WARMUP: none
THE THANG: run around Kingsley. Don’t get lost and don’t die. Didn’t get wet hence dry bones but wet feet.
Read newsletter for announcements.
THE THANG: Harris St Hills, pendulum from 21 to Audrey. 10 Mike Tyson’s at Audrey, 10 Am Hammers at the park and 10 Jump Squats at 21, repeat until legs are shot or time for COT
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel and Naked Gun
COT: Minimal due to time constraints but done.
WARMUP: fallen fruit collections
THE THANG: walk around Kingsley and chat about Barbie
MARY: she wasn’t there today
ANNOUNCEMENTS: stuff
COT: prayers
WARMUP: SSH, IW, CP… all IC, mosey to WEP Amphitheater
THE THANG:
Quick Overview of 7 Knife Attacks(pax hold Al Gore)
Pax get pool-noodle-“dagger” (pic below)
Get coupon from rock pile
• Hilt, Fist, Cut, Thrust, Slash, Drag, Fillet (High Flyers Crush Steel Targets During Fieldwork…)
• Saber Grip vs. Filipino Grip (Thumb position) – discourage reverse/Ice-Pick grip
◦ Saber better for Fist+Hilt… Filipino better for Slash & cut (protects wrist angle)
◦ Reverse Good for Hook & Trap… but not today
• Basic Stance (reverse guard hand to protect hand tendons / protect carotid)
OFFENSE
1 1 Pax does coupon Overhead presses…. Other Carves Alphabet on his Torso
◦ Flapjack
2 All but 1 Pax Holds “Coupon Cross” circle Pose (linked by rocks)…. Last pax in center practices targeting Carotids, Brachial, and Femoral
◦ After getting all pax, trade out to next man
◦ must hold coupons high enough for slasher to access Brachial arteries & spread legs enough for Femoral access (TWSS…)
DEFENSE: hold Al Gore again during instruction
Pax practice this w/ EMOM; Indian run style attacks on same pax practice a single technique at a time
– 4 Burpees then try MEET …
– 10 Merkins then try PASS or FOLLOW
1 Meet: Slash at their hand on the way in (+ 2x force!)… – must use free hand to check his knife hand
2 Pass: Step away, but cut wrist AS he passes
3 Follow: Step away, but backhand cut AFTER he’s gone through
CHALK KILL CHALLENGE: Swap Noodles for Sidewalk Chalk
• NO STRIKING, GRAPPLING, OR “cuts” ABOVE THE NECK
• 30 sec. Goes…. Then # reps = # “cuts”
◦ Man Makers… SSH till 6 is up
• Repeat
5:50-ish: head back to COT
“Discipline is the blade that carves out greatness. You don’t rise to the occasion—you fall to your level of training.”
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter items
COT: prayers for lost loved ones, discernment, marriages-and accountability. Therin, and upcoming outreach efforts.
WARMUP: 30 SSH / 15 Cherry Pickers / 10 Moroccan Night Clubs / 1 minute plank
THE THANG: board of Payne with downtown half mile loops.
Run Loop 1, 25BBS/25 flutter kicks (4ct)/25 LBC’s
Run Loop 2, 20 merkins/20 Carolina Dry Docks/20 shoulder taps each
Run Loop 3, 25 squats/20 lunges (10ea)/ 20 jump squats
Run Loop 4, 10 burpees/20 mountain climbers (4ct)/25 plank jacks
Run Loop 5, 25BBS/25 flutter kicks (4ct)/25 LBC’s.
Hold air squat for a couple minutes
Hold plank for a minute
MARY: no
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel men’s shelter July 3rd. Support if you can.
Sweaty Barry July 22nd
COT: yes
WARMUP: tickle
THE THANG: 5 burpees, 10, merkins, 15 squats, 20 SSH, 25 LBC’s in each corner of parking lot at top of Massey with running in between. A few warmup stuff and hill running thrown in as well.
MARY: she’s hot
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT: prayers for Luka
Emptied the truck of all landscaping blocks and carried all plus KBs on a supposed trip around the school but we turned back cause <@U02DKM63B7B> way underestimated how long it would take.
WARMUP: MNC, IW, Windmills, HW (Poor cadence on YHC part, was distracted by Slash’s flirting)
THE THANG: Moseyed to benches, 2 rounds or 10 Dips/urkins/derkins.
Moseyed to cafeteria picnic tables, 2 rounds of 20 Step ups/LBC/Elevated Glute Bridges
Moseyed to Parking Lot, ‘Cide Burpees run out to parking line, 5 burpees back to wall and sit for 6, next row out and repeat 4 times.
Go grab the log and Cindy’s, 2 men carry log to bottom of hill and back up, other pax use Cindy for OH Press, BO Rows & Goblet Squat, then rotate. Eventually switched from Cindy work to SSH, Merkins and Mt Climbers.
Returned the toys and back to COT
MARY: Each man got a round of their favorite
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Murph, T&H, C&H and Bethel
COT: Always
WARMUP: None
THE THANG: Munn to Harris to Ardrey to 160, down Jackson to Harris back to COT
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:
WARMUP: ImpWalkers, ChPickers, SSH, Windmills, Bro(Y)oga
THE THANG:
1. Modified Secret Service Snatch Test.
1. Bell weight/ Required Reps / Time limit
1. 50 / 200 / 10:00
2. 45/ 222 / 11:06
3. 40 / 250 / 12:30
4. 35 / 286 / 14:18
5. 30 / 333 / 16: 39
1. If done early… Repeat warmup exercise of choice until all are done
1. Dora: 150 Merkins & 2-Bell Farmers Carry
1. More was planned, but was cut short due to time
Actual SSST: https://movemoresitless.wordpress.com/tag/secret-service-snatch-test/
MARY: 100 LBC, mixed Bro(Y)oga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Blood Drive, Bethel, etc…
COT: Held / Aye