IPX … sort of

Warmup:

2 rounds of a Tabata 20 seconds work 10 seconds rest

1.SSH
2. Windmill
3. Merkins
4. Squats
5. Plank jacks
6. LBCS

Next chunk of time

A modified meatloaf massacre from a past IPX workout

20 reps of thrusters
20 reps of merkins 10 each side with bell
20 reps of BBS with Bell
20 reps of shoulder press 10 each side
20 reps flutters with a chest press.

After you complete the first round you will run

4 laps

Then

3 laps

Then

2 Laps

Then 1 lap

Then one last round to get to a perfect 100 reps for each exercise.

Ended right at 6:00

Thanks for the opportunity!

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Moderately Done @ Slowly Burnin

WARMUP: Um – YES. SSH, Merk, Nightclubs, Squats, LBC, Mtn Climber.
THE THANG: Mosey, 7s (Merks, Bomb Jax), DORA ( Derkins, Dips, Squats), Ladder work w DK, DiaMerks, squats, BobHurl, BBs.
MARY: Yes – 4 mins with Pax taking turns leading the group.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Yes. CSAUP, Fort Mill Care Center, Christmas Party, Fathers Day
COT: Solid discussion

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What a turnout

Word for the day was “consistency”. Anyone can do it in bursts or for a short while but a consistent performance will take you further. When you are tired or disinterested, that consistency will help you to focus.
WARMUP: Seal Jacks, IW, Windmill, Mountain Climbers, MNC and, of course, SSHs
THE THANG: mosey to back of Lowe’s. Partner up for Dora: 100 Merks, 200 Gas Pumpers (just for Twister) & 300 Sumo Squats.
10 partner hand slap Merkins, 10 partner Derkins (real crowd pleaser) and 5 Partner Giddy-ups per side.
Mosey to Persis wall, pax jumps out to do 5 bombjacks then 3 flying Squirrels. Ended with Jack Webb and the Q was gassed.
MARY: 2 rounds
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Summer of CSAUPs, FM Care Center lawn care
COT: Prayers for Destiny’s Father in law and a friend of Assassin’s wife with a brain tumor.
What a glorious humid day to be amongst the Pax. Honored and humbled by the great turnout.

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80th Anniversary of D-Day

WARMUP: Jogged a lap around the parking lot, butt-kickers, high-knees, karaoke. Then we circled up for Imperial Walkers, SSH, MNC
THE THANG:
PARTNER SANDBAG TOSS – 1 LAP (Vest/Ruck on or Slick)
80 RUCK SQUATS (Vest/Ruck, Sandbag, or Both)
80 MERKINS (Slick)
80 DEADLIFTS (Ruck, Sandbag, or Both)
80 OVERHEAD PRESS (Ruck on or Slick)
PARTNER SANDBAG TOSS – 1 LAP (Vest/Ruck on or Slick)
MARY: No Time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: HIM Camp end of June, Blood Drive 5/30 still spots available, 3 CSAUPs this summer
COT: Closed in prayer

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Oh Baxter!

We had 21 at for some off campus work.

We moseyed over to Baxter this morning for a little Mary.

Partner 1: 150 Merkins. 200 Hello Weezys, 250 Squats.
Partner 2: Run the stares gauntlet on Main Street.

We formed two lines for an Indian run back to COT for Mary, announcements l, and prayers/praises.

The report is as follows:
– was introduced to a mudslide this morning. It brought back memories of the bars at Auburn. Go War Eagles!
– and are going to go home and watch the movie airplane to prepare for ’s summer job.
– There was an sighting this morning and he was feeling chesty as he kept requesting merkins. He is going to host 10 nine year olds today for his son’s birthday party. We are expecting a steel cage match.
– was present and smelling like a million bucks.
– was introduced to The Milker this morning. We scared off some of the customers in the Starbucks parking lot.
– needs to increase the weight on his vest as he crushed the Indian run.
– is going to bath in Bengay as he knees were saying no mas.
– ’s eye tattooth is looking manly.
– needs to stop at Harris Teeter to pick up flowers as he is celebrating 21 years of wedding bliss.
– was having flashbacks of The Bronx seeing all of the trees cut down on 160.
– is ready for mainstream media with his Ron Burgundy breakdown of Slow Burn.
– and did a divide and conquer approach to the squats. It’s Science?
– is 78 going on 28. He crushed it out there.
– When isn’t dabbling in the markets he is dabbling in pain.
– Get on you Q list, he ready!
– was looking for a 60
– Mole ruck, but settled for a bootcamp.
– and @ironman (Jarvis) rounded us out. Ironman is accelerating and is also ready to get on the Q list.
This is my 100% accurate yet to be verified list by .

-JWow

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4 corners, 3 times = 12 corners

Airborne stretch
Side straddle hop
Low slow squats
Slowzie

4 corners-Merkins-CDD-Flutters-LBC’s
Mode of transportation: Toy soldiers, 1 burpee in the middle

4 corners-Hand Release-B jacks-heals 2 heaven-hello dollies-1 burpee in the middle

4 corners- 5 burpees at each corner, 1 burpee in the middle
Mode of transportation: High knees

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Reversal of Aging Through F3

We reversed the aging process through short bursts of intense energy expenditure (three specific throwing bells exercises with a subsequent yog – soft j) followed by brief intervals of recovery (broga stretching). There’s been studies ya know.

We focused on form because the faster you went the more burpees and flutters you had to do waiting for The Six (which just so happened to be YHC….[ahem]).

We did this for four rounds. Then we ended by giving up all effort. We started the day with mindfulness….which was nice. Aye!

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Anybody got a shakeweight?

WARMUP: SSH, cherry pickers, windmills, arm circles forward, backward. Mosey around the parking lot
THE THANG:
30 sec on 30 sec off-
KB Swings
Goblet squats
RH row
LH row
RH merkin
LH merkin
RH clean and press
LH clean and press
Lap
Repeat
MARY: she was there
ANNOUNCEMENTS: cannoli run, read your newsletters
COT: aye

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We was rollin

WARMUP: moseyed over to side by Persis and did a warmup with

SSH
Windmills
Strawberry pickers
MNC
Overhead Claps
Low and slow squats
Cyclops
Plank
Downward Dog
Upward Dog
Runners stretch
Merkins

THE THANG: back towards COT where I had a shoebox with two sets of dice and 12 exercises listed for respective dice combinations
We did three iterations with partners of 3, one person rolls, then runs a lap while two ppl do the exercise, then we did person that rolls and both other ppl run while they do the work and then finally one partner rolls and does does exercise with one partner while third runs.

MARY: no time
ANNOUNCEMENTS: CANNOLI RUN
COT: YES!

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Upgrade of Bandcamp’s Tallawah KB Workout

WARMUP: upwarddownward dog variations and plank-type exercises (merkins, peter parkers, plank jacks, shoulder taps, etc) until core and shoulders could no longer endure the burn
THE THANG: partner up
rack KB on R shoulder squats x10 – core exercise x10 reps
rack KB on L shoulder squats x10
THIS [Partner 1 farmer’s carry ~50 yards to and fro, Partner 2 lunge walk about 20 yards and jog back to meeting point, then flap jack]
snatch R x10 – core exercise x10 reps
snatch L x10
THIS
single arm KB swing R x10 – core exercise x10 reps
single arm KB swing L x10
THIS
R hand on KB merkins x10 – core exercise x10 reps
L hand on KB merkins x10
THIS
R power step-ups on wall x10 – core exercise x10 reps
L power step-ups on wall x10
THIS
R lawnmower rows x10 – core exercise x10 reps
L lawnmower rows x10
THIS
R squat, snatch, swing, merkin, row, step-up x10 each
core x20 reps
L squat, snatch, swing, merkin, row, step-up x10 each
core x30 reps
MARY: side plank hip abduction x8 each; front plank; merkins until 0600
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter came out last night
COT: “heading into crisis, in a crisis, out of a crisis” – Spectre
CONFIRMATION of DaVinci’s son!

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