Someone turned on the bacon smell

WARMUP: Gathered at the top of the heart of Kingsley with 8 HIMs ready to start their Thursday. Started out with SSH, windmills, cherry pickers, low slow squats, merkins, down dogs and some honeymooners.
THE THANG: Instructions were 3 exercises per stop. First stop was fire pit. 20 merkins, 20 squats, 20 shoulder taps. Next stop was by the waterfall for the same count and exercises. Next stop was the round about for the same 3 exercises and counts.

Next stop was half way towards the trails for: 30 lunges, 30 hammers, 50 calf raises. To the top of the hill at the light for the same 3 exercises and counts. Back down the hill where we stopped for a min for the six, then ran to the round about.

At the round about, we did 25 CDD, 25 plank jacks, 25 seal jacks. Ran towards sunbelt rental down the road, stopped half way for the 6. Then ran all the way down to the corner for another round of the 25s. Ran half way up the hill, then ran back to pick up the 6, then did another round of 25s.

Last was 50s up the hill to COT. 50s were: 50 step count of 80-90% sprint, 50 steps at 5k’ish speed, 50 steps walking which landed us at COT.

MARY: Full round of cadence counting for each pax.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: Davinchi’s father in law, Wyatt and his recovery, travel for the holidays, patience for those of us with kids at home

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Sore in all the Wrong Places

WARMUP: IWx15, WMx15, HW x15
THE THANG:
All number 25 unless otherwise noted
10 Burpees, Chest to Back Pullover, Back Lunge with Pass through, curl (15 each), Goblet Squat
Right handed overhead carry to next station
KB Merkin, Figure 8, 90/45, Toe Taps, 10 Manmakers
Left Handed Overhead Carry
Halo, Upright Row, Dead Lift, Hip Circles
Farmers Carry
Chest Presses (50), Skull Crushers, Upright Row
Farmers Carry other hand to wall
Squat Curl, Peoples Chair with KB pass x2, peoples Chair with arms straight out, Balls to the wall.

MARY:
Russian Twists, LBC with KB, Corkscrew Plank, Xand O
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read slack
COT: successful

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Short Attention Span Theater

WARMUP: Yea, that’s a good thing to do. We ran a bit first then:
SSH, IW, HW, Parker Peter, Yoga, Peter Parker, Yoga, Mountain Climber, Yoga
THE THANG:
Island Hopping – all in cadence
– 5 burpees
– 10 merkins (down 1 cadence)
– 15 squats (down 1 cadence)
– 10 flutters
– 5 burpees
Then travel to the next island. Mode of transport: bear crawl, lunge walk, one burpee broad jump in there, crawl bear. Wasn’t counting how many islands we hit, but we went to the end.

Mosey back picking up the 6 at turns. Lots more traffic at 0650 compared with 0550. The PAX let me know I was reckless and dangerous while crossing the street. Feedback taken!!

MARY: Some hip flexibility
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
7/3 Bethel service date
7/4 Convergence @ FMHS @ 0630 enter from HWY 21
7/22 Sweaty Barry

COT: was held

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Cards with Dora

WARMUP: SSH, cherry pickers, Moroccan night clubs
THE THANG: quick DORA, 100 merkins, 150 LBCs, 200 mt climbers

Card game:
Round 1:
:diamonds:- dry docks
:hearts:- Merkins
:spades:- Superman’s
:clubs:- shoulder taps

Round 2:
:diamonds:- squats
:hearts:- ssh
:spades:- calf raises
:clubs:- imperial walker

MARY: Freddie mercury, American hammers, heel taps, big boys, dying cockroach
ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter, convergence
COT: prayers for Paul D becoming a father, prayers for travel

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Looked good on Paper-Too Many Burpees (sorry @slapshot)

WARMUP: mosey tube behind epic chophouse for a COP. Included SSH‘s, mountain, climbers, imperial walkers, squats, and finished with five Burpee‘s OYO.
THE THANG: head behind Panera for a starfish WO. Three Burpee’s every time you return to the middle and the exercises were Freddie Mercury‘s, squats, flying squirrels and Merkins. Then head behind the Swim place for Tote The Rock”-one pack carries a Cindy for about 50 yards while the rest do the exercise specified on the block. 10 rounds, 10 different exercises and we started with Kraken Burpee’s. ouch. Head back to the amphitheater for a round of Jack Webb crowdpleaser.
MARY: Mary showed for the last 3 minutes
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Prayers for our country, continued healing for Luka & Matteo, praises for some things going well in our lives.
COT:
Shortest of all Sales.

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25 burpes?

WARMUP: SSH, Cherry picking, Moroccan club
THE THANG: Dora-ish 8 workouts
with bell 50 ea.( Squats, swings,tri extensions,Curls) run back and forth other end Burpes, SSH, Big Boys and Merkins)
MARY: nope
ANNOUNCEMENTS: read newsletter
COT: Duck prayed us out

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1 mile and no smiles

WARMUP: WINDMILLS/IW/HW/PICKERS/PLANK STRETCHING
THE THANG:
The Thang – Stairway Grinder:
6 Rounds – Ruck on for this half

Ruck to top of Amphitheater and then back down
At the bottom of each round, perform cumulative exercises:

Step-Ups – 20 total
Ruck Upright Rows – 15
Sandbag Front Squats – 15
Ruck Curls – 15
Overhead Ruck Press – 15
Sandbag toss – 5 per side

Round 2 Slick

HR Merkins – 5
Big Boys – 10
LBCS- 15
Humpers- 20
Flutters – 25

MARY: 2 rounds of a bench Webb with step ups and Bulgarian SS, then we took a lap to get to 1mi.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: yes
COT: mental health

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Braden Sucks

WARMUP: none
THE THANG: route from starbucks/market/nations common/front/160 to Braden. Some did hills and back. Anywhere from 3-5 miles enjoyed by all
MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: torture and haire

COT: prayers for all. God bless

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Webb-O-Rama at The Burn

WARMUP: Mosey to “mulch” side of Loews for Seal Jacks, Windmills, Merkins, MCs, MMCs
THE THANG: mosey behind Lowes for 15 Irkins, Dips & Derkins. Rinse & Repeat, Mosey to Portico for Captain Thor (4 Am. Hammers for each Weezy). Head to the wall for some wall sits & Burpees. Then to the patch of grass for Jack Webb and finish with Mak Tar N’Djiayes for my man Barry M. Head to COT.
MARY: she couldn’t make it
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Marriages, Peach’s FIL, Moms
COT: Don’t let the threat of rain keep you away

Short Sale out

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