The Velocity Vanguard Run

WARMUP: admiring my handy work on the new base for the flag
THE THANG: after oooo-ing and awww-ing for quite some time, we ran
MARY: did not give a rats tail about my handy work
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 6@6 has a new spot to put the shovel flag, Kingsley approved
COT: circled around the shovel flag, with its new base

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100-Yard Double Quarter Pounder

WARMUP: SSH, Windmills and others
THE THANG:

  • First Quarter (25 Yards): Run to the 25-yard line, complete 25 merkins Nur to the goal line.
  • Second Quarter (50 Yards): Run to the 50-yard line, complete 50 squats, and Nur to the goal line.
  • Third Quarter (75 Yards): Rub to the opposite 25 yard line, complete 75 mountain climbers (R+L =1) and Nur to the goal line.
  • Fourth Quarter (100 Yards): Run to the opposite Goal line, complete 100 SSHs and Nur to the goal line.
  • Repeat: Rinse and repeat the entire sequence for a "Double Quarter Pounder".

4 Corner Finisher

  • Round 1:

Corner 1- 10 Merkins
Corner 2 – 10 Copperhead Squats
Corner 3 – 10 Merkins
Corner 4 – 10 Copperhead Squats

  • Round 2:

Corner 1- 10 CDDS.
Corner 2 – 10 Jump Squats
Corner 3 – 10 CDDs.
Corner 4 – 10 Jump Squats

MARY: A few exercises
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Were made
COT: We shared and Prayed

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Lawn Ornament Weights

WARMUP: SSH / Cherry Pickers / 5 Windmills (crowd wasn't happy with the low quantity) / one lap around the lot dodging geysers.
THE THANG:
AMRAP CIRCUIT. 5 pairs of PAX. One pair leaves to do a lap with Cindys, Sandbags or KB the rest do AMRAP work.
Merkins, American Hammers, Jump Squats, Mountain Climbers, Flutter Kicks, Lunges After the circuit, run a lap. Repeat. Times 4 and 5 we swapped to Wall sit variations along the pilates wall.

Core Finisher
Hold a Bear Plank 60s, Back plank 60s, Side plank 30s each, dead bugs (IC), Toe touches and Gas Pumpers.

MARY: Core Finisher
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Newsletter and Bethel
COT: Yes

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Where’s Vuvu

WARMUP: Looked around for our scheduled Q, couldn’t find him in the gloom
THE THANG: Called reverse Whitehall route, because that’s what Vuvu would have wanted us to do.
MARY: One last look for our Q
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Vuvu checked in via text to let us know he was safely tucked in bed on this cool morning.
COT: Always

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School Tour

Commentary courtesy of Dark Helmet:

12 men at The Pit Of Cocks received a generous helping of Italian Jobs.

The Thang:

  • Run 1/4 mile-ish then perform the following
  • 10 Burpees
  • 20 HR Merkins
  • 30 Lunges
  • 40 Mountain Climbers
  • 10 Burpees

Repeat until the hate leaves your heart or until 45 minutes has elapsed…

Moleskine:
The morning began with Liberty rescuing Goose’s hemorrhoid pillow from the parking lot (not sure when that got left there) and placing it lovingly by the flag. Also placed by the flag, was a fat deuce squeezed out like Satan’s toothpaste by 3D’s nutsniffer. Not to worry, like most good dog owners, 3D brought his little doo-doo produce bags and collected the offering to carry with him. I don’t have a dog, and one of the main reasons is that I currently live in a situation that would require me to bend down and collect the feces of a lesser beast. I'm on the top of the food chain. I will not collect feces. Besides, the mighty (though domesticated) canine deserves to leave his castoffs where they lay, so for me to take responsibility to care for such an animal would require me to live beyond the officious reach of an HOA and past the confines of a fence…

Changing subjects, Deep Dish remarked about the amount of sand in the CRHS parking lot and was contemplating how to take his kids there and convince them that it was Myrtle Beach, but with less cigarette butts.

COT: Pray for many men’s relatives, to shoulder our burdens, and to be smart enough not to go alone.

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Badland’s 1 yr MANniversary

Turned 41 today… 1 year anniversary of becoming a man they say.

WARMUP:
train going through town at 0510 caused a few late arrivals. Did pledge and then 41 ssh IC while the stragglers got parked and over to the flags.

THE THANG:

run .25 miles over to WEP playground, Al Gore for the 6.

Run the 0.6-mile loop around WEP, then:
41 squats
Run the 0.6-mile loop around WEP, then:
41 pushups
Run the 0.6-mile loop around WEP, then:
41 bench step-ups
Run the 0.6-mile loop around WEP, then:
41 walking lunges
Run the 0.6-mile loop around WEP, then:
41 mountain climbers
Run the 0.6-mile loop around WEP, then:
41 reverse merkins with swings

run .25 miles back to CoT for a total on the morning of you guessed it… 4.1 miles

MARY: planned for 41 LBC IC but only got to around 25 before 0600 hit

ANNOUNCEMENTS: newsletter
COT: yup

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HELP

WARMUP: Skipped it
THE THANG: Bag of Burdens
One guy travels with sandbag the other 6 do AMRAP of the below.
Merkins
American Hammers
Squats
Flutter Kicks
Plank
LBC’s
Shoulder Taps
Cycle through 3x

Truck Tire
6pax lift the truck tire while one does burpees. Do a little traveling with the tire and get splashed with water.

Walls
Partner up. One pax does variations of wall sits the other does a variation of merkins

Double cindy carry farmers walk 100 yards and back. Swap with partner when you need help.

Dips

2nd F: HELP
Every man carried something heavy today. Every man eventually got relief when someone else took it. Life works the same way. The strongest men aren't the ones who carry everything alone. They're the ones humble enough to ask for help and mature enough to hear the truth when it's offered.

MARY: Dips
ANNOUNCEMENTS: NEWSLETTER
COT: 2nd F

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Soggy Sea Biscuits

WARMUP: Broga
THE THANG: Run through Massey to Forest neighborhood for loops and run back 3-5 mi was completed
MARY: Broga
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Read newsletter
COT: don’t believe the false identities placed on you but rather the truth of who you are by your creator
You are a son of his loved and always will be with access to HIM whenever you choose…it’s written and true

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