Contact High-Colonic

WARMUP:
– Mosey lap through the Teet parking lot.
– SSH
– CASBAH #2s
– Imperial Walkers

THE THANG: Mosey to Indian restaurant for a Dora:

Run to Dogtopia
– 200 Squats
– 200 LBCs
– 200 Casbah #2s
– Somewhere between 150 and 300 flutters

Move to middle of parking lot there for a busted Amazon rip off Select-a-Cize Move/MOT

– SSH/Lunge Walk to island
– Merkins/Run to Dogtopia

Back to COT
– CASBAH #2s
– Hillbilly Walkers
– Baby arm circles fwd
– Baby arm circles back
– Big circles fwd
– Big circles back

MARY: Yuuuuup. And she brought some weed…
ANNOUNCEMENTS: HIM camp, Bethel Men’s, Christmas party,
COT: Prayers for safety and gratitude.

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Pain and suffering with a happy ending

WARMUP:
– Moroccan nightclubs
– Windmills
– Cherry pickers
– Imperial walkers
Mosey to benches and do a W.A.S.H.
– 50 hand release Werkins
– 50 American Hammers
– 50 Step ups (25 each leg)
– 50 Hip thrusts

THE THANG:
Mosey to poles
There are exercises at each pole around the middle school bus loop. Stop at each pole, starting with 1, compete exercise, then return back to starting pole and do one burpee per pole (1 burpee for pole 1, 2 burpees for pole 2, etc.). Run to next station, but stop at each station you pass and complete those exercises, run back to start.

Pole 1 – 5 Mike Tyson’s
Pole 2 – 10 Merkins
Pole 3 – 15 Squats
Pole 4 – 20 Monkey humpers
Pole 5 – 25 Big boy sit-ups
Pole 6 – 30 Diamond Merkins
Pole 7 – 35 Leg raises
Pole 8 – 40 Carolina Dry Docks

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Ability to adjust

WARMUP: Talked about the difficulty to find parking, then disclaimer and decision on the ability to audible!
THE THANG: We started to mosey and found a parking lot to warm up. Arm swings, discussion, MNC, discussion, Micheal Phelps, discussion and then started to mosey. Found a wall to do wall sits and discussion. Mosey to a church parking lot for more plank and discussion. Mosey to another church for ab work and discussion. Mosey to the park and walk/talk. Mixed in merkins, CDD and wide arm Merkins.
MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Golf, Dam to Dam and newsletter.
COT: Talked about Prayers for fatherhood, family, wisdom and patience.

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The sights and smells of downtown FM

WARMUP: Ran to parking lot at church and did things.

THE THANG:
Iron cross at intersection of Academy & Withers

Run to end point do reps (double count in case wondering), run to center, do burpees, rinse and repeat:
5 burpees at intersection
25 should taps
25 monkey humpers
25 plank Jax
25 flutters

Ran to top of Main Street , 5 had release merkins every other light post to hobos parking lot.

Ran to Print Shop

Discussed what are we projecting to others and how that reconciles w/ identity.

– 7s : Pull-ups/Squats

Brick Wall across from COT

– Wall sit, burpee broad jump across parking lot

Brick step area at FM Town Hall

– Irkins, Derkins
– Step ups

COT:

Nugget of wisdom

“The parts of a man that are able to show up when he is unconcerned with how qualified he is are the parts that we need the most”

First Q since spring of 25’, just like riding a bike although there may have been some rust on the chain and the tires could have been inflated. Always a pleasure to Q at a site that has meant so much to me over the years.

Had the pleasure of good meaningful discussion alongside some pain and encouragement from the HIM in attendance.

Thankful for the nod from <@U01NGHPR2HW>

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“No Mercy” Monday @ STL

WARMUP: NONE
THE THANG:
19 men took off at quickly for No Mercy Monday. After a quick mosey to South State Bank, we fired up the legs with 5 Bonnie Blairs to get loose.

From there, we charged down Dave Gibson Blvd to the bottom under the light pole — 5 Jump Squats at the base — then sprinted back up that glorious hill of pain. At the top, we pushed toward the school where, under the next light post, we knocked out 5 Apollo Onos before turning around and heading back for more.

Rinse and repeat. Several rounds. Just under 5 miles of pure burn, grind, and grit.

Bones and Farmers Only quietly crushed it, while Sasquatch somehow wasn’t even breaking a sweat while he led the pack and completed each excercise with amazing form.

Legs smoked. Lungs torched. Mission accomplished.

Quote of the Day:

“Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.” – Cobra Kai

MARY: NONE
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Golf outing, trash pickup,donate to accelerate
COT:

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Parking Lot Tour

15 (12 boot, 3 run) toured Slow Burn’s parking lots. Here’s what we did:

Warm Up
– 10 SSHs (IC)
– 10 Mountain Climbers (IC)
– 10 Plank Jacks (IC)

Four Corners (front, sides, and rear of restaurant row)
– 15 Merkins at each corner
– 15 Squats
– 15 LBCs
– 15 Alternating Shoulder Taps

Mosey to BP
– 15 Irkins
– 15 Derkins
– 15 Dips

Mosey to the upper lot at Chick-fil-A
– 5 (if older than 45) or 10 Burpees (if 45 and under) at each corner

Mosey back to COT lot
– 15 Big Boys at each corner
– 15 American Hammers
– 15 Boxcutters
– 15 Freddies

NMM
The distance between your dreams and your reality is discipline. You have to do the thing, especially when you don’t feel like it. 80% of success is showing up. The rest is willingness to work and learn. Put in the work and reap the rewards.

-IJ

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13 YR Anniversary Convergence

WARMUP:
THE THANG:
Here is my weinke – Assassin

We had about 12 runners and 6 ruckers tackle the tundra of the paved loop around the schools.

Starting at the front door we headed around the back, past the shop, past the ROTC HQ, down to the elementary playground, back by the stadium, out to Jones Road and back to the front.

All enjoyed. Thanks to Sasquatch and Spectre for the preview lap and suggestions.

Convergence bootcamp Q- Backdraft

Warmup- SSH, windmills, cherry pickers, mtn. Climbers, Moroccan night clubs

The thang-
Count off for groups of 3s
Mosey to pull up bars
Group 1 wall sits
Group 2 merkins

Group 3 13 pull ups 13 burpees

Stay in groups Dora on the hill
Bottom 300 CDDs top 300 squat jumps mosey from top to bottom

Line up in parking lot for 43 seconds of following exercises followed by bear crawls in-between
Exercises were as follows
Merkins, air squats, flutters, alt. Shoulder taps, jump squats, lbc’s, Carolina’s dry docks, alt lunges, burpees,

Mosey back to COT in original 3 man groups

KB workout- Boogie Nights

Ladder of pain- it sucked

MARY:
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
COT:

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Burpee Fest

WARMUP: mosey to top of Massey for a nice 8 min warmup with all the fixins.
THE THANG: Indian run up and down massey
Mosey to church parking lot for burpee broad jumps
Mosey to Monroe White street for merkins at bottom and squats/ LBCs at top. Mosey back to church parking lot for 7’s w burpees at both sides.
MARY: none
ANNOUNCEMENTS: golf tournament
COT: epic

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