In celebration of the cooler weather that was exactly one weekend later than requested for a perfect Ragner Carolinas Trail race YHC got the nod to do my thing this past Monday morning at the most proper bootcamp workout west of I77 in Fort Mill. Warmup was handled by my main partner in crime ChaChing so you know by the time YHC took over the upper body was already smoked.
Choose the harder option I’ve been told so we performed some Circle of (insert painfull exercise here).
Circle of Merkins, hold plank and critique all possible things that can be critiqued and even some that cant is expected by the PAX while observing the victim complete 10 merkins. Pass the pain to the right and let the critiques rip. One round was good so we went straight into the Circle of Hump. Same theory just more inappropriate comments from the PAX while each participant performs his best monkey humper. Two rounds of hump were performed because a true HIM never wants to deny her an encore if requested. Next on the docket was the Ring of Fire. That finally ended after two rounds or approximately not a second before everyone had red indicating fluid leaking from some area of skin directly covering a pointy joint. Sorry guys but just chalk it up as mental toughness. Could always be worse, think fire ant infested grass outside of Winthrop basketball gym. Thanks Packman for the memories and mental toughness.
Mosey to the wall beside BestBuy for some BTW, shoulder tap BTW, and some burpees before heading to the Home Depot parking lot.
Get your crawl on ladies. Each PAX perform one loop around the greenspace before running to the Lawn and Garden entrance and back. Methods of transportation around the loop were as follows: Bear crawls, crab walks, crawl bears, inchworm, then one last loop of bear crawls. Mosey back towards Pets Mart and perform some team staggered sprints from crosswalk to crosswalk. Great job guys pushing each other and encouraging until the end. Finally make it back to COT for a quick round of Cha-Cha Merkins since all snowmen love to dance before the Count-A-Rama, Name-A-Rama, P&P, Anouncements and closing prayers by YHC. Thanks for the opportunity Jedi and to the PAX for hummoring YHC with my requests. Warm Hugs for Everyone
Tag: Bones
Charter Band-aids for Little Warriors – PreBlast
- QIC: Cornerstone
- When: 12/22/2018
- Pax: Anchorman, Assassin, Bones, Cake Boss, Cha Ching, Change Order, Chicken Hawk, Cornhole, Dark Helmet, DaVinci, Double D, Geronimo, Ginsu, Jedi, Jekyll, Maximus, Polaroid, Pusher, Royale, Short Sale
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As most of the PAX in the Fort and Rock regions knows my 5 year old daughter (Emma) is a leukemia survivor. We still make a trip every 4 weeks to get blood drawn to check her counts at Levine Children’s Hospital. We also stepped up and raised money last year (Christmas time) for a fellow brother bout-time out of Area 51 son Jennings who has leukemia also.
It has come to my attention that the budgets have been cut in some of the pediatric departments and the first thing to go is usually the character band aids. You say how important is to have these band-aids? Well as far as the cancer kids go every time the have their PORT’s (Port is a small medical appliance that is installed beneath the skin. A catheter connects the port to a vein) which for some kids is traumatic they get a band-aid over it. For others that are done with treatment such as my daughter Emma has to go back for the next 21 years to get checked (mainly blood counts). This not always easy for instance this past Wednesday she was poked 3 times. Well at the end the band aid can put a smile on a child’s face. This also goes for those kiddos that have to constantly get blood work done not just cancer kids.
So what I am challenging you to do is every week you go grocery shopping buy at least one box or more of character band-aids girls or boys. Also Spread the word in every COT. I will tweet out what AO’s I will be at and if anyone wants to step up and help me collect that would be awesome.
I also challenge others in different regions to pull together and do the same thing. My goal is to gather as much as possible and split it between Levine Children’s Hospital and Novant Health Hemby Children’s Hospital (St. Jude Affiliate Clinic) before Christmas.
Let a simple act of kindness put a smile on a little fighters face.
AYE. Lets do this.
Awkward and Uncomfortable
On a Monday following the Ragnar, most PAX in the Fort/Lake Wylie seemed to find their Fartsacks more than their local AOs. Just 3 PAX total seemed it a wise idea to find themselves at Quagmire for an awkward and uncomfortable BC.
In “honor” of Columbus Day and Indigenous Peoples Day, the plan was to perform a series of awkward and uncomfortable partner exercises but because there were just 3 of us, that weinke went right out the window!
Now it became a little more awkward for me as I had to resort to my backup plan on the fly.
The “group” took a short mosey to the back of Home Depot’s parking lot for a short warm-up. After a few windmills, Moroccan night clubs, and walkers of the Imperial and Hillbilly variety, we moseyed on over to the front of Target.
With the wildly popular red balls, we did 4 rounds of Route 66:
Merkins, Squats, LBCs, and CDDs stopping at 11 different stations, adding one rep at each step.
After the fourth round was completed it was another short run over to the stairs adjacent to the fountain where the PAX took on a little of the awkward partner work.
In a rotating partner fashion, one PAX started on the top balcony performing Merkins while the other two performed Stair Barrows then on partner stayed at the top and did Merkins while the other two ran down the stairs to perform Stair Barrows again; rotating until all PAX had performed both the Stair Barrows and Merkins at the top. After all PAX had performed the Merkins, the exercises changed to Deep Squat Rows using the railings-then calf raises and then Carolina Dry Docks. If you think this sounds awkward and confusing, you should have been there….terrible.
We finished at the fountain with two rounds of Dips and Step-ups: 25 reps each.
COT was a little more personal than usual as the three of us were able to speak a little more directly and with more detail about the things going on in our lives. Some following up on things that had been mentioned in COTs of past.
Thank you Jedi for the opportunity to lead.
Pre-Michael Showdown at the Abyss
YHC didn’t look at the weather forecast last night so it was a bit of a surprise walking outside this morning to the pouring rain. No big deal but had to audible a couple of things on the weinke.
One thing I love about F3 is the dedication of the PAX to show up rain, shine, freezing rain, snow, single-digit temps, etc…to get to a workout. Today was no exception and 16 men (2 of whom were runners) showed up in the pouring rain to get better. One FNG was present so an F3 certified disclaimer was given and off we went.
Mosey to Bus Circle
Butt Kickers, High Knees, Side shuffle facing the school, Side shuffle away
Warm up (In Cadence)
15 – SSH
15 – IW
15 – WM
15 – Mountain Climbers
25 – Moroccan Night Clubs
Mosey to the covered sidewalk for some partner work. Some grunge music seemed apropos so it accompanied our work.
Brief Discussion on Encouragement – YHC asked the PAX to thing of someone in their life who has been a big encouragement as we completed the exercises.
Partner up – Size doesn’t matter
Partner 1 – Run the circle
Partner 2 – Work on the exercises
Flapjack
150 Carolina Dry Docks
250 Squats
350 LBC’s
Everyone completed one round and a few Pax made it through the CDD’s for the 2nd round.
Mosey to the paved hill at the exit of the school. No partners for this part.
Lt Dans to the first set of rocks, backwards lunge to the second set, sprint to the top, and slow mosey to the bottom
Rinse and Repeat (Mumble chatter)
5 burpees OYO
Bear crawl to the first set of rocks, backwards Lt. Dans to the second set, sprint to the top, 5 burpees OYO and slow mosey to the bottom
Mosey to the wall for wall sits
Round 1
Each PAX counted to 10 while holding the wall with one leg out
Shake it out, Rinse and Repeat (Mumble chatter)
Round 2
Hold the wall while each Pax ran to the sidewalk, 2 burpees and back to the wall
Shake it out, Rinse and Repeat (Mumble chatter)
Mosey back for COT
Announcements
Read your newsletter. Christmas Party, Bourbon Chase, etc…
Prayer Requests
Moab and his wife are foster parents and are receiving a newborn today. Prayers for them and for the mom.
Unspoken prayers that are heavy on our hearts
Having the strength to encourage others in our circles
Great job by the Pax and great job by the FNG Matt (F3 Aztec). He did a great job keeping us with us and did a lot better than I did on my first post. Keep up the good work!
Always an honor to lead. Thanks Bones for the opportunity.
Until next time…
Hauschka
A Darth Visor Backblast
I came across this backblast while trying to find something to say about Darth Visor’s passing. After reading it, I figured what better way to learn a small something about the man he was, than to “participate” in his VQ.
Other than not having an outhouse or a baseball field (we used road by the playground and the track), I kept the Weinke as close to the original as I could. It was surprisingly easy to tie the IR race.
After finishing, I let the PAX know who was responsible for the Q, and had some time left for ab lab.
COT
We finished up with some good discussion and prayers for Darth Visor and his family.
Thanks Bones for the opportuNITY.
The original backblast:
Virgin Q – Darth Visor – It’s about time Back Blast – 6.23.15
- When: 06/23/15Where:
The Pax: Hickory Stick, Trojan, Light Bulb, Sketch, Green Bean(@F3ATL), Gear(@F3theFort), Boomer, Foghorn, Def Con 2, Nacho Libre
QIC: Darth Visor
11 PAX joined the party at THE RUBICON for a VIRGIN Q by Wardaddy in charge. Great to have @greenbean from F3Atlanta and @Gears from The Fort join in the GLOOM.
What had happened was…
7:00 sharp we mosey to the slice of heaven between the diamonds for a little warm up
Starting Position…Move….In Cadence….Exercise
SSH
Squats “really missed GRITS” was going to have him demonstrate proper technique
EW
Cotton Pickers
Feeling loose – we mosey
The Thang
1-2-3 ‘s lovely learn’t this’n up thar in fort mill region.
Partner Up and head for the outhouse…partner sprint around outhouse while other partner commenced to exercising!
100- step ups
200- dips
300 – LBCs’
Whew 10 count needed.
Let’s mosey to the ole ball field for a slight twist on our old favorite IR. PAX you got’s to sprint….not jog when its your turn. So we turned up the heat with a little team race – IR around the ballpark. Losers get to enjoy OYO 15 Burpees.
Trojan takes early lead for left side, then Boomer hits high gear to pad the lead, Hickory Stick notches one for the right side, and someone hit the speed switch for Light Bulb and it looks like left side is going to “run away” with it BUT amazing speed from Nacho Libre, Sketchy, and Gears even things up by the time we pass home plate.
Strong Showing by both teams BUT WE TIE AND EVERYONES a LOSER.
15 burpees for all and all for the PAX
Outfield Fence for little Wall Squat to catch our breath.
Let’s Mosey to THE HILL
Merkin Ladder 10 down run up hill 9 at top back down 8 back to top 7…all the way to 1 MERKIN.
COT and BOM
Much to be thankful for…GBABY arrives for WD, remembering Foghorns wife – expecting, Mufasa’s back.
Moleskin
There was some more Beatdown but who can really remember it was soooo long ago.
Pleasure to have led you men, inspiring, fun, makes me feel good at 6:15 AM on beautiful 2sday AM
Sorry CRACK, MUFASA, Grits, Peanut, Stang, and other faithful had to miss…we’ll get you next time.
NEXT DARTH VISOR Q coming soon to the Gloom near you F3Alpha.
10/1/18 – Quagmire BackBlast – 4 Corners to Kick off the Week
10 HIMs joined YHC to kickoff the week and the month with 4 corners of pain.
Warmup
- Mosey around the parking lot
- 35 Side-straddle-hops
- 12 Windmills
- 11 4 count merkins
- 20 4 count mountain climbers
- 20 4 count Moroccan Night Clubs
Mosey to parking lot corner & partner up for accountability and encouragement
We’ll be doing a workout at each of the 4 parking lot corners, about 50 yards apart. We’ll start with 1 rep and we’ll be going to 11.
Corner 1 – Burpees, Corner 2 – Merkins, Corner 3 – LBCs, Corner 4 – Jump Squats
Total Reps = 66 each corner/exercise & ~2200 yards
Mosey back to corner 1
- 10 diamond merkins, sprint to Corner 2
- 10 wide arm merkins, sprint to Corner 3
- 10 diamond merkins sprint to Corner 4
- Mosey to Corner 1
- 10 wide arm merkins, sprint to Corner 2
- 10 diamond merkins, sprint to Corner 3
- 5 burpees, sprint to Corner 4
- Mosey to Corner 1
- 10 diamond merkins, sprint to Corner 2
- 10 wide arm merkins, sprint to Corner 3
- 5 burpees, sprint to Corner 4
Mosey to COT
1 minute left – Captain Thors to 5×20
COT
Announcements
- Ragnar
- #218in18
Prayers
- Family routine
- Marraiges
- Brothers getting married (with broken foot)
Six every 3 at Quagmire
Quick disclaimer, then to start, a volunteer PAX chose 3/6 out of 3/6, 4/8, 5/10. So, 6 burpees every 3 minutes, or the best the Q to do to maintain that throughout the workout.
Then, it was:
Mosey to Home Depot w/ BK’s, HK’s, SS’s.
6 every 3.
Warmup w/ SSH, WM’s, Flutters, MNC’s, 1-leg scissor lifts, etc.
6 every 3.
Six balls in parking lot. At each do 1 then 2,3,4,5,6 reps w/ mode of transport:
- Broad Jump / Toe squats 6 every 3.
- Crab Walk / V-ups w/ 3 sec hold 6 every 3.
- Lunges / Squat Thrusters (leave ground) 6 every 3.
- Bear Crawl / Donkey Kicks 6 every 3.
- Straight Suicides / Monkey Humpers 6 every 3.
Jog, sprint behind HD to People Chair wall. 3 x we did PAX count 5 sec each x 12 = 1 min each time. Run across to opposite wall.
Jog to red balls. Half group went to ball 2, 4, 6 and did that many bombjacks. Other half did American Hammers. 6 every 3. Switch groups.
Jog back, finish with 10 Panther Pound Eagle Pound Burpees (minus the roll on the macadem). We had done our best to stick to 6 every 3 but with some improvisation and timing issues, probably ended up around 58 or 68 burpees.
A brief discussion about the clock of your life. Where are you on the clock right now? What are things you want to do in that time? Is there anyone you need to talk to in that time…and how much time do they have left? YHC has a strained relationship with parents and they are further along on the clock.
YHC’s clock with lifespan of 72 is 8:36.
Announcements, Convergence 9-29, Ragnar 10-5, .Praises, Royale for new 1st F leadership role. Thanks Jedi for the opportunity and for taking us out. Thank you PAX for following.
Abyss got tired once again
We started our workout with a quick disclaimer and moseyed to the basketball goals area behind the school, all the props had been distributed into 4 stations.
Circled up for the warm up:
Windmill
Moroccan night clubs
Low Slow Squats
Hillbilly walk
Hillbilly squat (combination of hillbilly walk and squat, we had a few issues coordinating the count with the actual movements of the body but by the sixth rep most PAX got the idea)
Mountain Climbers
Low Slow Merkin
Arm circles
After the warm up we split in 4 groups and each group went to a different station:
Station 1:
-> 15 big boy sit ups
-> 20 Rosalitas
-> 30 Sledgehammer swings (15 each side)
-> 40 Heel Touches SC
-> 40 Dying Roach SC
Station 2:
-> 8 Tire flips
-> 20 Monkey Humpers
-> 20 lunges SC
-> 30 low squat (touch the ground with hand)
-> 50 calf raises
Station 3:
-> 15 biceps curls
-> 20 curb dip
-> 25 dumbbell swing
-> 30 SSH IC
-> 40 Carolina drydocks
Station 4:
-> 10 diamond merkins
-> 15 wide arm merkins
-> 20 regular merkins
-> 30 battle rope wave SC
-> 40 Shoulder taps
After each group finished a full circuit of 4 stations we went to the grass area to do a full Captain Thor routine (1 big boy sit up and 4 american hammers, 2 BBSU and 8 AH, 3 BBSU and 12 AH and so on all the way up to 10 BBSU and 40 AH) lots of mumble chatter before, during and after this routine, some requested yoga mats, but we only had the grassy area, everyone pushed their body to the extreme to complete this routine.
On the way back to COT with 8 minutes to spare we found the hill and went for a run downhill, run up to the middle of the hill and perform 3 reps on each position of the around the clock merkin routine, back to the top, rinse and repeat.
Once done with the hill, we moved against the school wall for mike tyson merkins, Wall Makhtar N’Diayes and balls to the wall, more mumble chatting happened here as every PAX counts to 5 at a different speed and everyone had to hold the BTTW position untill all PAX had done their 5 count from left t op right.
Moseyed back to COT, planked for 1 minute, right arm high, left arm high, right leg high, left leg high some chatter included; we figured that our favorite Star Wars character was cranky since he had missed his daily m&m’s dose.
We finished up with prayers, praises and announcements.
Thank you Bones for the opportunity to lead.
Tinsel out…
Not much of a game, but a whole lot of suicides
So for some quick backstory, YHC had the Q at the Deep on 9/29, but was asked by our Nantan to be on of the Q’s at the convergence at WEP. I was planning on doing a football themed workout there, but since I was losing that Q, I thought I would try to move it to the Swamp. That being said, nothing about what this workout evolved into resembled anything like what I was originally thinking, but as always, it was great to lead these awesome PAX.
There were 16 at The Swamp on a morning that was back to being hot and muggy. I gave a short disclaimer and we started promptly at 515, the PAX were really chatty this morning, which stopped almost immediately after I got started because there wasn’t much time to breathe after that, let alone talk.
We took a short mosey around the parking lot and did some toy soldiers and shuffle steps on our way to the parking lot by the fountain where we circled up for a quick warm up.
- 10 Windmills IC
- 15 Moroccan Nightclubs IC
- 10 Low Slow Squats
- 10 Merkins IC
I only had 1 “thing” planned this morning, we would have 2 teams and do the same thing over and over again mixing in different exercises. I had 5 cones on each side of the lot/fountain spaced 10 yards apart. We would start at the back island and essentially do suicides while stopping at each cone and doing an exercise of my choice. The first whole team to cross the finish line at the other end of the lot by the far island got a point for some friendly competition.
Breakdown:
- Run 10 yards, do exercise, run back to finish
- Run 20 yards, do exercise, run back to finish
- Run 30 yards, do exercise, run back to finish
- Run 40 yards, do exercise, run back to finish
- Run 50 yards, do exercise, and then go the final ~60 yards or so via a movement of my choice.
- Mosey back to start and repeat with different exercises
Exercises:
1st set
- 10 Burpees
- 20 Merkins
- 30 Squats
- 40 LBC’s
- 50 Alternating Shoulder Taps
- Sprint to finish
2nd set
- 10 Burpees
- 20 Werkins
- 30 lunges
- 40 flutters
- 50 SSH’s
- Bearcrawl to finish
3rd set
- 10 Burpees
- 20 Diamond Merkins
- 30 Monkey Humpers
- 40 Rosalitas
- 50 Overhead Claps
- Lunge Walk to finish
4th set
- 10 Burpees
- 20 CDD’s
- 30 Reverse Lunges
- 40 Dying Cockroach
- 50 Plank Jacks
- Crab walk to finish
5th set
- 10 Burpees
- 20 Ranger Merkins
- 30 Lateral Jumps
- 40 Hello Dolly
- 50 Seal Jacks
- NUR to finish
6th set
- 10 Burpees
- 20 Crucible Merkins
- 30 Calf Raises
- 40 Box Cutters
- 50 High Knees
- Shuffle/split the distance to the finish
We finished up with 2 minutes to spare, 1st team consisted of YHC, Bones, Cha-Ching, and Mainframe and we won with 4 points. The 2nd team consisted of Gears, Regal, Tinsel, and Moab and they won 2 of the sets. Winning team had a choice of 10 more Burpees for everyone or 20 for the losing team, we chose 10 more Burpees for everyone.
Mosey back to CoT right on time.
- Invergence tonight!
- Convergence 9/29 at WEP
- Prayers for Moab and his big interview
- Prayers for Cancer
- Prayers for our troops that fight and the struggles they have with PTSD when they are back home.
- Prayers for victims and families who are dealing with Hurricane Flo
Thanks for the Q Cha-Ching!
Until next time,
-Flux-
Simple Math at Quagmire
After staying up late into the night writing a much more complicated Weinke…. barely anybody showed up to the Quagmire, an AO known for getting 20+ on a regular ocassion. So needless to say, we went with option B and I was now making it up on the fly based on the basic principle of random numbers and letters dictating our workout today.
After a standard disclaimer, we moseyed around to the center rivergate fountain (called Muh Fountain for some reason?) and did a bear crawl around the traffic circle
The general idea was to ask PAX for a number and pair it with an exercise in my head. Sometimes I didn’t like the number so two numbers were asked and either added or multiplied together based on what the numbers given (ask a real street magician, they don’t know what trick they will do until you pick the card)
For example, Cha ching said 20 times Jedi’s reponse of 2 gave us 40 seconds of Al Gore which started off on a really good note.
Olaf showed up a few minutes late so he didn’t know what to expect when I asked him for a number. This gave us with 27 Gorilla Humpers IC….
No idea what the order was, but ended up doing
2 minutes AMRAP hip slappers on the benches
20 derkins
15 Carolina Dry Docks IC
11 burpees
and some random number of squats, LBCs, inchworm merkins
At some point I started asking for letters of the alphabet instead which gave us some
Derkins, Gorilla Humpers, Werkins
asked for 4 more numbers which gave us our Dora 1-2-3-4
107 flutters
27 burpees
101 LBCs
144 squats
7 PAX present meant 7 times up the stairs
Indian run back to the shovelflag for some quick MoM
Olaf led his favorite Homer to Marge to Mr Burns
10 Crunchy Frog IC
Cha Ching style Freddie Mercury
and then my standard 5 burpees to finish it off
CoT
Invergence PLEASE SIGN UP ahead of time
Convergence Sep 29 at WEP 0600
I am looking for someone to do the Pathfinder Advanced with me for accountability
Please pray for my family in Wilmington as they cannot get out of town, they stayed at my hometown church to help take care of the homeless and others who could not leave but the city as a whole was hit worse than it has been in over 40 years and are running low on resources at a city wide level and no one can get on I40 into the city so its slow going taking back roads and cutovers through smaller towns.
Couples Retreat next weekend for my church
Please take a minute in your day to pray for stronger marraiges among our PAX
Olaf’s half cousins parents died as a result of Florence, please pray for the family. He grew up with this side of his family
Please stay safe on the roads today