To the Moon and Back

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5 Pax came out for a Tesla Q in honor of the 50th anniversary of Apollo 11’s return to earth.

Warm up
Side straddle hops
Stretch merkins
Imperial walkers

Mercury

P i m p s
Pull-ups
Imperial walkers
merkins
plank jacks
squats
Partner ran up hill and back

Pax took a lap around the AO

Gemini

5 burpees
Bear crawl around Island
10 big boy sit ups
Bear crawl to next Island
15 CCDs
Bear crawl around Island
Couple more rounds I don’t recall…

Hill work/triple nickels
5 plank jacks
Run down
5 hand release merkins
Run up
X 5

Sprints to finish

COT

Great Q Tesla

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THE YARD does the STAR

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Context

Early Saturday AM Spitz headed to the barfatorium and wasn’t coming back so the word went out for a Q.  We hope that he is on the mend!!

The THANG

After a 5K pre-run (1 attendee) the PAX gathered for a pre-work disclaimer that included the idea that THE YARD  is moderate mostly because it is :50 long, but that moderation is also something that should be performed by each of the PAX, up or down depending upon a variety of mitigating factors.

The Warm Up:   Soccer Leg Sretches, Jog in Place with High Knees, Sun Salutation and Planks

Mosey to gate to gain access to football field

The PAX the committed to two rounds of a four corner star:

5 Burpees in the middle after each corner

Corner #1 High Knees in place, Merkins and LBC

Corner #2 LSS, Diamond Merkins and Flutters

Corner #3 Squats, CDD and Gas Pumpers

Corner #4 Imperial Walkers, WAM and Grave Diggers

Round #1:  15 reps, Round #2 10 reps

Mosey back to COT for :05 of mary.

 

AWESOME BY PRODUCT

Got to know Shield and Boss Hog much better!!

Announcements:  

THE YARD will move to 6:30 this coming Saturday.  In line with that, Q Source will be merging with the Q Source that follows WEP.

 

 

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Do a few things, but do them well.

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Jekyll asked me to Q at Colosseum like a month and a half ago. I had reservations, as the Colosseum is outside my radius of comfort for a weekday post and it’s not like the Q can leave early. Throwing caution to the wind I said sure, I’ll just make it an extra short shower before work…

Let’s roll!

Warm-ups
-Quick mosey to the first light- SSH
-Quick mosey to the next wide spot for slow count merkins and Imperial walkers.
-Quick mosey to the parking lot for some more COP.
Count off by 3 and line up behind one of 3 KB, 30# 40# and 50#
-All pax take turns for 20 KB swings, while the Q leads everyone else in squats, merkins and calf raises.
Main Course
4 cones that delineate 4 lines in the parking lot. Everyone lines up at one end line.
Lunge walk to the next line, bear crawl to the next line, then run the the end line.
25 merkins, then lunge walk walk, bear crawl, and run back to the original line.
Plank for the six.
Exercise- IC
This will be the pattern for the next 30 minutes or so.
Exercise 1: Flutter kicks 25 x
Exercise 2: Squats 25 x
Exercise 3: WW1 Sit-ups 15 x
Exercise 4: 6 in LBC’s 15 x then Monkey Humpers 20 x

Cool-out  with a pyramid of Suicide sprints.

COT

Hopefully that wasn’t too hard or too easy for most of the PAX. I had planned on about 6 PAX posting, what with Tater at Ballroom, Mile High at Golden Corral and Shanks at Block Party there were so many other options that it seemed inconceivable that more than 10 people would post to Colosseum. When I looked around and there were 22 other guys looking for a good push this AM, I really had a hard time believing it. Not saying everyone came just ’cause it was me, but I really did appreciate that everyone came to hang out with me in the Gloom. As always, it was my pleasure leading the PAX, pushing everyone a little bit, practicing my cadence, and maybe practicing my DI voice a little bit too.
Your Welcome!

Geronimo!

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Varsity: Keeping up the pace

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I have to be honest…..I’m so late with this back blast all I remember is I could not straighten my arm for 4 days. The pullups and curls with the cinder blocks killed me…..lol

5 of us came to The Varsity for some serious work. I was recovering from The Bear run and a pulled muscle in my hip so it was an all strength day at Varsity…..Ginsu’s favorite AO even though Ballroom is better.

The Thang:

Mosey to Band Lot

3 rounds – 25reps, 20 reps, 15 reps

  • Merkins
  • CDDs
  • Squats
  • Lunges
  • Leg raises
  • LBCs

Mosey to School entrance

3 rounds – 25reps, 20 reps, 15 reps

  • Dips
  • Derkins
  • Step Ups

Mosey to Pull up Bars

10 Excercies on the ground – 20 reps

Then do 10 pullups

  • merkins
  • sumo squats
  • Bunch of others

Was a great fellowship day as we had 5 and so we really pushed each other. Great mumble chatter and getting to know the PAX.

Thanks for the Q Harry Carry!

Cake Boss

 

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Thank you Lord for the cool weather

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After being gone a few weeks it was great to be back at Tempo and a beautiful morning for a fellowship  pace 5 miles.  I lead the 3 other Pax on what i have named the Zima loop(just because Zima showed it to me first). Down Hubert Graham, around Walmart through GHMS and back out to 160 to home. A great route, couple nice hills and not too much traffic.

Prayers for the Pax, that we would be the Virtuous Leaders in our homes that we are called to be.  Prayers for aging parents.

 

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The Hive: Move to Gain

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We had real men of genius show up at The Hive today. It was cooler temps and we took advantage of them. 12 of us decided to pick things up and put them down and get better this Friday morn.

FNG brought in by 3D kept up nicely and we had Lone-star, guest of U Haul’s from TX visiting The Hive. Very much appreciated!

The Thang:

Disclaimer and Welcome

Mosey to light poles for dynamic warm up

  1. SSHs
  2. Carolina Dry Docks
  3. Imperial Walkers
  4. Squats
  5. Moracan Night Clubs
  6. Butt Kickers
  7. High Knees
  8. Shuffle L/R

Grab our bells and mosey to far side of lot

3 Rows of exercises

1st Round = 15 Reps, 2nd = 10 reps 3rd round 5 reps for each row of movements

  • Kettle-bell swing
  • Single & 10 double
  • Two arm bent row
  • Figure eight
  • Goblet squats
  • Upright row
  • Dips

 

  • Lunge press
  • Sumo upright row
  • Curls L/R
  • American Hammer
  • Bench press L/R
  • Plank Rows L/R
  • Tri Extension

 

  • Flutters
  • Hello dolly’s
  • Freddy’s
  • Deadlift
  • Sidestep upright row
  • Kettlebell Merkins

Wrapped up with a thought about we have to move in order to gain. We need to get up and post if we want to get fit. We have to go to work and get a pay check…….the same is true for our relationships. We have to engage in order to grow and get closer to another……M’s 2.0s and Sky Q. Take the steps necessary to gain more in those relationships and don’t wait to the lows of life and the valleys to tell them you love them.

Thanks for the Q Band Camp……always honored to lead!

Cake Boss

 

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Reminisce about the “Pain”theon

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I haven’t been to one of my old favorite AOs in WAY to long.  We start to get spoiled with so many great  F3 options that it gets easy to stay close to home. I love Funhouse’s idea of Ass Kickin’ April and getting out to 30 different AOs during the month.  I challenge each of you to answer the call and post to a different AO and meet some new PAX once every few weeks!

So when I was asked to Q again at the Pantheon I answered the call.  I started DMing some of the Lake Wylie guys to see if they wanted to come with me and we had several show up this morning too!  I was quite surprised to see 24 PAX there at 5:15…. two were FNGs EH’d by Bones and two were 2.0s that Uber brought with him.  The FNGs were named “Grout” and “Safe Word”, respectively.  ALL of them did great on a challenging workout today.  Sorry to the 6 men that were cut out of the video Namorama.  I recalled 3 from my terrible memory, but 3 have been left off the tags…comment below and I’ll add you.

The Thang

Long disclaimer with new FNGs

Dynamic Warmup Lap

COP with SSHs – Imperial Walkers – CDDs – LS Squats – Merkins – Windmills – Mountain Climbers

I pulled some of my old favorite Weinkes from the Pantheon and put them together.

Evolution #1

Took two lanterns with me and we moseyed to the graded hill on the NE corner. Love that hill area and we did “8s” (because 7s is too hard of math for me it seems..)

Bottom of Hill 1 Bomb Jack

Top 7 Merkins

up and down the hill switching until you hit 7 Bomb jacks and 1 merkin

Evolution #2

I celebrated my one year anniversary back in 2016 at the Pantheon as Q.  I pulled out this terrible idea and we did it again.

Burpee Celebration

I counted in year 1 that I went to 147 workouts that year.  We would do the following.

17 burpees to start

Complete a lap in the parking lot

10 burpees at the start until we completed 13 laps. (10 x 13 = 130) + 17 = 147 burpees

With only 25 minutes of time that was a little ambitious.  Many finished 9 laps.  Some +/- 1 lap…

6am back to COT

Got to name our FNGs, Todd and Jason…both did great today.  Todd went first, said something about having a safe word after a pineapples reference that came from living in Hawaii…that was it for him…

Jason does sales somehow related to tile splash or tiles…Grout stuck!

Announcements – Prayers and time to go!

Thanks Bear Grylls and Fish Sticks for having me come out and share.  I really enjoyed being a part of the Pillars of Pantheon series as well!  Great idea and addition.

An Honor to Lead,

Royale

 

 

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Steadfast

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18 Pax posted at the Coop in full representation of 3 solid regions today (Richmond, Fort Mill and Ballantyne). The temperature dropped and it felt like spring again. Wegmans, Skate or Die, Sasquatch and Cici did a pre-run for extra credit. Double Mint put up a strong post as his downpainment before spending the day at Carowinds.  T-Claps to all 18 high impact men that challenged themselves both mentally and physically today. 

The Thang:

Mosey to Sugar Creek Elementary’s Bus Loop

COP: SSH (30x), IW (20x), HillBilly Walkers (15x), WM (15x), Moroccan Night Clubs (15x), Sumo Squats (15x), MC (15x), Peter Parkers (15x)

Mosey to the pull up bars: Jacobs Ladder with burpees at the bottom, pull ups at the top 8x

Mosey to Sugar Creek Elementary’s Parking Lot: Windsprints (2x)

Mosey to the wall: Wall Merkins 3x, People’s Chair 3x

Moleskin:  

We are constantly feeling good and bad vibes during our journey of life. Life is filled with valleys and peaks. Like a train on parallel tracks, we continually find ourselves between the good track and the bad track. When things go well in life, we are soon challenged with a tragedy or a loss. Remain steadfast. Be aware of when you become unbalanced between pride and humility, right and wrong, etc. Remain steadfast and in balance.

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Sweating it out at Golden Corral

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15 #HIM met on this muggy morning at the Golden Corral for a good old fashioned beatdown.  Lutefisk had to substiQ for me last Friday and by coincidence he didn’t have a Q lined up today so lucky me and lucky PAX I stepped up to bring the pain at one of my favorite A/O’s.

Started with the disclaimer and we were off.

 

Warm Up

  • Mosey to the back of Harris Teeter
    • I intentionally asked the PAX to circle up pretty close to the dumpsters.  If you are on #SLACK and you read the fabulous piece Crab Cakes wrote last week then you would know why
  • SSH X 20
  • Imperial Walker X 15
  • Merkins X 15
  • Mountain Climbers X 10
  • Recover and mosey to the tire shop

Activity 1

  • 30 Durkins
    • Lap around the tire shop
  • 30 Dips
    • Lap around the tire shop
  • 20 Box Jumps
    • Lap around the tire shop
  • Elbow plank and wait for the 6
  • Mosey from the tire shop to the parking lot in front of Baker’s Buzzin

Activity 2 (11’s)

  • I instructed the PAX to partner up and size did matter
  • This activity was 11’s and consisted of burpees and merkins (hopefully all of you know what 11’s are and if not it pretty much means the exercises have to sum to 11.  Example 10 burpees and 1 merkin, 9 burpees and 2 merkins, 8 burpees and 3 merkins etc….)
  • There are a total of 10 rounds.  The method of transportation was different for each round.
  • Round 1 was 10 burpees at the beginning then wheelbarrow to the end of the parking lot (it’s a long way away) and then complete the 1 merkin.  The partner that was holding partner #2’s legs had to carry that partner back to the start.
  • Round 2 9 burpees then the second partner had to wheel barrow to the end.
  • We did the wheel barrows and partner carries for rounds 1-4
  • Rounds 5 – 7 were bear crawls and run back
  • Rounds 8 – 10 were crab walks and run back

Surprisingly enough I looked at my watch and it was 5:59.  Time to mosey back to COT.  As you can imagine there was a ton of moaning and groaning, that translates to #WINNING.  The PAX got their money’s worth

At COT we had an #FNG Sam and his handle is Mach3.  Went through the announcements, prayers and praises and Funhouse took us out with a prayer.  Couldn’t have asked for a better start to the day!

 

Mile High Out

 

 

 

 

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High Intensity SeaLegs

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The gloom was dark and the air was thick with humidity.  Any sane person would be under the covers giving their M’s a dutch oven, but not these brave Pax, oh no. Myself and three other  High Impact Men of F3 Lake Wylie/The Fort resisted the urge to do the easier thing and gathered themselves to SeaLegs for a high intensity beatdown the likes of which SeaLegs has never seen before(that’s probably an exaggeration).

A disclaimer was given (I’m not a professional/can’t sue me, the school, F3, the nature preserve, yada yada yada). Fun fact Yada means “to know” in Hebrew. I see what Seinfeld was doing there. We then proceeded with a warm up.  A warm up? At SeaLegs? Isn’t running a warm up? I say no and I was the Q so I directly ripped off Cha Ching’s parking lot agility drills from yesterdays CrowsNest Q and implemented them to my own Q. Run up a parking lot stripe/side shuffle over to other parking lot stripe/nur back down/rinse and repeat throughout SeaLegs parking lot. Now that’s a warm up.

We then did a routine run from the back of the school to the back of McDowell Nature Preserve and back. Just because it is routine does not make it easy however.  By this time all the Pax were glistening with sweat, wondering to themselves “is this over yet”, but no, there was 19 minutes left and I was just getting started.

The next evolution of the workout was to go to the bottom of the Abyss hill, sprint up it then run the track once, come back, rinse and repeat till we got a mile in, which we did.  At this point there was still 7 minutes on the clock and we still had work to do.

We once again went down the hill and Nur’d up twice then sprinted up it once.  We then ran back to COT where we did 3 light post to light post sprints to finish the workout strong.  Hushka said we got 4.2 miles in, all at different intensities, which to me was a job well done by all the PAX.

Observations- SeaLegs is a hidden gem amongst the AO’s of Lake Wylie/The Fort.  There are hills for days there which makes you a better runner, which makes your bootcamps easier, which makes your overall fitness better.  This AO should be attended at least once a month if not more so, despite the competing AO’s. Give Haushka your support!

Prayers for teachers for the upcoming year, Omaha learning how to drive and making the Cross Country team at his school, and general daily anxiety for everyone.  Prayers for me at Spartan Race this Sunday(I heard the Sweati was harder so I should be fine). Thanks Haushka  for the opportunity to lead. Peace!

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