a bit more resilient in the face of challenges.
For whom are you showing up today? 👁️

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Bojangles Loop

WARMUP: None
THE THANG: 4 mile loop down to Bojangles and back to Bob Jones Stadium
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Fort Mill Lawn Care service opportunities
COT: Closed in prayer

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Heavy Shiiiii

WARMUP: lap around the park. Stopped for some merkins, SSH and squats
THE THANG:
PAX cycled through 8 stations
1: 2×50 KB carry
2: 20 sandbag burpees 60lb
3: 20 hand release merkins, 20 squats, 20 big boys
4: 150lb ball carry
5: 20 devils presses. 2x50lb dumbbells
6: 15 ball over shoulder. 100lb
7: sandbag throw out and back. 40lb
8: sled pull out and back. 90lb

While PAX waited for the stations, we worked through a board of pain.
100 SSH
90 mountain climbers
80 squats
70 dry docks
60 shoulder taps
50 lbc
40 flutter kicks
30 American hammers
20 jump lunges
10 burpees

With final 10ish minutes, PAX played a game. Divide into 2 teams with a “home base”. Try to get as much weight into your home base by stealing from oppo team. Must do 5 burpees before stealing weight.

MARY: a bit
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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3 exercises on repeat…for 4 miles

WARMUP: Non existent
THE THANG: Super simple…running with push-ups, V-ups and American Hammers.
At every stop, the PAX would perform:
5 V-Ups, 10 Merkins, 15 American Hammers
Here's the route we took:
Up Massey and R/T Harris St.
Stop at Church of the Nazarene for the prescribed exercises (PE).
Continue down Harris St to the entrance of Harris St park for PE.
Head up Jackson St and stop at the intersection with Sidney Johnson St for PE.
Continue up Jackson St to the intersection with N. White St. for PE.
L/T onto Clebourne St into FMRX for PE.
Continue on Clebourne to the intersection with Springs in the public parking lot for PE.
Continue down Springs to the end for PE.
R/T Summersby St to Unity for PE.
Run up Unity to the intersection with Hill St for PE.
Run up to the Post Office parking lot for PE.
R/T Tom Hall back to the public parking lot for PE as time permits.
Back to COT.

MARY: See above.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Lots.
COT: Like they do.

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