ZigZag Cones – CSPAN Style

WARMUP:
Super-G had the warmup. Quick mosey to one of the many lots at Dawn Patrol. Some SSH, merkins, Moroccan nightclubs, windmills, and maybe a few others, this old man can't remember.

THE THANG:
Pax partnered up, so doesn't matter. Mosey to a back-corner of a parking lot where cones were set up for pax to run through. The plan was, partner 1 does a moving exercise through the cones while partner 2 did a stationary exercise, then flap-jack. First part of the cone course was a nur. Exercises were:

  1. LBCs –> lunges
  2. American Hammer–>bunny hops
  3. Peter Parkers –> karaoke
  4. Hello Dollys –> backwards lunges
  5. Flutters –> toy soliders
  6. Imperial Walkers–> broad jumps
  7. Bombjacks —> shuffle
  8. Low Plank –> butt kickers (2x)
  9. Wheezy Jefferson –> high knees (2x)
  10. Box Cutters –> bear crawls
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March Madness

WARMUP: SSH, windmill, imperial walker, hillbilly walker, plank… Mosey around the park changing exercises at each bench – karaoke * 2, shuffle * 2, high knees, butt kicks. Stop for merkins, low slow squats, planks, etc. Mosey to parking lot by the ball field.
THE THANG: Bracket Workout. Mosey to handicap sign, touch the ground, and mosey back. Complete the following:
Round of 64 – 64 LBCs, 32 squats, 16 merkins, 8 burpees.
Run suicide
Round of 32 – 32 flutters, 16 squats, 8 merkins, 4 burpees
Run suicide
Sweet 16 – 16 squats, 8 merkins, 4 merkins, 2 burpees.
Run suicide
Elite 8 – 8 merkins, 4 merkins, 2 burpees
Run suicide
Final 4 – 4 merkins, 2 burpees
Run suicide
Championship – 2 burpees.
Mosey to stage for step ups, bear crawls, squats, merkins, and more step ups.
MARY: Box cutta, flutta, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter
COT: Prayers and praises

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Islands of Adventure!

WARMUP:
Start at flag and mosey around a bit heading towards parking lot behind Panera
Windmills
Imperial Walkers
Hillbilly Walkers
5 Worst Merkins Ever OYO

THE THANG:
Island Adventure #1 (~15 parking spaces):
Half Wilt Chamberlains
Line up at island, do 50 LBCs
Run to the next island (100 feet away) and do 50 squats
Return to the first island, do 50 flutters (count one leg)
Lunge walk to next island

Island Adventure #2 (~10 parking spaces):
25 Overhead Claps
Cocaine Bear Crawl to other island
25 Shoulder Presses
Cocaine Crawl Bear or CBC or standard bear crawl or lunge back to start

Island Adventure #3:
Railroad Tracks to middle of parking lot
Spacing = 2 parking spaces
Hurdling optional; low planking required

Repeat Half Wilt Chamberlain

Railroad Tracks to end of parking lot

Fibonacci HIIT stations on the way back to flag
5 merkins
8 shoulder taps
13 jump squats

MARY: yes, indeedy
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bethel, 1st-F events, Cannoli
COT: cancer sucks, job eliminations, ripples

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Moderate until it isn’t

WARMUP:
80 SSH in cadence for Flounders bday
Squats
Broga
THE THANG:
Mosey to the Springs building near front by the garden area

10 dips
10 derkins
10 crazy leg twist

10 dips
10 derkins
10 Bulgarian split squats each leg

10 dips
10 derkins
10 squats

10 lbcs with feet on wall
10 penguins with feet on wall
10 each side pretzels

Repeat above again for 2 total rounds

Mosey down by police station find a curb and do some jump ups in plank position
Start at bottom and push/hop up to the top of curb with your arms

Mosey back toward COT for the grand finale
11s on the hill
Burpees and squats
MARY:
Ran out of time
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tortoise and hare
Greater Than
Q vs Q
COT:

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Webs, webs, webs

WARMUP: windmills, arm circles, low slow squat
THE THANG: Mossy to big drop off loop
1 merkin 4 shoulder taps, stop at each lamp post and increase the web 2-8 for a full loop circle with ten stops ending with 10 merkins and 40 shoulder taps.
Mossy half loop for another web: 1 squat-4 calf raise, progressive to 10 squats and 40 calf raise, feeling the burn on those calves.
Mossy to start of loop, full loop Indian run, everyone got to do it twice, walk/decompress for half the loop to school entrance find a wall, people’s chair, each pax did 5 Side straddle hops while everyone else is holding position.
Mossy to grassy area, find a comfy spot for next web. We had a visit from Captain Thor for abs web, 1 big boy- 4 American hammers progressive to 10 BB and 40 AH ( lots of grunting here) recover, mossy around small loop, back to grassy area for some broga. Apparently my brain was leaking here after counting so many reps..
MARY: broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: bethel shelter, tortoise and hare, Manion, May 16th CSAUP
COT: stays in COT

TINSEL 🎄 OUT

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2026 QvQ Round 2

QvQ Format:
20/20
PAX Vote in 4 categories
V.A.P.E.

Rabbit:
Divide into two teams

Every man runs 25m and nurs 25 back and the completes 2 squat jumps and 2 burpees.
WWR but add 2 reps to each exercise after each trip out and back. Team with the most reps in total wins.

In addition, each team selects 2 pax to hold Cindy’s above head … Cindy can't drop below the head… if they do the team loses their count and starts over at zero

15 minutes of work.

After time expires, Hold AlGore and plank while the preacher preaches about asking for help and looking for a brother that might need it. (Let's do this for each other men!)

Last 4 minutes jail break 50m and do 5 Big Boys… again but do 10… keep adding 5 and sprinting until time expired.

Stage Coach:
Partner work
Partner 1 will run to the other side of the field and back to partner 2. Partner 2 will be doing an exercise that slowly progresses across the field until Partner 1 returns and switch. Continue switching off between running and exercises until you’re across the field.
Exercises – Bear Crawl, lunge, broad jump burpee, crawl bear and reverse lunge

Results:
Stage Coach won two categories, but Rabbit also won two and had the most overall votes. Win goes to Rabbit.

Great work by both Qs sharpening their leadership today.

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Tour De Land Holdings

WARMUP: Mosey to the Police Lot for various exercises I/C
THE THANG: Mosey to the US flag at veterans park for the pledge.

Move to the lot formerly known as Footloose
Exercises & different modes of transport between lines

Line 1 – merkins
Bearcrawls
Line 2 – shoulder taps
Bearcrawls
Line 3 – squats
lunge walks
Line 4 – burpees
Turnaround
Line 4 – squats
Lunge walk
Line 5 – hand-release merkins
bearcrawl
Line 6 – sumos
bearcrawl
Line 7 – diamond merkins
Recover

Mosey to top of Monroe White parking lot for partner DORA
50 – squats
100 – burpees
150 – double count flutters

Mosey to the park for 1/2 wall work
Step ups – 20 OYO
Incline Merkins I/C
Dips I/C

Mosey past the millstone (birthplace of Spitz)
Up the hill to the Pike Energy lot
Five burpees OYO – just because
should taps
Makthar Ndiaje's (for Barry & Jekyll)
Jiffy called ab exercises while the 6 rolled in

On to the Police lot for more fun
burpees
lunges
squats

Mosey to COT

MARY: Geometry class – protractor at various angles with rosalitas and hello dollys mixed in

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Always – but read your newsletter

COT: Is the 5th core principle

Thanks for the call, JWOW. Always an honor to lead. 👁️

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Back In Time

WARMUP: stretching- honey mooner, full squat hold, cross leg
THE THANG: 100 SSH, Cherry Pickers, Bombjacks Then – Jacobs Ladder with Merkins and Squats; mosey around park to parking lot, second Jacobs Ladder with hand release merkins and BBSU. Run to new town hall – dips and step ups. Run to park – Tunnel of Love!!! Finish with gas pumpers
MARY: Gas Pumpers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Many
COT: prayers for Uhaul Family, DD and others

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Tour De Land Holdings

WARMUP: Mosey to the Police Lot for various exercises I/C
THE THANG: Mosey to the US flag at veterans park for the pledge.

Move to the lot formerly known as Footloose
Exercises & different modes of transport between lines

Line 1 – merkins
Bearcrawls
Line 2 – shoulder taps
Bearcrawls
Line 3 – squats
lunge walks
Line 4 – burpees
Turnaround
Line 4 – squats
Lunge walk
Line 5 – hand-release merkins
bearcrawl
Line 6 – sumos
bearcrawl
Line 7 – diamond merkins
Recover

Mosey to top of Monroe White parking lot for partner DORA
50 – squats
100 – burpees
150 – double count flutters

Mosey to the park for 1/2 wall work
Step ups – 20 OYO
Incline Merkins I/C
Dips I/C

Mosey past the millstone (birthplace of Spitz)
Up the hill to the Pike Energy lot
Five burpees OYO – just because
should taps
Makthar Ndiaje's (for Barry & Jekyll)
Jiffy called ab exercises while the 6 rolled in

On to the Police lot for more fun
burpees
lunges
squats

Mosey to COT

MARY: Geometry class – protractor at various angles with rosalitas and hello dollys mixed in

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Always – but read your newsletter

COT: Is the 5th core principle

Thanks for the call, JWOW. Always an honor to lead. 👁️

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Back In Time

WARMUP: stretching- honey mooner, full squat hold, cross leg
THE THANG: 100 SSH, Cherry Pickers, Bombjacks Then – Jacobs Ladder with Merkins and Squats; mosey around park to parking lot, second Jacobs Ladder with hand release merkins and BBSU. Run to new town hall – dips and step ups. Run to park – Tunnel of Love!!! Finish with gas pumpers
MARY: Gas Pumpers
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Many
COT: prayers for Uhaul Family, DD and others

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